Chef Mel-low-dee

Cooking up thoughts of a melodious vision LIVE N' 4..3..2..1..

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[tarynel]

Wtf

[aidashakur]

[youngsamberg]

It was another huge year for director Ryan Coogler, a fellow Bay Area native.

[goldnpoc]

Am I the only one who sees it? Sandra is the white Roselyn

[okayysophia]

Wait wat???

[goldnpoc]

Sandra Bullock is the white Roselyn Sanchez

[best-of-memes]

Can t be unseen .

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[mxlxdroit]

Black Americans also created blues music, which forms the basis for rock and roll and therefore most popular music today!

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[nevver]

FYI : How to Measure Remaining Sunlight With Your Hands

[kingjaffejoffer]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[priceofliberty]

[drunkstereotype]

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[truffledbutter-deactivated20221]

We also need to talk about this.

Who are you niggas?! 😩

[tarynel]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

That’s just nasty go home and wash your ass properly

[slimdaddymbaku]

Nigga you know how dirty the toilet seats in the club be ?! Idc how jumping the club is . I’m out !

[creolensoulful]

I’m about to out myself but fuck it…

On my 21st birthday, my best friend picks me up and takes me to a Vietnamese restaurant downtown (about 20min from where I live and I live the closest). Afterward, we hit up a club (about 30min from where I live). I’m dancing my ass off, sweating and having a good time when my stomach starts bubbling. I’m thinking, drink some ginger ale you’ll be alright. It did the trick for maybe 10mins then my stomach starts to BUBBLE bubble.  I go to the bathroom and there is a line (of course) and now I’m in a conundrum. Do I tell my best friend to take me home and shit all in her car or do I wait in this line to sit on a dirty ass toilet and endure the tsunami shit that I know is two steps away from blowing up? I chose the latter. I’m 2 people back in line and I feel the first squirt come out. Its wet and gross but I manage to pinch it off before it gets worse. I keep looking around hoping no one could smell or see it and they didn’t or at least they didn’t let on. 

So I get into the bathroom and into a stall and it is fucking disgusting. Pee all over the toilet seat. Toilet paper (likely used) all around the base. In an open bin next to the toilet were several used tampons somebody decided didn’t need to be wrapped up. And there is a black substance on the stall door in front of me. I’m about to throw up but ain’t got time. I try to lay a foundation of toilet paper on the toilet seat but you know when you first turn on a water hose how it does that one kind of spurt then there’s nothing before the water pours fluidly? Yeah, that spurt is what happened and I can feel the shit spreading in my underwear. I was also wearing the tightest shorts I own so I’m struggling, knocking around in the stall making all kinds of unnecessary noise. I only get the shorts down far enough to uncover my ass before the shit comes out. I literally shit on the toilet seat then sit down on it because it’s coming out like half melted watered down soft serve under extreme pressure. I didn’t even care. I sat on that toilet shit spreading underneath my thighs, pulled off my underwear and shorts which were covered in shit. I was on the toilet for probably 20min or more sweating and in pain before I called my best friend. Like a true ride or die, she came with baby wipes, Clorox wipes and rubber gloves that she bought from a nearby corner store. She also gave me a spare pair of sweatpants she had in the car. And like a true ride or die that bitch helped me clean myself and that stall. 

Lessons to be learned:

1. Don’t eat fish before going to a club.

2. There is no reason to stay at a club to shit unless you have diarrhea.

3. Have provisions in your car in case shitting on yourself is a possibility (I do now no matter what).

4. Clean up after yourself you dirty muthafuckin bastards. 

[truffledbutter-deactivated20221]

Ayo.

Of all the rides I’ve been on today, this was the WILDEST.

[cashmedad-deactivated20190606]

😂😂😂😭

[dankmemeuniversity]

[1-ofthecoolkids2]

I’m honestly the dude in the background

[brother2thenight]

we’re ALL the dude in the background

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

😭😭

[meanplastic]

I’m going to hell for laughing at this

[candiikismet]

For Gods sake SOMEONE GET SOME SALT!

[dejesustymestwo]

I’m fucking howling did you see how hard her head smacked the ground

[thekrokspot]

I’m over here dying!

[weloveshortvideos]

When you miss the bass drop

[anomaly1]

Nigga done stole his bass drop

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

oh man this is one for the books. this what reparations look like

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

this is reverse racism

[heyisfurwhoresez-deactivated201]

lmao

[busket]

a hero

[habibi243]

😂😂😂😂

[thathighguy]

This disappointment!!! Classic!!!

[wakanda-4evr-deactivated2020010]

This is the best lmaooo

[curlsandstems]

They DID that!!!

[ariestess]

It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is… I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music here…

[thechanelmuse]

Syncopated Ladies stay killin it.