A Whole New World

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[theincompetentgenius]

《 Satan: The Avatar of Wrath 》

"Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance."

[theincompetentgenius]

Edgar, Luka, and Jonah with an S/O Who Hates Physical Touch

anon: You asked for more asks, so here I’m fulfilling that wish. Ikerev’s Edgar, Luka and Jonah with an s/o that despises physical touch and has to be eased into it in their beginning of their relationship, see it as trust building.

Edgar Bright

In the beginning, it’s going to be a bit difficult getting this to work. While Edgar doesn’t despise physical affection, he’s certainly not used to it. Depending on the circumstances, physical affection can make him feel shocked to downright uncomfortable. In his mind, he could go through his relationships (platonic and romantic) without a hug. 

However, his feelings change as his relationship with his S/O progresses. The fuzzy feeling in his chest makes him want to hold their hands, pull them to his chest, and plant a kiss on their lips. It’s insane to him, but he’s glad that he was given the opportunity to feel this way. 

Nevertheless, he knows that his lover isn’t comfortable with those behaviors. They’re more sensitive to touch than he is, which he totally understands. In fact, its why Edgar (ironically) is the best person for this situation. 

Before engaging in any physical contact, Edgar would verbally tease his S/O. This gives him an idea of how his S/O is feeling (which can will their reaction towards his touch) and give them a fleeting warning to prepare themselves for his love. Sometimes its a bluff, but sometimes he’s going to go for it.

When Edgar does this trick, he starts small. He’ll hold their hand and place it on his chest, joking that their lack of affection wounds him. The only thing that will make him feel better is if they come and give him a hug. Half the time he gets the hug (begrudgingly) and the other half he gets a playful shove. In both cases, they touch so its a win for him.

But make no mistake, he will get bolder as his S/O gets more comfortable. His touch will become more romantic and intimate, replacing the light-hearted and silly attitude that was prominent in the beginning. He’ll start blurring the lines between his jokes and his real feelings, luring this lover until they become comfortable with all of his touch.

But he’ll never do anything that’s beyond their comfort zone. They don’t even need to say anything, just their body language is enough for him to understand. When Edgar runs into that situation, he’ll simply switch topics or pretend that he was going for their touch anyways.

Luka Clemence

Luka is also pretty understanding about this. However, he wants his S/O to understand just how important affection can be in a relationship. He doesn’t want to cross any lines with his lover, but he really wants to show them how much he loves them (and words aren’t his strongest suit). 

It might be a little awkward at first. He’s not sure how to go about such things and needs a little guidance from the other officers. After all, he’s already super clumsy with his affection and he doesn’t want to make it any worse. 

To make sure that he’s completely aware of everything that makes his S/O uncomfortable, Luka will have a private conversation with them. He doesn’t need to know why they steer clear of physical affection, but rather how should he navigate through their relationship. The Jack of Spades doesn’t want to take any chances, so it’s better to clear everything up before he makes a mistake.

He’s very careful. Whenever there’s physical contact involved, he’ll always ask for his S/O’s permission. If they accept, then he’ll tread lightly but bask in your sweet embrace. If they reject, Luka will take no issue with it and remind them to take their time. His lover might feel a little guilty for denying his advances, but his earnest voice provides them with comfort.

As days go by, Luka will grow used to this new form of affection. He no longer feels the need to show his affection through physical means-- it’s better for him too (since it’s never been his strength). Instead, he relies on words of affirmation and quality time. His favorite thing to do is to make his lover their favorite meal. I mean, who needs a hug when you can have the best soup? It’s basically the same thing.

Soon, his S/O grows more receptive towards his touch. They’re not sure what made the change, but they enjoy the lingering warmth from his kisses. There’s a newfound comfort in his embrace-- something they hadn’t felt at the start of the relationship. Although they’re not entirely aware of it, Luka’s lover now completely trusts him with their body.

Jonah Clemence

Out of everyone on this list, Jonah is going to be the least understanding. No kisses? Not even hand-holding? Why wouldn’t his lover enjoy being smothered by his hugs? It’s the perfect way to show his undying love for them! 

This is where his S/O would need to sit with Jonah and have 1-on-1 conversation about their boundaries (to prevent him from taking the situation personally). The message needs to be clear and direct, but nothing too harsh. Providing the backstory (or at least parts of it) would really help Jonah see where they’re coming from. 

After that, he’ll back off. But his S/O is going have to forgive him for the few slip-ups that happens when he wants to surprise them or gets overexcited. While the first few “surprises” might be uncomfortable, it helps his lover get some first-hand experience of Jonah’s touch. It’s nothing too crazy or steamy, which helps them relax a little.

