The Jester

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[medievalsquire]

my knight said "fear is the mind killer" and rode into a full goblin camp alone. he didn't even bring his helmet

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[eiramew]

A dying knight

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[knightclubbing]

good knight....snzzz....

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[valtsv]

[targetedknowledge]

[godsfavouritesoul]

I wish for a knight so that I may gnaw upon their strong arms like a wolf with a bone. I wish to bite

[cardo-de-comer]

finished that old sketch I had lying around, so glad to draw them all together <3

[yapping-princess]

Ok so picture a knight. Got it? Okay and then imagine them laying against a tree. Got that? Great and then now imagine a sunbeam caressing the helm. Actually we can take the helmet on or off -- i prefer off I think. Sunbeam caress their cheek. You still with me? Cause now we're gonna stab them. Just. Big sword out of their chest. Ya got that? And so much blood. Yep. Yeah. Now imagine their breath slowing. And finally settling. Finally relaxing.

[knightbiter]

The king doesn't want you to know this but the knights in the barracks are free you can take them home.

I have 458 knights in my hoard

[dungeonsanddrow]

I have only had an energy elixir on an empty stomach, and I must venture far afield to carry out my duties. nothing bad will happen to me ever.

[princely4ever]

Slamming my knight's visor down repeatedly because I like the sound it makes

[princely4ever]

Advisor where 2 find sexy hot single knights looking 4 prince. Advisor show me single knights in my area. Advisor plan a trip to nearest jousting. Advisor bring forth my sluttiest linen shirt

[the-forcemascinator]

my liege said we could prank the knights by tying them up in scandalous positions if its ok with your liege 👉👈