CARPE DIEM

[rp blog for Overwatch's Reinhardt Wilheim]

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[better-fly]

I love you Philip Morris (2009 movie)

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SOMETIMES I GET SO EXCITED I POST EVERYTHING I WANT TO POST ALL AT ONCE.

I HAVE TO SHARE THESE THINGS WITH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

brunch is gay culture because none of us are awake before 10 am

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except farm gays. these are the most powerful gays and I dare not fuck with them

[wishful-thinkment]

my mum is a farm gay, she came out, left my dad, moved to a tiny little podunk farming town, found the only other gay in the village, the waitress at the diner, she gave her her number and now they’re engaged. she truly is the most powerful gay. a brave lesbian.

an inspiration.

[a-melior-ate]

[lattelilac]

Sometimes u meet someone & talking 2 them is so effortless u forget they weren’t always there and it’s like oh, I didn’t know I was missing u

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kingsguard

[evilsupplyco]

As winter begins to unfold across the land, please remember the local vampires. Invite them into your home. Remember: if you are cold, so are they.

[bigmammallama5]

#sounds like something a vampire would post

[grimrhythms]

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WHAT A BRIGHT AND LOVELY FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!!

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[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

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And now I have BRETZELS....

[sweet-lo]

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I AM UP UNUSUALLY LATE THIS EVENING.

[grimrhythms]

[mxzel]

💞make sure you take care of yourself💞

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[la-volpe-bianca]

Ok but uhhh WHO’S FLAG IS ON THE MOON?

[invenblocker]

Put there by scientists who more than likely used the metric system.

[haiku-robot]

put there by scientists who more than likely used the metric system

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come on new york you can do this!!! excelsior!!!!!