Similar to Luka, Jonah will find other ways to compensate for the lack of physical affection. It feels wrong (to him) that he isn’t showering his S/O in endless affection, so he’ll buy them a bunch of gifts. Whenever he’s free, the Queen of Hearts will go out to buy his lover their favorite clothes, desserts, and prized items. 

He also likes to boast about his lover. There are so many compliments that his lover always finds their cheeks glowing with heat. Sometimes he’ll hold their face or hands while delivering them, hoping that his S/O feels more comfortable. If they show any sign of discomfort, he’ll immediately retract and focus his love elsewhere. It’s the least he can do for his favorite person in the whole world.

As with every other suitor, the S/O will learn to love his touch. But instead of Jonah making the first move, they will take the initiate to give him that first hug. It would probably occur after Jonah had a rough day on the battlefield (and they wanted to show their support). Although the Queen of Hearts is surprised, there’s a big smile (that’s just as surprising) resting on his face. He’ll take their hand, give it a small kiss, and marvel about how he’s been waiting for this day.

[theincompetentgenius]

May i request headcanons of being the clemence brother's younger sister??? (And maybe she has a lil crush on Lance??) OWO💞✨

Aww, this is such a fun idea! I don’t think I can really limit this to a specific suitor, but there’s obviously going to be a heavy inclination towards Luka, Jonah, and Lancelot.

Little Lady Clemence lives in the Red Territory and her primary caretaker is Jonah. However, she has good relations with Luka and tends to visit him quite often (much to Jonah’s dismay).

She looks identical to Jonah. I mean, Jonah already looks like a porcelain doll so imagine how beautiful Lady Clemence is. Her long, greyish-green hair falls below her hips in loose waves as her soft-pink lips curl into a cherubic smile. Under the sunlight, her amber eyes sparkle with warmth, and her cheeks glisten in a rosy red. She’s an absolute stunner.

Her beauty doesn’t stop at her appearance. Jonah ensures that she has the most beautiful wardrobe in the Cradle. He’s always going out to buy her dresses made from the finest silks and fabrics. Although the little lady never asks for them, she enjoys going out to spend time with her brother.

Jonah loves spoiling her. He’ll bake her the most extravagant desserts while bowing down to her every command. It can make her a little bit egotistic, but the other Red Army members keep her in check.

But for all the spoiling, Jonah can be controlling. Since she is a noble, she needs to maintain her image-- but there’s only so much a young woman can take. Whenever Little Lady Clemence has had enough of Jonah’s behavior, she runs to her other brother in the Black Army.

She visits Luka every 2 weeks, staying for a week (or even more if she feels like it). The siblings spend their time cooking together and chatting about all the latest events in the Black Army. Although she appreciates everything that Jonah does for her, the Black Army is her escape.

The lady admires their freedom and takes full advantage of it. She’s much more loud and unruly with Luka, as he watches with an exasperated sigh. There’s much more drinking, swearing, and foolishness (as Jonah would say).

It doesn’t help that Fenrir facilitates her unlady-like behavior. But Luka loves that she feels more comfortable around him (it gives him that one-up against Jonah).

She loves teasing Luka about his love life. Although there’s not much to talk about, Little Lady Clemence is always bringing up possible brides for the Jack of Spades. When they walk on the streets, she gives him a little nudge whenever a beautiful woman passes by. She bursts into laughter as his face turns bright red.

Although she’d love to visit him more, Jonah insists that it’s too dangerous. But that doesn’t stop her from sneaking out from time-to-time (but it never ends well when a furious Jonah waits in her room in the next morning).

Both Clemence brothers are fiercely protective of her. Jonah threatens any man that breathes 50 feet near her, nearly decapitating half the Red Army. While Luka isn’t as protective, he isn’t afraid to draw his sword at anyone leering in her direction. 

No one dares to look at her thanks to Jonah’s threats, so there goes her love life. But it doesn’t matter since she’s head-over-heels for the King of Hearts himself.

Little Lady Clemence had a thing for the king for as long as she could remember. It didn’t help that Jonah always gave not-so-subtle hints to Lancelot about who the king’s next queen should be. Lady Clemence always tries to play it off, but her face always turns into a tomato.

Because she’s been trained to be the perfect lady, the little lady never chases after the king. Instead, she admires him from afar. Her heart races as Lancelot gallantly steps out into the courtyard. There’s something about his commanding presence that makes it impossible to look away.

But being a noble has its perks-- Jonah always sets the two up on one-on-one dates. Whether it’s a picnic at the flower garden, a fancy dinner at the finest restaurant, or a special date at a ball, her older brother works hard to get her the man of her dreams.

Unfortunately, Lancelot shows no interest of reciprocating her feelings. His vacant, cold eyes make it difficult for her to say more than a sentence to him. Although he’s not trying to be rude, he seems so far away. How could she speak her mind when he wasn’t even listening? 

She wishes that he would confide in her. After all, they have spent so much time together. 

What would it take for him to break down his walls? How could she melt that icy heart? It’s a question that follows her every night into her dreams.

[theincompetentgenius]

Plz make headcanons for Sirius and Edgar with s/o that outsmarts them

“Hello! Can I request headcanons for Ikemen Revolution Sirius Oswald of what would happen if MC was able to outsmart his strategies and made a better strategy by herself???”

Alrighty, after 1000 years I have finally risen from the dead. Now, I decided to combine these 2 requests because they’re pretty similar and ask for the same suitor. Hope that’s ok with you!

Sirius Oswald

Outsmarting Sirius is hard. This man is the closest mankind will ever get to perfect, so you’re going to have to be the next Albert Einstein to pull one over him. The only times you’d really need to outsmart him is when you really want to help him, but he’s being stubborn again (and giving you baby tasks).

If you’re clever with a conscience, then you’d probably think of a bunch of fickle excuses to avoid Sirius’s enjoyable busywork. Maybe you’d even be able to outwit him into bringing you along onto one of his missions (this is highly unlikely, but not impossible).

If you’re more mischievous, you’d probably trick some of the other Black Army officers to do all the busy work for you. It’s as simple as saying, “The Queen of Hearts has requested for you all to do such-and-such.” They wouldn’t doubt you because you’re Alice-- one of the Black Army’s closest allies. That leaves you with all the time in the world to get into the real action.

For a more dangerous task (like fighting on the front-lines or doing espionage), you’ll have to sneak out and follow Sirius. Try gathering intel from before, so you have a general idea of where you need to go (reach certain stops before he does and wait for his arrival). Don’t tail him for the entire trip because he will find out within an instant. Also, don’t leave any footprints, wear perfume, or do anything that could give you away. Sirius already has heightened senses, so you want to minimize your presence as much as possible. 

When he inevitably finds out that you tailed him into the middle of a war-zone, he’s going to be upset. Not only are you going to get hurt, but you also don’t understand the consequences of your actions. If you kill someone (or let someone go), you could significantly change the outcome of the battle. Every life matters here.

However, he’s also slightly impressed that you followed him without him knowing. When talking about this in the far future, Sirius might chuckle and note that he was too tensed to notice (but all the other officers will attribute it to his old age). It gives him a little more hope that you won’t get hurt. After all, if you were able to evade his sharp senses, then perhaps you can handle a little bit on your own.

His surprise increases by 500% when he sees you plotting with the other soldiers on how to maneuver around the opposition, surrounding them to give the illusion that there are more Black Army soldiers than there truly are. He had a different plan, but your’s seemed pretty solid too. 

In fact, it was good enough for him to put to the test. As the opposing army prepared for battle, Sirius’s men crept up on them slowly from each corner. What was merely 500 soldiers, seemed more like 1000. The opposition ended up retreating, earning a solid victory for the night.

From then on, Sirius never underestimates you. Whenever he’s planning a new tactic, he’ll come to you for your advice. If the two of you ever engage in combat, he’ll be paying extra close attention to your movements. And when it comes to a little romance, he never teases you without preparing for another type of war in return.

Flirting becomes much more fun in that way. Just when Sirus thinks he has you wrapped around his finger, you manage to flip it back on him. He’s absolutely tongue-tied and stunned, with heat rushing to his cheeks. If you play your cards right, you just might trick him into confessing first. But be warned: you’re going to pay for that.

Edgar Bright

............

You’re kidding me, right? Outsmart the biggest snake in the entire history of the Cradle? Good luck with that. He probably knows your parent’s name, your favorite book, and your credit card number just by looking at you. You breathe and suddenly he can write a whole analysis about you and probably get 95% of it correct.

Ok, I might be exaggerating a little, but Edgar is probably the only person that is even harder to outsmart than Sirius. You’re going to have to play your cards correctly 100% or else you’ll be caught in something much bigger. If he finds out you’re scheming something, there’s no guarantee that you’ll come out of this with your dignity intact.

However, it’s not entirely possible. The best way to go about this is to get off his radar: make yourself as uninteresting and boring as possible. You could play dumb, pretend to be emotionless, or just keep yourself out of his distance. When you do interact with him, try not to act too suspicious (or stupid) because that will send off the red sirens in his head. Instead, just be a meek (or loud) ditz who seems to get flustered easily. There’s gonna be a lot of acting, so make sure you do it right.

Now you can’t stay invisible forever: he’ll find you scheming at one point. While he might not have every detail planned out, Edgar knows that something’s a little off about you. He’ll turn the tables and begin pursuing you. Whether it’s spending more time around you, asking about you to his friends, and even spying on you, Edgar is willing to go all-out to figure out what’s going on.

This gives you the perfect opportunity to create a diversion. Whether it’s flirting or being a chaotic dumbass, you should try to take advantage of the situation. See how much you can get out of him. With more time, he might spill something that gives you your missing piece (while he’s out here thinking that he big-brained you).

But make sure your guard is up in the process. The Jack of Hearts has an incredibly slippery tongue. All he needs is a small reaction out of you, and he suddenly has all the information that he needs. Your brain and nerves need to be made out of steel-- or else your entire plan is going to collapse on you.

After all this toiling, you finally manage to get to your goal (before he does). You can’t wait to rub it in his face and go around screaming about your 12000000 IQ play. But when you do, he just gives his usual sly smile. It’s just a punchable face, but you’re not going to let his headass ruin it for you. You’ve finally outsmarted the world’s biggest rat and there’s nothing in the world that can change it.

As you rejoice with the rest of the Red Army for your accomplishment, Edgar watches you with an amused smile. But on the inside, his ego is hurt. He’s surprised that you managed to outwit him, even though he knew there was something strange going on. After sipping on his drink, he’ll get up and congratulate you on your win. He’s proud that his little Alice has gone from a sweet ditz to a conniving fox. Perhaps you two are more alike than he thought.

Then, he grabs your arm and pulls you towards his chest. Edgar places his lips against your ears, whispering so low that you can barely make out the words he’s saying.

“This is only the beginning. I promise you that you will never win again.” 

He lets you go, giving the sweetest smile. No one would have any idea that he just whispered the world’s biggest threat in such a sweet voice.

[theincompetentgenius]

Can I request Ikemen Revolution suitors reactions if they meet a hot-headed S/O who hates everyone and even has the urge to kill anyone who threatens her first?

Hey anon, this a really interesting idea. Unfortunately, u didn't specify which suitors u wanted. Feel free to resubmit this ask with specific suitors and I'll try to get to it!

[theincompetentgenius]

I just reread the mitsuhide telling reader that their drink is poisoned and I keep thinking that if hideyoshi was around the corner both of them would get lectured. Especially for the second reasoning

Nooooo the scolding from Hideyoshi would be insane. He’d tear both of those two apart, have them do a bunch of chores, and keep all alcohol at least 50 ft away from them. He’d probably even supervise their water just so nothing like this ever happens again!

[theincompetentgenius]

Hello! Your moodboards are amazing! Good work ^^

ooof anon, I have no idea how long ago u sent this, but thank u very much! I should probably start going back to making these bc they were so much fun.

[theincompetentgenius]

Update

Hi yes, hello I am alive! Before u all kill me for disappearing for half a year, let me explain.

I've been busy. I'm trying to graduate college in 3 years (since I have enough credits from high school to pull this off). Unfortunately, this means I need to take more classes, focus on assigments, hunt for internships/jobs (and I only half 1.5 years left-- not a whole lot of time lol). This doesn't leave a lot of time for writing unfortunately 😭

I got COVID over the summer (hence why I stopped posting). Fortunately I was fine, but my family struggled quite a bit. It was mentally exhausting and I didn't have the motivation to continue writing.

Tbh, I'm not interested in most of these games bc I don't actively play any of them anymore. To put it into perspective, I stopped playing Ikesen in 2018. That's roughly 3 years ago now, so my memory of the game is VERY hazy.

I'm still interested in Ikerev, Obey Me, and A3! (they all have a special place in my heart), but I've stopped playing otome games entirely. I'd really like to come back to my requests, but my motivation is just not there. What I'll try to do is respond to the prompts that interest me, but I might have to delete the ones that I can't do anything for. Furthermore, I might have to delete ALL my matchups. 80% of my requests are matchups and I don't think it's fair if I do some, but ignore others. If ur really interested, send a new one in (but I cant guarantee that I'll have it out).

After all that, I'd just like to give a big thank u to everyone who supported this blog! I feel like I just spouted a lot of bad news, so I’d like to balance it with some positivity. This blog wouldn’t be where it was today if it weren’t for all ur support! To log back in after 6 months to see literally 1K+ notifications is beyond amazing and really makes me wanna get back into all of this! Shoutout to the anon who literally just sent in like 5 asks, which were all super interesting and creative-- I really love the ideas you brought in! I’ll keep asks open, but I can’t guarantee anything! Anywho, thank u all so much for everything and hopefully you’ll see something from me soon!

[theincompetentgenius]

Fenrir Jealousy HCs

anon:  Hello! I really liked your Ray jealousy headcanons, and I was wondering if you could do ones for Fenrir? Thank you!

Fenrir Godspeed

I feel like Fenrir has a healthy amount of jealousy. Like he doesn’t mind when his lover gets friendly with other guys, but he isn’t afraid to whisk them away if they’re getting too friendly. After all, only he’s received their loving gaze, so he’s not too worried.

Nevertheless, this doesn’t mean that is won’t happen. When Fenrir does get jealous, his mood is less bright. It’s not super obvious, but his S/O can tell that there’s something bothering him. He’ll try to maintain a smiling facade, there’s a splash of darkness in his eyes. 

He’ll continue his activities, but make sure that his lover near by. As a result, the Ace of Spades will move a lot closer to his lover, taking a step in front of them. As a subtle hint to the third party, he’ll place his hand on their wrist or give their hand a small kiss. 

If the idiot still doesn’t get the hint, Fenrir will make a quick excuse to whisk his lover away and wave goodbye. Although he knows that his lover would never leave him, he doesn’t enjoy that tight feeling in his chest when they give their sweetest smile to someone that’s getting too close. His S/O is just so friendly that they aren’t aware of the effect they have on others.

He might avoid the issue for a while. Jealousy is such an ugly feeling, especially when he knows that he really has nothing to be jealous about. Even though most would simply see him as just being protective, Fenrir feels slightly guilty about it.

Once his S/O confront him about his attitude, that’s when Fenrir confesses. He starts off by telling them that he trusts them, but it’s hard not to get irritated when the idiot stands super close and gets handsy. Although his lover assures him that they only love him, he makes them use their pinky-promise to only be his lover. 

But it’s not enough. There’s a pink tint on his cheeks as he places his hands on his lover’s cheek. He leans in a little closer, subjecting himself to his lover’s charm. How could anyone keep their eyes off his S/O? They’re too irresistible and he needs a taste of them.

[theincompetentgenius]

Seth Reacting to Confident MC

anon: hello! how do you think Seth from ikerev would react/act with a woman who is more independent and confident that the actual MC of the game? Like her not falling for his « I’m your knight and I should protect my princess from bad men » scenario (but still having a crush on him tho)

Note: I’m going to be using she/her pronouns since anon specified! But many of these can also apply to a male or non-binary MC too :)

Seth Hyde

In the beginning, Seth would introduce himself (to MC) as the most helpful person in the Black Army. But he’d be surprised when MC simply laughs and tells him that it sounds good to be true. After all, most people she knew were a bunch of lazy good-for-nothings -- so she preferred to do things by herself. 

At first, Seth would constantly go out of his way to help MC. When its time to go shopping, he’ll offer to carry her bags. When its time to clean up, Seth will offer to do it alone (he doesn’t want her hands to get dirty)! But every time he makes an offer, MC politely refuses. Instead, she’ll go out of her way to do the task that Seth offered assistance with (whether it be carrying bags or cleaning around). 

Seth would think it’s super cool that MC knows how to handle herself. He’ll quickly get the hints and lay low on offering for help. However, that doesn’t mean he’ll stop completely. He might slip without thinking or offer his help when MC seems like their struggling. If MC is being too stubborn, Seth will go out of his way to help (regardless of their opinion). The last thing he wants is to see her get hurt.

When she has the chance, MC tries to pull Seth from his facade. It usually happens when they’re alone and often initiated by a flirty comment from MC’s side. Seth reciprocates back but warns her that going too far would reveal another side of him (that she’d never seen before). To his surprise, she simply laughs and responds with “I know. And that’s what I want to see.”

If MC plays her cards right, Seth can have difficulty controlling himself. His soft embraces and buttery words fly out the window, replaced with a tighter grip and seductive sweetness. When he leans for a kiss, it’s rough and passionate. MC absolutely loves it, begging for more.

However, he can’t. Every time she peels at his facade, a new layer appears. Seth knows that MC can see through him, but he isn’t sure just how much MC knows about the truth. Given his past, he’s worried that he’ll scare her away from him. This fear causes him to maintain his facade around her, even though he knows that it’s pointless. Although MC thinks she’s got it all figured out, she has no idea. There’s so much beyond his bright smile that sometimes, he couldn't recognize himself.

[theincompetentgenius]

hii !! how many requests do you have right now ? i want to request something, but i don't want to bother you or overwhelm you ♡ love you !

I have about 30 ish, but feel free to send it in! I've been my typical writers block AGAIN (I'm sorry everyone), but new ideas often motivate me to write something. So please, send it in 😊

[obey-me-shiz]

Raise your hand if you are to shy/anxious to message someone because youre lonely and want to enthusiastically talk about your interests but you dont want to annoy that person with your bullcrap of a mind because they are an awesome person and they deserve all the love while you feel like you deserve to be alone in a corner of shame!

*raises hand*

[theincompetentgenius]

Feel free to talk to me! I know I've been gone for a while, but I'm always open to messages 😁

[theincompetentgenius]

Do you guys prefer reading fics written in first person or third person? I keep switching between the two, but I really want to stick to one form.

