just a dude

*Alex/26/USA *send a message if you want

[kineticpenguin]

Someone about to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard in your life:

[kineticpenguin]

congratulations your "obviously correct nuclear take" is the cybersecurity equivalent of being a fucking anti-vaxxer

[morganitism]

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[willgrahamscock]

when your mutual lives in a different time zone so you wake up to the most perverted nasty headcanon they sent while you were asleep

[normal-horoscopes]

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[runawaymarbles]

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

[runawaymarbles]

[sreegs]

i think that cross might be too big for that jesus

[sreegs]

wait hang on is he face down ass out?

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

thanks D23 🙏💗

[bewbin]

does anybody concur?

[bewbin]

does anybody even concare?!

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[papayajuan2019]

i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[luna-azzurra]

Some writing advice I will never give up:

Your characters are allowed to be bad people. Your story is allowed to have no moral lesson.yyour ending is allowed to be sad. The villain can win. The good person can do something unforgivable. The lovers can destroy each other. You are allowed to write the thing that no one asked for and everything that everyone told you doesn’t work and you are allowed to not explain yourself.

It’s your story. Burn it down if you want to.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[laropasucia]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The pyromancer always wins

[konohahater]

goood morning

[konohahater]

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

who gave my dad a shadow crystal