Puppy-Coded Paladin Main

He/they cliche. Old as heck (33). I love hobbits, mythology, the McElroys, Dimension 20, D&D and my girlfriend.

[the-big-mood]

Hey, did you know archive.org has a bunch of free 90s shows you can stream?

The problem is finding them, since no one's organized them all in one place with covers and episode info. I'm trying to fix that with my new website.

It's in BETA right now, and all the content was just added today, so I've barely scratched the surface of what's out there.

Let me know what you think and what kind of shows/movies you want to see!

http://90sKid.com

[the-big-mood]

We now have a Watch Party with chat feature now live HERE

You can create a live tv channel with our existing library. The channel is time syned so whoever is watching with you will share the moment!

It also works with youtube links and archive.org links.

[biria8]

"Let me tell you what's been slowing us down. It's these pureblood suckhead motherfuckers up top. Yes, pureblood. The old fucks, all right? The ones who can't remember what it means to work for something."

The Reverend broke the masquerade. Archon of Clan Nosferatu, broke the masquerade by literally yelling that vampires are real. VR googles notwithstanding, one of the charged enforcers of the Camarilla broke their first rule.

And LaVonte had to fix it, and that he did. Yet, said Archon wanted to suck him dry. Said Archon was in no way chastised for literally putting their whole thing at risk AND NOW NANCY DANDERHOOF KNOWS VAMPIRES ARE REAL

The way LaVonte's moving in Purpee feels like him releasing an ambition of his that has been subdued by the institution of the Camarilla and vampiric elders. Those as the Archon that define what the kindred should be, how they should be, who they should submit to, and that they should submit at all.

In observing the elders' interactions with LaVonte in Ep. 1, he is treated as HJ's right-hand man, not seen for his own, and that's what the dynamic presents at. Perhaps because that is what they expect, and also what they demand of a childe to their sire. As they deliberate how to punish the coterie, LaVonte's undead life is literally threatened in a way that HJ's isn't. The Reverend apologizes (even in slight mockery) to HJ for taking him from the Rediron Tower but straight mocks LaVonte that maybe he'll find some tech guys in Purpee. It is patronizing and dare I add, racist.

So LaVonte wants his name on City Hall. In most business negotiations he says, "Worthy Industries" no Wingstreet. He wants something that is his own. He wants something to be seen, known, experienced, and for those that do to know it is his. He wants to be known that he is his.

[venovenous]

peace and love on Earth..

[biria8]

"You're right. You're always right"

- HJ to LaVonte

They love each other, your honor. They are just two vampires (DIMPs) in love🥺

[headspace-hotel]

Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive?

Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I’m sorry, it’s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream

Me: oh god

[biria8]

When Lou's describing the Rediron party scene and the artist they hired for the blood paint work, Ally says "we weren't allowed to be home. We had to leave the key" Ep. 1 confirmation that HJ and LaVonte have been living together since San Francisco

[unseenbox]

Genuinely the thing I keep turning over and over in my head is that HJ being on SSRI blood is *new*. He was introduced in a business office during a rave indulging in making two frat bros essentially suck him off while breaking things with a big scepter we haven't seen since.

Like. Do you think the HJ we met at the beginning would buy LaVonte a basil plant just to cheer him up?

Maybe that's part of what made LaVonte wig out so hard. Not just the idea that he was outed as gay, but that he's been outed as *in love* with his partner when HJ himself wasn't operating outside of the 'we're toxic business vampires who hook up' dynamic until they got to Purpee.

[quietwingsinthesky]

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

[quietwingsinthesky]

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

[greasefirekitchen]

i haven't posted anything about the new ccod episode because i've been trying to process that hj turned lavonte. so many things to think about. he wanted to drink the blood of cain and fight him on golden gate bridge. he wanted to be "business" partners for life with him.

like every person we see hj drink from its with a contract and a mind wipe after but lavonte he turned. i can't articulate all my thoughts and feelings on this right now. i need to know everything about their relationship.

do you think they met at a business meeting? do you think hj saw a smart and ruthless business man and knew that this was the business partner for him. maybe it was later when they were at a party, lavonte drunk and high but still with that razor sharp edge. homoerotically taking lines of coke staring at each other. did lavonte figure out that hj was a vampire? watch him suck blood from another in front of him or did hj offer to embrace him that they could rule the world together forever (and fight on the bridge).

[happyheidi]

by Molly Brett

[dimensions-allofthem]

All the lawyer's reactions to experiencing Ally for the first time:

Their immediate reaction to the lawyers thinking they aren't a liability:

[chexmix016]

I wonder if the get fucked pervert episode /scene was recorded around the time that they were recording city council of darkness and the earlier episodes with darkness man

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[gettownsburnmoney]

lavonte: i'm not gay

also lavonte:

hj this is why i'm absolutely in love with you

me and hj have done this dance before

mitch is jacked 👀

here are my very specific opinions on red wine

we love rome

american psycho is the best movie

sure i'll get on the back of your scooter to go to the food coop but first can we talk about when you fed me your blood and made me immortal and bound to you forever and we said we'd fight each other to death

[harpieisthecarpie]

I need more lavonte worthy appreciation stat or ill fucking die. I'll die in real life.

He pretended to be drinking an old lady's blood so he could chat with her and keep her from possibly getting killed by another vampire. His intro was him sitting on a human man, wearing vr goggles, and snorting blood cocaine while maniacally chuckling "Dance my children" about tech bros and girl bosses. He helped an older man navigate a terrible app and charmed him into friendship at like 10pm. When asked to pick a number between 1 and 100 he picks 97. He has a life/business partner and they make each other better at being worse. He is so entrepeneur pilled but he cant help but give back to his community, including the local strip club that's going to be the heart of Purpee.

He and his partner gutted blockbuster.

Everyone start talking about lavonte worthy now!!!!

[thecheshirerat]

jesus CHRIST. started the new ccod and lavonte and hj are being so gay right off the bat

“i think lavonte and hj have done this dance before”

the soft music is killing me. this is such a change in mood from the past episodes

“i’m gonna punch hj as hard in the face as i can” gay “you should have cracked me in the front teeth with your scepter by now”

“i need you to wake ME up. Alright? because i feel asleep right now” this is just. oohhhh

“leaning into HJ a little bit… […] i think you just notice that there’s a flush to HJ.” spits out my drink

“HJ is choosing to push blood through his system” HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT GAYER

“your cheeks are rosy.” oh my fuck

they’re all trying so hard not to laugh

imagine if brennan was like “no its not about ssris.” nah ally, he just decided you were gay

“do you want to go to the co-op with me” i can choose to interpret this as a date

“do you remember what you told me when you turned me?” LORE DROPPP “You told me we were gonna drink the blood of Caine and go fight each other to the death on top of the golden gate bridge” i love everything about this scene. the HISTORY

“I STILL WANT THATTT,” this shifted immediately back into old married couple

[silkywishes]

zaeth coming back to the coterie with a full ass vampiric horse after totaling their car

[rrat-king]

confirmation that hj turned lavonte deeply important to yaoi enjoyers everywhere