[theincompetentgenius]

For being so nice and cute, copy this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the GAME going and make others feel beautiful 💝💖💛

Aww thank u so much!! I'm honored that u thought of me ❤

[theincompetentgenius]

Juza, Banri, and Taichi Letting their S/O Play With Their Hair Hcs

anon:  hello can i request hcs of juza, banri, and taichi letting their s/o play with and style their hair? i hope you are doing well during this time 💗

I had so much fun with this ask! I hope you guys don’t mind that I poked fun at some of the characters (I just couldn’t resist the chance)

Juza Hyodo

Juza was laying on his bed, trying to memorize his lines for his next role. Tsuzuru had given him the script the night before, but he hadn’t gotten the chance to read it over until now. While the first reading of the play wasn’t until Friday, he wanted to get a head start.

Next to him was his S/O, who was lying on his stomach and scrolling through their phone. They had been scrolling through a bunch of hair-styling posts. One post that had caught their eyes was a galaxy-themed space-buns tutorial. Although they didn’t have galaxy-colored, Juza had purple hair (which was kind of galaxy-like, right?)

After grabbing a pair of pink hair ties on their desk, they sit behind Juza and begin their magic. He doesn’t question it since he’s too busy focusing on the script. As long as they don’t make any noise, then he’s fine. If his S/O needs him to tilt his head a certain way or change his position, he’ll do it with no problem.

But before they start making the buns, his S/O spends some time ruffling his hair. It’s neat and straight; clearly styles from before. However, they find great joy in digging their fingers through his hair. How could someone keep their hands off his smooth, silky strands? 

As they do so, Juza leans his head against their chest. He’ll take their hand as he keeps his eyes on the script, enjoying his lover’s warmth and affection. The couple sits like that for a while, until his S/O decides that it’s time that they get serious about the space buns.

It’s rather tricky since Juza’s hair isn’t that long, but his lover managed to make two small buns on the left and right side of his head. They look more like two pompoms, but it still looked pretty adorable. 

They tap on Juza’s shoulder and give him a mirror. Once he sees the two buns, he blushes a little. It looks so silly, but cute at the same time. While he does have the urge to take out the hair ties, he’ll keep them on for his S/O’s sake. After all, it was their way of showing their love towards him and his hair.

The couple continues to cuddle together until Banri barges into the room, slamming the door open. He starts by yelling the couple to take their lovey-dovey garbage somewhere else, but stops once he sees Juza’s hair. Then, he busts out laughing, reaching for his phone to take a picture. While he’s at it, he goes to call everyone else in the dorm to get a view of Juza’s hair.

But before Banri can open his mouth, Juza springs from his bed and lunges for his roommate. The two begin their usual catfight, with Juza’s S/O desperately trying to stop them from ripping each other’s heads off. 

Taichi Nanao

Taichi woke up one morning to a horrible hair day. His hair was more frizzy, sticking in the worst places possible. He couldn’t fix it with any hair gel, hair spray, or any other hair product. It was a mess that even Omi couldn’t fix. There was no way he was leaving his room for the rest of the day. At least it was the weekend (so he didn’t have to go to school with that nightmare on his head).

His S/O had decided to stop by his dorm as a quick surprise. However, they were greeted with a locked door and an awful sob. Taichi didn’t want to let them see him in this absolute mess. Fortunately, Omi opened the door for him and his S/O was able to enter the room.

Taichi was sprawled over his bed with his face buried in a pillow. His S/O can’t help but let a giggle slip. It looked like someone had glued a tumbleweed to his head. Nevertheless, they sit behind him and pick at a few strands.

He crawls over to them, placing his head on their lap. His lover begins picking more strands of hair through their fingers, twirling the ends. When they get to the roots, they massage his scalp. It releases the tension in his head, making the boy forget about his hair debacle.

His lover begins to part his hair down the middle, creating two sections. They rope all his hair on the left side into a ponytail. As Taichi lets out a yelp of pain from the strain on his hair, they take a scrunchy from their wrists and put it into a ponytail. 

As they repeat the same process on the right side of the head, Taichi is now curious. What exactly is his S/O doing to his hair? But he doesn’t ask any questions until Omi peeks into the room. When he does, he notes about adorable Taichi looks.

That’s when Taichi jumps from his S/O’s lap to the mirror. In the mirror, he sees two pigtails stemming from his head. Although he’s embarrassed about it, his S/O insists that he looks amazing in it and gives him a bit of a confidence boost (so he doesn’t pluck the scrunchies out of his hair immediately).

They even take a selfie together! Taichi ends up really feeling the look-- so much that he decides to waltz outside and display his new look. However, his self-esteem is crushed the moment Banri gets a hold of him, who bursts out in a hysterical fit of laughter.

Needless to say, Taichi won’t ever do it again. He’ll lock himself in his room, sulking for the rest of the day.

