Incorrect Naruto Quotes

"sometimes the stupid bitch in your life is you and that’s okay" - Naruto Uzumaki

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Shikamaru, about team 10: Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to the same thing. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue.

Choji: It ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter.

[incorrectnarutoandfriends]

Sasuke: I’m you from the future.

Past!Sasuke: YEAH OBVIOUSLY BITCH.

Sasuke: I don’t— I don’t remember acting like that.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Sasuke, to Past!Sasuke: You think you can’t have it all, right? That you have to choose. Strength versus love. Darkness or light. That the only way to protect those you love is to leave them. And I think I made a mistake in this moment, so just stay. Believe the way that Naruto believes, with your whole heart. Let him lead you into something better. That’s what love is and I think knowing what I know now, it’s way more powerful than revenge.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Sasuke: I wasn't ready before, but I am now, and I have you to thank for that. Like it or not, we're family now.

Naruto: I like it.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Kakashi, after being asked to lead a genin team: How can I say no? Can I say no? Because it doesn’t feel like I can say no. If I can, I’m saying no.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Naruto: Come on, I think I deserve a little credit for that battle too, right?

Sasuke: No, I definitely did 100% of the work.

Naruto: What?! If you did 100%, then I must have done 500%!

Sasuke: Yeah, that isn't how math works.

[incorrectnarutoandfriends]

Boruto: And it's something I should have said a long time ago. In fact, you're probably the best person I know. And you don't — you couldn't — you make me stronger — and when you left — without you —

Mitsuki: I didn't much like my life without you in it either.

[incorrectnarutoandfriends]

Iruka: You've been really stressed lately so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.

Naruto: A what day?

Iruka: A spa day.

Naruto: What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

[incorrectnarutoandfriends]

Naruto: I know you look at me and think ‘he probably has a million friends.’

Sasuke: No, not once. Not ever. I’ve never thought that.

Naruto: The other day I walked around the entire village three times, just trying to meet people.

Sakura: Oh my gosh, that’s so sad. Is there any footage of that?

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Mitsuki: It's been nice knowing you.

Boruto: ... Are you going somewhere?

Mitsuki: No, I'm just saying, it's been nice. Like, so far.

Boruto: I've thought it's been nice as well.

Mitsuki: Nice.

[theincorrectnaruto]

naruto as vines #1

hiruzen: so what do you wanna be when you grow up?

orochimaru: i wanna be hokage

hiruzen: aww

orochimaru: so i can make slavery legal again

hiruzen: AAAW --

[theincorrectnaruto]

Naruto: When did you start believing in impossible heroes?

Sasuke: Don’t you know?

[theincorrectnaruto]

Sakura: I’m ambidextrous.

Naruto: That's wassup bro, love who you love.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Obito, before leaving to rescue Rin: You can stay here if you want, Kakashi. You can continue wallowing in your sadness and your oblivion, seeing nothing but the negative, and I’m going to go save Rin. And I’ll tell you what, if we ever see each other again, you can apologise to me and tell me you were wrong.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Shikamaru, about Naruto before leading the team to “rescue” Sasuke: So, why are you here? It's not like you and him are big pals.

Neji: What, and you are? Why are you here?

Shikamaru: Well, maybe I like him more than I let on.

Neji: Yeah, well, maybe I do too.

Shikamaru: The little bastard gets under your skin, doesn't he?

[theincorrectnaruto]

Orochimaru: What about your wife, is she going to be safe?

Sasuke: She could punch you through a wall.

[theincorrectnaruto]

Naruto, to Sasuke: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.