Incorrect Fandom Quotes

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Ava: You’re so annoying! I can’t believed im married to you

Sara: Well you cheated!

Ava: You cheated first!

Zari: i think thats enough uno for today...

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Ava: If the you bite the snake, you die because it’s poisonous, if the snake bites you, you die because it’s venomous

John: What if the snake bites me and it dies?

Charlie: Then it mean you’re poisonous

Nora: What if it bites me and both of us dies?

Nate: That’s voodoo

Mona: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Ray: That’s correlation not causation

Zari: What if it bites me and none of us dies?

Sara: That’s kinky

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I mean, it’s her birthday after all so she can have anything she want but we all know what or more specifically who she wants the most on Christmas ;)
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Percy, throws apple: Annabeth, catch!

Annabeth: *catches*

Percy: Bye *runs off*

Annabeth, confused: Percy wha-

Annabeth, realized: Wait you throw an apple at me, that means...

Annabeth: COME BACK HERE JACKSON

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Zari: Nate, did you eat my powdered donuts?

Nate: *mouth full of donuts* no

Zari: then whats that white powder on your jeans

Nate: that’s cocaine

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Before Percy Discover Nico is Gay

Percy: Nico, i need you to be straight with me

Nico, a gay teen who have a crush on Percy: *nervous laughter*

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Kara: Do people normally play baseball at night?

Alex: No, why?

Kara: Because Lena wants to move to second base with me

Alex: I don’t know who to shoot first

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Ron: Harry! I learned a new spell from George today

Harry: What is it Ron?

Ron: Avada Kedavra!

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Alec: You have 2 cats, if someone take one from you, how many would you have left?

Magnus: 2 cats

Alec: Ok...Let’s say if someone take it forcefully from you, how many would you have left?

Magnus: 2 cats and a dead body

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*After Fighting Batwoman*

Ava: Hey Sara, what happend? You look like hell

Sara: *remembers batwoman punching her face*

Sara: I slept with her

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Ava: Hey Ray, where is Sara?

Ray: About to do stupid things

Ava: What about Zari?

Ray: Stop Sara from doing stupid things

Ava: And Mick?

Ray: Stoping Zari from stoping Sara cause he knows you don’t stop the captain

Ava: Nate?

Ray: Stoping Mick from stoping Zari from stoping Sara cause it’s a responsible thing to do so she won’t get hurt

Ava: So why are you here?

Ray: Cause im about to stop them all by picking them up with Waverider

Gideon: It was my decision

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Ella: Lucifer likes you

Chloe: There is no way he likes me

Ella: He would throw himself infront of a car just for you

Chloe: Lucifer is suicidal. He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

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Annabeth: You’re such an idiot Seaweed Brain

Percy: Shut it Wise Girl

Annabeth: Kelp Face

Percy: Owl head

Annabeth: Water boy

Percy: My wife

Annabeth: ...

Percy: ...

Leo, whispering: Dude run

Annabeth: Did you just—

Percy: Bye (runs off like hell)

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Oracle: Those who are dating each other in the seven shall be doom

Percy: ...

Annabeth: ...

Jason: ...

Piper: ...

Frank: ...

Hazel: ...

Leo: Bitch it ain’t me, as for the others, suck it

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Nicole: Damm it Waves, you spill coffee all over me

Waverly: Well it wouldn’t be a problem because you’re techinically ‘haught’

Nicole: ...

Nicole: You’re lucky that you’re my girlfriend, Earp

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Ava: So much paperwork, ugh im drowning

Nate: You should loosen up Ava

Sara: She can’t

Nate: why?

Sara: Because she only knows how to stay ‘sharp’

Ava: You have five seconds to run

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Sara: Zari, I dare you to kiss the person you have a crush on

Zari: Nate...

Nate, smirking: Well Zari, i never knew you have a crush on —

Zari: You don’t because you’re blocking the person

Nate, dumfounded: Huh? Wha—

Zari: Nate you idiot move out of the way so i can kiss Charlie