Banri Settsu

I saved Banri for last because he went out of his way to bully everyone else in this headcanon. Also, this man really needs a hair change because good lord his hair looks like someone stuck a wet mop onto a scarecrow. I’m really sorry Banri stans, but it’s so much fun bullying him

Banri was laying on the sofa, with his legs sprawled everywhere. He didn’t want to go into his room because he’d have to see Juza’s stupid face, but he didn’t feel like going out either. So he decided to call his S/O over while watching some random TV show.

He laid his head on their lap, switching through the different channels. His S/O idly took a strand of his hair and looped it over their finger. Surpringly, it was soft and smooth (you’d expect it to be greasy and crunchy with the way he acts lol). They begin picking more and more strands, until their hands are covered with his hair. 

As they ran their fingers through his hair, Banri looked up with a smirk on his face. He pulled their face closer towards his, stroking their own locks. His fingers trailed down to their neck, stopping at their chest. If they wanted to get physical, he’d gladly make that happen.

Unfortunately, a loud noise from the kitchen stopped him from going any further. You better believe that he stomped into the kitchen, cursing out Kazunari for dropping a plate of chips and interrupting his time with his lover. After a slew of swearing, Banri stormed back to his S/O and hopped onto the couch again.

His S/O couldn’t stop themselves from touching his hair, so they found their fingers back on his scalp. As they played with his hair, Banri began telling them about Juza’s space buns and Taichi’s pigtails, laughing at how stupid they looked. At the same time, a little girl with braided pigtails appeared on the TV screen. That’s when a lightbulb popped in his S/O’s head.

His lover listened as Banri made fun of both Juza and Taichi, while parting his into two sections. Then, they began braiding. Although they tried to do it as covertly as possible, Banri was quick to notice the changes in his hair. He begins asking a lot of questions about their plans for his hair. They better not be giving him any pigtails.

 It took a lot of convincing. His S/O had to show a photos of male models, bring up fashion blogs, and even photoshop Banri into braided pigtails to prove that he’d look good in them. Although their evidence didn’t sway him at all, he decided to let them do it anyways (as long as Juza nor Taichi saw it).

And so his S/O continued braiding his hair. Once they were finished, they spun Banri in their direction and beamed at their work. He looked an adorable child who was ready to throw a tantrum.  

At that moment, Kazunari happened to walk into the living room (after cleaning the mess he made in the kitchen). You better believe that he called everyone to the living room and took the best picture of an angry Banri in braided pigtails, captioning it  “Everyone’s favorite school-girl! Look out for the lead heroine in our next romance play!” 

Was it karma for bullying Taichi and Juza? Maybe. But you better believe that Juza and Taichi took their sweet time laughing and making fun of Banri. 

[theincompetentgenius]

Nobility (Edgar x MC)

anon:  can you do a sequel for the lowborn alice headcanons? i keep wondering what happened after that. i hope alice apologized to edgar and told him they didnt mean it : (

Note: This anon is referring to my Edgar Reacts to Lowborn Alice Headcanons. I’d recommend that you read those first so you get a better understanding of what’s going on in this fic. 

Honestly, I was going to leave it like that just because I love sad/dramatic endings lol. But your wish is my command, so I hope you enjoy this! Also, I hope you don’t mind that this ended up being a fic, I was just really into this idea.

Title: Nobility

Fandom: Ikemen Revolution

Pairing: Edgar x MC

Word Count: 743

“Don’t you dare touch me!” 

“ You’re just like everyone else in this goddamn hellhole.”

“You’re a noble.”

       Alice’s words kept ringing in his ears. He kept telling himself that they didn’t mean it and were hurting from all the condescending comments from the nobles. If they really hated him for being a noble, then they wouldn’t be friends with any of the other Red Army officers because they were also from noble families. He just happened to be there at the wrong time, so he was their punching bag. But would Alice have lashed out if it was Zero, who plucked his words from the softest clouds? What about Kyle, whose honesty was a breath of fresh air in this sea of suffocating nobles? Surely not towards Lancelot, who could sway their heart with his breath-taking charisma. Even Jonah would’ve done a better job, his scathing tongue tearing the nobles who crossed them.

     Edgar stared at the cup of wine. It was a beautiful crimson, just like the blood of the lowborns that he’d slaughtered. The merchants who spoke against his uncle, the prisoners who angered Amon, and the soldiers that tried preventing the restoration of the Bright family’s so-called honor. Had Alice been born in the Cradle, maybe he would’ve slaughtered them too. His hands drenched in that crimson wine. His father would’ve patted his back, commending his efforts to preserve their dignity. After all, only nobles were entitled to such luxuries.

    He closed his eyes and shook his head. It had been months since the trials against his crimes and he had been cleared for his misdoings. But there were some spots that he could never wash. He’d look at his hand and see drops of blood, shining against the chandelier’s sparkling lights. An undying reminder of the silver spoon attached to his existence. Lancelot could cover his crimes with an endless amount of heroism, but it wouldn’t change the fact that a lowborn would never get away with such crimes.  

      If he had the chance, he’d undo the tether that binded the silver spoon to his chest. Let himself be reborn to a new family with a new name. He’d never have to carry out a murder for the sake of honor or hold himself to his uncle’s impossible expectations. Instead, he’d learn the warm touch of a nurturing mother and the tender affection of a loving father. They’d teach him to touch, comfort, and smile. He’d be more than a hollow shell; he’d be human. No noble could buy humanity.

      “Edgar?”

     The Jack of Hearts looked up. It was none other than Alice themselves, toying with their hands with their eyes on the ground. 

     “I thought you were tired of the nobles?”

     “I had some time to reflect.” They stared at their palms. 

      Edgar took a sip of the wine. It was clear that Alice was still hurt and he didn’t want to say anything to further anger them.  

    “Have you tried the wi-”

   “I’m sorry.” Alice looked at him for the first time since their outburst. “I’m not mad at you or anything, I’m just tired of everyone looking at me like I’m trash. I didn’t choose to be a lowborn, just like you didn’t choose to be a noble. And even though you’re a noble, you’ve always been helping me throughout my stay in the Cradle.”

     “I don’t know about that. Kidnapping you from the Black Army isn’t the most helpful thing I’ve done-”

     “But you’ve been protecting me ever since. Whether it was your choice or by Lancelot’s orders, you’ve always been keeping an eye on me. You’ve never judged me for my status, so it wasn’t right for me to be so rude. I really hope that you can forgive me,” They stare at their palm, twiddling their thumbs.

      Edgar leaned back on his chair, crossing his legs. He swirled his wine glass, staring intently at the red liquid inside. “Unfortunately, I can’t do that. You’ve broken my heart in two and I don’t think I can ever recover.”

     Alice froze. “I-”

     “But there is one thing you can do to ease the pain.” He glanced at Alice with a sly smile on his face. “Maybe if you give me a kiss-”

     “You're insufferable!” They pushed him away, jumping from their seat in a failed attempt to hide their pink cheeks. 

      Edgar grabs their arm. “At the very least, have one dance with me.”

     “I suppose that wouldn’t hurt,” They smile.

[theincompetentgenius]

Hello there! As your requests are open van I ask for a match up? Please 💕 for ikesen. I'm a INTP-T, Aries, latina, I have a strong personality, I'm serious but once you get to know me I'm such a silly, loving, loyal and goofy person. I enjoy writing, drawing and singing, those are my passions, I love fashion too, I usually try to dress well and I like make up too, however I don't use it all the time.

Contact sports are my thing, I like to fight, MMA is just so cool. I used to practice fencing and I love swords, I really like them, I like to feel powerful and strong, despite that people say I look soft and delicate 🤷🏻‍♀️ I like to help others including animals because I really love them.

I think that's all. Thank you SO much.

Thanks for the request! I hope you enjoy the matchup~

I’d pair you with.......... Nobunaga Oda!

I really couldn't think of anyone else but Nobunaga because you two really suit each other perfectly. However, I do think that you and Shingen would also make an interesting pair. It definitely challenges but also reinforces his “goddess” mentality for his lover. You have the beauty, but also the power. 

But it’s also the same reason why I paired you with Nobunaga. He knows how to crack through people’s exteriors, and yours is no exception. The warlord won’t give you much of a choice when it comes to bonding, so buckle up. It’s going to be one hell of a ride.

Once you do open up, Nobunaga is pleasantly surprised. He didn’t expect his straight-faced good-look charm to be so silly. It’s both adorable and amusing to see you laugh. How you managed to hide such a sweet smile for so long is beyond him, but he’s glad that he can see it now.

You guys might butt heads once in a while since both of you have strong personalities, but Nobunaga thinks that these small bumps make the relationship much more interesting. In fact, it’s your strong attitude that leads him to you in the first place. He’ll continue to see just how far he can push your buttons. But don’t worry; he won’t ever go too far.

Besides, Nobunaga knows just exactly what you’re capable of (despite all the teasing). He’s willing to help you improve your skills, giving you the lessons in all of Japan. When first testing your abilities, he’ll have you use a real sword to assess your level of skill. Although you do a pretty good job, you’ll be using wooden sticks before you get to real swords (thanks to Hideyoshi’s incessant demands).

There’s also a lot of power-play in this relationship. In fact, it’s why Nobunaga likes to tease you so much for your cute face. He knows that you’ll always roar back whenever he tries to poke at you, but he’s always surprised when you manage to completely turn the tables on him (even though it happens every time). 

Another Possibility: Shingen Takeda