Rubi A @thejetsamsunk - Tumblr Blog

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

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so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

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pussy was invented after electric refrigeration unlike cock which was originally meant to be enjoyed at room temperature

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Them: we don't have cock, will pussy do?

Me, a bisexual: yea pussy's good

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theproblematicblogger

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

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Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

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See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

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1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

theproblematicblogger

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

stinkypedro

I know that this is a common response, but this post knocked the wind out of me, as if I had been punched. Let’s put aside the political ramifications of this conspiracy theory, and let’s focus on the fact that Justin Trudeau’s nipples are what betrayed his parentage

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the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

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A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway

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Fun fact. I follow the organization that is caring for this baby beaver. She is not simply building a dam in a doorway.

They have been introducing her to another baby beaver, and she is NOT interested in sharing her space yet. So after they took Beave #2 back out the door, she started building the “dam” to keep said Beave #2 out of “her room” lol

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vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

#arri #i dont know why but i think you'll appreciate this

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How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

#fudge the rabbit