GayLite

Half the gay twice the confusion. Jennifer.20something. INFJ. Sagittarius.bi.she/her

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

when life gives you lemons you fall on your knees and thank god for those fortuitous fruits #NoScurvy

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[herpsandbirds]

Dovekie aka Little Auk (Alle alle), family Alcidae, order Charadriiformes, Iceland

Photograph by Christophe Moning

[ironychan]

I am so pleased to report that in addition to being absolutely shaped, these guys are also very, very sized.

[kanonaflowers]

people who matter

[cherrypikkins]

animal crossing Lucanis why not :D

[megamindsupremacy]

hey kitten. can you come downstairs real quick daddy has some news. okay so there’s no easy way to say this but daddy’s really struggling financially. yeah no kitten we won’t be able to pay the bills next month. but it’s okay kitten daddy has come up with a plan. kitten. daddy is selling you to One Direction.

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[argumate]

the biggest shock in the Lord of the Rings is not Frodo learning that the ring his uncle left him is the One Ring, nor Gimli discovering that Gandalf survived the fall from the bridge of Khazad-dûm, but Barliman the innkeeper hearing that the dirty old homeless man who used to live in the woods and would come in to bum a beer off him in exchange for a poem had just been crowned king of the entire world.

[storywonker]

#and if he has any ounce of sense

#the very next day there should be a big-ass sign out front

#saying INN FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS! KING ELESSAR SLEPT HERE (via @tanadrin)

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[m4nicpsych0]

abandonment issues slayyyy

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[sandmandaddy69]

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach