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Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:
Public parks, libraries, and venues are one of the only things that I support entirely on philosophical principle. Iâm sure that thereâs plenty of research suggesting a data-based political or economic case to be made for them, but I donât care about it. I just think that itâs very important for any healthy society to have easily accessible places without cost or entry requirements where people can come to relax, learn, experience new things, and be surrounded by a diverse group of people that they havenât met yet. I strongly believe that thatâs just a good thing to have for public life and civic culture.
You all really need to learn to accept that the fact that you don't like someone or something doesn't mean it's secretly evil somehow.
Like, annoyance and disinterest and anger are normal human emotions, but we've created this weird culture where you're only allowed to have bad feelings about things if it's for some righteous cause.
And instead of taking that (deeply flawed and unhealthy, mind you) notion and maybe... I don't know, learning to manage negative feelings that aren't productive, people have just decided that it means that any time they don't like something, they have to find some grand, noble justification for their dislike.
But you really, really don't. Someone can be kind and good and still annoy the fuck out of you. You're allowed to think a show sucks even if it isn't problematic. It's literally fine.
well,
IâM SCREAMING
This may be some of the best excel sourced humor.
This is 10000% more in character than every moment of the Dark Knight franchise.
i canât believe bruce breaks text into two rows rather than using the âwrap textâ feature
tim cleans this up for him later
What the hell did Melvil Dewey do???
GRRM realising this is how his epic fantasy series will be remembered if he doesnât finish the books:
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Hereâs what sheâs referring to:
source tweet: X
Woop, there it is
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Wouldnât mind some happiness in late March.
Literally why would you ever go for Bernie when Elizabeth Warren is RIGHT there
A vote for Sanders is a vote for Trump. All he can hope to do is spoil the Demâs chances.
VOTE BERNIE IF YOU WANT 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMPÂ
FUCK THAT NOISE HELL NO.
We are not doing this again.
Lobby hard for your choice in the primaries, but do not insult the other options.Â
I like Warren a lot more than Sanders. I like Klobuchar and Harris better than either of them. Right now, Gillibrand is my top choice.Â
BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE IN NOVEMBER, whoever that turns out to be.
And since I want to be able to get behind them, I want to know what their good points are. I want to know what I can expect them to do, and - this important - what issues arenât on their top priority list, so I can let them know what matters to me.Â
All of them are smart, decent people. All of them want a better country, a better world. All of them would, on their worst day, be better than Trump at his best, assuming he has something a sane person could call âbest.âÂ
No infighting this time. No circular firing squads. Do not insult, denigrate, discourage, or bully people who are supporting the candidates you dislike. WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER FOR THIS.
Before the primaries, figure out who is the best representative for your interests, and promote the hell out of them. Encourage people to vote. Get people registered. Tell everyone why you like this one better than that one - based on policies and history, not âheâs a lying scumbagâ or âshe caters to corporate greed.âÂ
None of them is perfect. ALL OF THEM ARE BETTER THAN WHAT WE HAVE - do not help the Republicans (and the Russians!) suppress progressive voters by badmouthing other peopleâs choices.
I donât want Sanders. I think heâs too old (and so is Warren) and we need people whose understanding of business and social dynamics are based on recent trends. I think Sanders is too caught up in social class as the only real axis of oppression; I donât think he understands intersectionality. I worry that he favors gun rights more than is safe.
Iâm not voting for him in the primaries. But if he gets the nomination, HE HAS MY VOTE IN NOVEMBER. And not in a âugh, holding my nose and voting against Trumpâ way - he wants medical care for everyone; he wants college to be available to all; he wants strong unions and worker support. I can get behind those policy plans.
No litmus tests this time. No single issue that convinces people to stay home in November 2020. Pick one you like, or pick a few that youâre deciding between - but donât convince yourself that any of them are evil incarnate and must be stopped at all costs.
Because we have that. And Republicans know damn well that they only win elections by splitting and suppressing votes for Democrats - so theyâll be hyping âthis candidate is too terrible to vote for!!! Just stay home!â for the next year and a half.
FUCKING THIS.
We do not shoot down any decent, viable candidate this time.Â
The bee towers over its apian cousins. Females have been recorded as being at least an inch and a half long. Add to that a pair of gigantic mandibles, and it's a bee like no other.
I love bees, but this is terrifying
anyways hereâs my contribution to this meme before it gets old thanks
Mom from Futurama is basically how I envision Toph as a parent
THIS IS BREATHTAKING
I FORGOT THIS EXISTED
I *WHEEZE* CANâT *COUGHS VIOLENTLY* BREATHE *COUGHS UP LUNG*
To all CHICAGO HOMELESS AND PPL WHO HAVE LIMITED ACCESS TO HEAT: CALL 311 IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF TRANSPORT OR ASSISTANCE. WARMING CENTERS ARE ALL HANDS ON DECK. LIBRARIES, POLICE STATIONS, AND PARK DISTRICT FIELD HOUSES WILL BE OPEN FOR ANYONE IN NEED OF SHELTER.
IF YOU REFUSE TO GO TO A SHELTER, THE CITY IS SUPPLYING BUSES FOR YOU TO SLEEP IN THAT ARE WARMED. PLEASE FIND ONE! PLEASE A TENT IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS WEATHER.Â
I UNDERSTAND THE FEAR OF NOT WANTING TO GO TO THE WARMING CENTERS. PLEASE FIND SHELTER. IT IS TOO COLD TO MAKE IT OUTSIDE.
If you are in chicago and see a homeless person, please try to ask them if they are going to any of these options. They may not know this or are hesitant. A kind stranger speaking to them might make them want to go to shelter.Â
This goes for Indiana as well, itâs cold af here already.
- Queenie
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âThis product isnt for youâ and âjust dont buy the companies products if you disagree with the company actionsâ are both cheap arguements that do nothing for the conversation and flippantly disregard the fact that this company will continue doing what they do because they will only listen to the people still buying their product if they bother listening at all
and if your wondering what this mess of a hot take is about, im talking about mythic edition 2: electric boogaloo
âThis product isnât for youâ drives me up a fucking wall because yeah I know Iâm very poor and that they made another part of the game I love exclusively for middle-to-upper class people and I donât need a bunch of corporate apologist clowns on the internet running around reminding me how I should just accept that I donât get to enjoy this thing at the same level as someone whoâs willing to fork over whatâs literally half a year of my diaposable income thank you very much.
Last time I checked everybody was saying how âMagic is for everyone,â and if youâre gonna turn around and add âjust not this part because you donât have enough moneyâ to the end of that then you can get bent
Has there been a parody of the song âAfricaâ by Toto with Ravnica as the subject?
If not, get to it people. : )
I hear Golgari skittering around, But she hears only whispers of some Dimir conversation Sheâs coming in, angelic flight The moonlit wings reflect the lights that guide me towards salvation I stopped a Selesnyan along the way Hoping to find some old Worldsoul words or ancient reveries He turned to me as if to say âHurry elf, itâs waiting there for youâ
[Chorus] Itâs gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Thereâs nothing that a hundred Gruul or Boros could ever do I face the guilds down in Ravnica Gonna take some guts to do the things we never have
The Rakdos cry out in the night As they crash into an Orzhov chapel with some company I know that I must do whatâs right As sure as the Azorius chase after the Izzet along the Simic streets I fear to know whatâs deep inside Frightened of what this city has become
[Chorus] Itâs gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Thereâs nothing that a hundred Gruul or Boros could ever do I face the guilds down in Ravnica Gonna take some guts to do the things we never have
[Bridge] Hurry elf, sheâs waiting there for you~
[Chorus] Itâs gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Thereâs nothing that a hundred Gruul or Boros could ever do I face the guilds down in Ravnica I face the guilds down in Ravnica I face the guilds down in Ravnica I face the guilds down in Ravnica I face the guilds down in Ravnica Gonna take some guts to do the things we never have
Tagging @tumblhurgoyf because I think youâll enjoy this sort of thing :P
Super right! I also thinkg @sarkhanvolkswagen and @flavoracle would enjoy this.
I love this
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adjective + curse word + noun
no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
i fail to understand how youâve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
maybe if you werenât such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here
i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth