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Jess | infp-t | Genderfluid (They/Them) | 24 | personal shit under #jess the mess | Asks always open! 💙

[thekillercinnamonroll]

I made a neocities page! Check it out and be excited about it with me!

Jess's Mess

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[counting-horses]

Kink at pride by Clover contains 65 horses

So Much Hot Ink

Hot Take That Divide

Spill A Little More Over Kink

And Pride

Leather Chaps Cheeks Out

Leather Daddy Whats It All About

Leather Choker Full Time Submission

Leather Boots Dominatrix On A Mission

You Say We Need Respectability

But To Me It Seem So Much More Like Covert Hostility

Quick To Kick Another Queer Under The Bus

Quick To Blame Complain Discourse And Discuss

I Hear Only You Throw That Stormy Callout

I Hear Only You Tell The Outcast Begone Quick

But Kinky People Care For Me When I Was Down And Out

And Where Were You When It Was Time To Throw A Brick

This poem was written by Clover. Click the links for more information about each horse. You can read more poems or create your own horse poetry.

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[flipchild]

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

[norahsdove]

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

[skeletorz]

New Emojis 5ever

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[heathcliffgirl1847]

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[antsday]

that's it, miscellaneous junk item. stay nice and still on the ground for mommy. just like that. shhh. it's okay now. mommy is going to sweep you up. don't fight it. just feel the bristles of the broom brush over you... there we go. be a good piece of garbage and get in the dustpan for mommy, ok?

[elliespectacular]

if you wanted to fuck a moment you'd be momentum

[cishetlessfashion]

Love triangle plots: ugh I like both of these people a lot, my feelings for them are equal and I don’t think I can choose between them

The general public: yes this is a completely relatable and plausible scenario

Polyamorous person: I love my partners equally and I couldn’t choose between them

The general public: sounds fake but ok

[polyampire]

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show