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Hey, my names Will. This blog is mainly made up of cute animals,stupid jokes,TPOH, Skulduggery Pleasant, and other books/comics i like.

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[phastos]

When do I know I’m Spider-Man?

You won’t. That’s all it is Miles, a leap of faith.

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[followthebluebell]

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.

[ineffectualdemon]

Adulthood is also going “It’s my 35th birthday I can have fucking cookies for breakfast and no one can stop me”

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[unexplained-events]

Baby owls look like tiny little aliens

[bunjywunjy]

somebody fetch these naked little men some pants, they look cold

[moosefrog]

I.. I tried.

[bunjywunjy]

absolutely fantastic these funky children are ready to have a good time

[ultrafacts]

Nishiyama Onsen Keiunkan

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[astrodidact]

https://www.democracynow.org/2018/12/13/you_are_stealing_our_future_greta

You Are Stealing Our Future: Greta Thunberg, 15, Condemns the World’s Inaction on Climate Change

Fifteen-year-old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg addressed the U.N. plenary last night in Katowice, Poland, condemning global inacti

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Fuck em up Greta

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[saracate]

this video nourishes me

[bob-belcher]

seconding guessing a decision

[alicenmaryjane2016]

[salty-red-mage]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Because language evolves, people thousands of years from now will barely understand us. Since understanding us will seem so complex, people will just assume that even our dumbest shitposts must have a level of sophistication and credibility to them that’s just too difficult to grasp.

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[greekgodohair]

Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

Update from April 2017: Source: CNN Money, http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/05/news/us-womens-soccer-equal-pay/index.html “The U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team is getting a raise, bigger bonuses and the same per diems as the men. The women’s team announced Wednesday that it had struck a new labor deal with U.S. Soccer, the sport’s governing body. For months, the women have said that their pay and treatment is unequal to the men’s team. The women will also get better hotel and travel accommodations and will be reimbursed for the years when their per diems were less than those of the men.” Finally some good news for the USWNT!

[noonmutter]

Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

👍👍👍

[earthshaker1217]

Yaayyy

[niggazinmoscow]

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it. 

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will. 

[acegodzilla]

[nunown]

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

[themeless-memeless]

when you get all dressed up but your friends cancel

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

When the Grinch steals Christmas

[awwcutepets]

“I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food”

[awwcutepets]

He freaked out when he noticed he was getting a thanksgiving plate as well