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an amalgamation of whatever makes me chuckle when i log onto this godforsaken website || Alex || 21F

[phantomrose96]

I would be a really good absent father

[phantomrose96]

We should get married and have a YA protagonist child ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[animentality]

[crippled-peeper]

cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

[kittenchomp]

youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

[apatheticlexicographer]

big if true

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[girlnephew]

[catchymemes]

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[laughconfetti]

[nyctosaurid]

in honor of dashcon's 10 year anniversary i need to remind everyone that the dashcon schedule with panel names and descriptions is still up

[nyctosaurid]

how could you possibly choose

[nyctosaurid]

be up at midnight for the most lynchian night of your life

[heritageposts]

what was biden doing at the omegaverse panel

[daily-spooky]

[cannibalchicken]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[bigmeatpete69420]

Fuck yea

[girlnephew]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

*opens notes*

[ilythedude]

caught lackin