JoobiestNerd

Welcome to my decrepit little den! Sporadic and rare posting, but I lurk! (They/them pronouns)

[thejoobiestnerd]

I guess I should finally make a pinned post probably-

Hi! I’m Joob. I’m an artist, cosplayer and gamer, Welcome to my horrid little alleyway in the internet!

I’ll be making sporadic posts, and rare reblogs, mostly about art, games I’m into, or the rare “I’m live” post! (I forget to make them lmao)

Have a nice time while you’re here, and please make sure you don’t have an empty blog! Feel free to reblog my posts and be as insane as you want in the tags! I wouldn’t want to accidentally block someone while bot hunting! There’s a lot of them.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[thejoobiestnerd]

Item: A Dusty Tome Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game has the best lore?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I'd say- I'm weak for I Expect you to Die's lore, though I've been playing Void Stranger and its lore is so complex and fascinating.

[cyber-punk-rock]

Can you play an instrument? (Any skill level)

Yes (which one? 👀)

No

Nuance (up to interpretation)

Voting ended onApr 2

I’m just curious how many people at some point in their lives have played/learned to play an instrument of any kind.

I included a nuance button bc I know there might be some folks who might be like “well I played the recorder in grade school but idk if that counts” — count it if you want or hit nuance if you’re unsure! 😊

To be clear, if you studied an instrument to any level of proficiency, even if you’re out of practice now, please select yes!

Reblog with your instrument, if you wish 🙏🏼 Or just for more accurate results

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[grootficguy]

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

[rokkazu]

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

[rokkazu]

do you see the issue now

[apolladay]

Pick your curse. Assume these are for the next decade unless otherwise stated:

Permanently feeling like you’re going to sneeze (and can’t sneeze)

Permanently have an itch you cannot scratch

Every so often, a Lego appears where you’re stepping

Ice cubes spawn in your shirt several times a week

When you step on a bug, 19% chance one of your shoes disappears forever

There’s always a cicada within 10 feet of where you are

All your “eaten-cold” food will be lukewarm when you try to eat it

Squeaking when you move your legs or arms. You can pick :)

You attract termites to your location

When you touch digital technology, it shorts out/dies

Water sticks to your skin (in a layer) instead of dripping off

You get static-shocked by anything metal. Every. Metal.

Voting ended onApr 5, 2025

[birdenjoyer]

I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

Thoughts?

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Hell yeah brother

Could be worse

I mean I'd rather not be a bird but I like how I look

I'd rather not be a bird but at least I can fly

My bird can't even fucking fly.

I hate you. I hate you and all that you stand for

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[fanonical]

spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

can you do it

without question

i might not like it, but i'll do it

maaaaaaaaaaaybe?

i'm not happy about it

fuck no

how would that even be physically possible

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2025

[runawaymarbles]

What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

[fanonical]

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

how are you doing

GOOD REALLY GOOD SUPER GOOD

alright, i guess

normal. this is just normal

not great, but i'll manage

BAD

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

[bogos-bint3d]

[teaboot]

Well shit if that ain’t been the theme of the whole fuckin’ ride

[boyfriendtvcom]

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

Are you happy with your new food palette?

Literally a dream come true

Pretty satisfied, all things considered

It's fine I guess...

Ugh. I'm counting down the days until this ends

I FUCKING HATE THIS 😤 AAAAA

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2025

[saharathorn]

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

[tormentedpenguin86]

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

answer this one

smash

pass

too conveniently hot, doesnt count for a hear me out

what the fuck is your problem

Voting ended onJan 27, 2025

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun

[apollohour]

How fucked would you be if you appeared in the world of the most recent movie/show you watched?

Very, it's a dystopia there

I'd manage, but barely

It'd be pretty much the same

It would literally be the same

It'd be alright

IT IS LITERALLY SO MUCH BETTER

Other/Nuance

Results/I don't know the last show I watched

Voting ended onJan 14, 2025

[noah-wyles]

what is your #1 favourite christmas film?

elf

home alone 1/2

the muppet christmas carol

how the grinch stole christmas

love actually

gremlins

santa clause 1/2/3

miracle on 34th street

the polar express

arthur christmas

other - put in tags!!!

Voting ended onNov 21, 2024

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*