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This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

columboscreens

burneracct69

ot3

looking for animal references on image searches has always kind of sucked but it's much worse after AI image generation technology has begun to actually past muster, which is why i always just go straight to inaturalist. can't recommend this highly enough. you get to both find out about niche species you've never even heard of and also see some really good photographs like this one

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voidcreations

Look at my birthday cake...

shamebats

"divine feminine" "divine masculine"

wrong. Divine.

zouisbreakup

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

thesadcyborg9million

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

bard-like

what-even-is-thiss

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

alexmey-does-an-arts

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

magicalmrmephistopheles

I work in landscaping and the image of having to move snails out of my way but now they’re big™️ is cracking me up

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

ivfhnyfubpx

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

laughconfetti

loud warning

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

nunnatheinsanegerbil

teaboot

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

its-your-mind

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

athelind

Now if you could just get the alarm to use that sound file

muzzlesbian

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

Not to be a shocked pikachu, but sometimes disabilities really do be disabling you.

Social interaction is so hard for me with my flavor of autism. Some of my relationships will reach a seemingly magical benchmark where they no longer hurt. The mere act of social interaction, which IS making me happy, no longer aches. It's not like lugging around a heavy stone. It suddenly gets fun, just fun, no baggage. Until then, every relationship, every single one, no matter how much fun I'm having, is still bogged down. I'm still carrying the heavy stone.

When I'm sick and tired and exhausted, I don't want to carry the rock. I'm so sick of the fucking rock.

It upsets me greatly to no not everyone is burdened with the massive fucking stone. Some people can just have fun with acquaintances and friends, and it's fine! But I am cursed with the fucking rock.

#bear talks