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[thejellycat]

Since new people are migrating from the bird site, here's a thing! I tag almost everything, so if I go on a hyper fixation spree and you're not interested, here's my most commonly used tags (as well as the silly ones):

adhd

animals

art - drawings, paintings, minis, knitting, etc.

batgays - batman and related shenanigans

beach city or bust - steven universe

cats

cr - critical role

deep space trauma - star trek: ds9

dinos

dnd - dungeons and dragons

dragons!

food

homestuck

laugh rule - if it makes me laugh I have to reblog it. that's it that's the rule

laura draws - any of my drawings

laura paints - my minis

laura talks - my own text posts

lotr - lord of the rings

magical destiny road trip - avatar: the last airbender

me - things I relate to, usually v silly

miniature painting

music

pokemans - pokemon

real stuff - current events, etc

ref - references, anything I might wanna go back to later

sandman

science!!!

spaaaaace

space gays - general star trek

spooky season be upon ye: Halloween stuff

stray

this sparks joy - just happy things

tloz - the legend of zelda

ttrpg - table top role playing games not specifically dnd

vidya games - video games

voyagin' - start trek: voyager

[thekingkez]

drew a silly card for my friends ❤️🦐🍚

[tendie-defender]

[sistersorrow]

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

[lillyko]

It's time.

[mostlycatsmostly]

[pokemonarchive]

ポケモン- クリスマス2018 — Pokémon - Christmas 2018 Illustrator: Ho-oh

[questersrest]

SIMPLY

HAVING

A WONDERFUL

[busket]

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

[lizluvscupcakes]

It’s a date post, bestie, it’s gonna get reblogged every December 24th until this site collapses with the heat death of the universe.

[vital-dust]

[percychekov-deactivated20180908]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[dragon-in-a-fez]

multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers to me. does anyone else feel this

[docjackal]

Tis the season for greason's. @pangur-and-grim

[gin-juice-tonic]

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

[headspace-hotel]

My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.

[i-love-hyenas]

Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss

[headspace-hotel]

How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source

[chekhovs-raygun]

animals i really want to introduce to the USA:

-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.

-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.

-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.

-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.

-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.

-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.

-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.

-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Animals I would introduce to each continent:

Europe: Wombat

We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.

Asia: Wombat

We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.

North America: Wombat

We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.

South America: Wombat

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.

Africa: Wombat

The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.

Antarctica: Wombat

I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.

Australia: Wombat

The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.

[hollowedskin]

Let This Man Undermine Your House

[shutyourmoustache]

[demonicae]

Jurch

[silverbridge-harbor]

Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

[penny-anna]

[ID: Facebook post from Nathan W Pyle: ok you have to eat 6 letters, which group would be tastiest]

which group would be tastiest?

YVBKMU

ONRTSW

ILXCDE

ZAHFCQ

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025