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Spring Cycle Auditions are Now Open!

It’s that time again! Our Spring Cycle is now open until July 15th so if you’re a Voice Actor, Writer, Creator, Composer, Sound Editor, or Graphic Designer over the age of 18, we want you!

Check out our website for more information on how to apply!

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For those auditioning: our email has automatic responses set up to confirm we’ve received your application. If you don’t receive one of these responses, please reach out to us so we can make sure we receive your audition!

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Only one week left! Submit your application today!

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

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This is super useful to know!

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and not just for writing!!

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HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

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I needed this

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Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

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Spring Cycle Auditions are Now Open!

It’s that time again! Our Spring Cycle is now open until July 15th so if you’re a Voice Actor, Writer, Creator, Composer, Sound Editor, or Graphic Designer over the age of 18, we want you!

Check out our website for more information on how to apply!

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It has been an absolute joy working with the folks at Goose Thunder, if you’re looking to join a great network, the Novitero Team highly recommends checking this one out!

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Spring Cycle Auditions are Now Open!

It’s that time again! Our Spring Cycle is now open until July 15th so if you’re a Voice Actor, Writer, Creator, Composer, Sound Editor, or Graphic Designer over the age of 18, we want you!

Check out our website for more information on how to apply!

goose-thunder-network

Hey thanks so much for the great scripts! Wanna hear which ones were our faves? Pop by Twitch today, Sunday, May 10th at 2pm PST/5pm EST to listen in! A few amazing voice actors will be reading through them on air!

https://www.twitch.tv/goosethundernetwork

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Today’s the day! Come join us on Twitch to hear a few of our favorite Bake Off scripts performed!

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The Bake Off Begins!

Your 5 ingredients are:

Dice

Getting Clean

A Musical Instrument

Rain

A Knife

Combine these ingredients together into a script as you see fit and submit it to our website before May 6th 6pm CDT.

Your time starts now!

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It’s the last day! Good luck everyone!

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Hey thanks so much for the great scripts! Wanna hear which ones were our faves? Pop by Twitch tomorrow, Sunday, May 10th at 2pm PST/5pm EST to listen in! A few amazing voice actors will be reading through them on air!

https://www.twitch.tv/goosethundernetwork

goose-thunder-network

The Bake Off Begins!

Your 5 ingredients are:

Dice

Getting Clean

A Musical Instrument

Rain

A Knife

Combine these ingredients together into a script as you see fit and submit it to our website before May 6th 6pm CDT.

Your time starts now!

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Goose Thunder Bake Off

Looking for a fun writing challenge?

Check out our first ever Bake Off where writers must create a short script in 36 hours using 5 “ingredients.”

For more info on how to join in, check out our website

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If this does not get you focused on voting in 2018 and 2020, and every two years after, nothing will.

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who’s indulging tonight??

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i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

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This is one of my fucking favorite posts but it’s so obscure

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Why you should listen to audio dramas

-They come in pretty much every kind such as Horror, Sci-Fi, Mystery, Comedy and Short Stories -You can listen to them pretty much anywhere at any time like whilst cleaning the house or drawing -They only have sound to tell you a story so the way they’re presented is often very creative -There are SO MANY of them that are brilliantly written and wonderfully produced but don’t get the recognition they deserve. -A lot of them come with a small friendly fanbase that’s cosy and is frequently interacted with by the creators of the shows. -Generally very LGBT friendly with a lot of queer and POC representation -Voice actors are very talented and have lovely soothing voices -They’re very addictive and often emotional so be prepared -They’re completely FREE and accessible on iTunes, any podcast app and the podcast’s own website! The people who make these are amazing and share their own work for free for your entertainment so go show them some love!