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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
i canāt say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of āof course you wouldā to live is to suffer
Had a chat with a friend of mine concerning the contemporary FFXIV community. They've experienced quite the influx of rude and uncooperative players on their server. Now, I can't speak for mine because I've only kept my sub alive to log in every month to keep an FC up until the leader decides to return, but I wonder if more people have experienced the same my friend has.
Has the FFXIV community on your server changed in the last 5 years?
Yes, for the better
Yes, for the worse
No, don't think so, still mostly smiles, roses and sunshine
No, don't think so. Average sunshine, average cesspool
No, don't think so, just the same horrible putrid hell as before
I've absolutely got no clue, to be honestā¦
This is a very niche opinion because niche RP server but Balmung's atmosphere and community has absolutely deteriorated. I think several things contribute to this.
I like the world hop function on the whole but it's absolutely decimated walk up rp. Spots that used to be actual genuine rp hubs are now filled to the brim with <Wanderer> tags of people looking for, quite often, some pretty wretched erp. If people wanna erp that's dandy but it'd be nice if they had not colonized actual rp hubs to advertise their (often very questionable) fetish of the week.
I miss circa 2014-15 quicksand.
I also think the rise of discord has fragmented the community in ways that can never be repaired. From what I hear from newer folk, the rp scene is pretty much impossible to join from the outside unless you know someone already in it. And even then people mostly only stick to their own little pockets of people they know because the general atmosphere has become so volatile and hostile while at the same time claiming to be welcoming and open minded. This started getting really bad around 2018 (when refugees from other mmmos began migrating) and has just been in free fall ever since.
This is just my take however and there are exceptions to everything. It's so rare to see a walk up rp encounter these days it's like a unicorn and it's sad.
graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
it occurs to me that being hungry with adhd is basically like being hungry in minecraft
the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun
list of rpgs you are no longer allowed to cite as an influence on your indie game
-final fantasy iv-vii, x
-dragon quest iii-v, viii/ix
-chrono trigger
-mother 2-3
-persona 3-5
-smt nocturne specfically
-golden sun 2
-any trails
-any tales
-xenogears
-undertale
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id be SOOOOOO responsible and normal with shape-shifting powers id never ever ever be horny or degenerate or perverted with it
me when i lie
this is THE funniest tiktok story iāve seen like ever i made the worst noise irl
he mentioned in the comments that it was a gay strip club/restaurant combo, but i love how he didnāt think to clarify that at any point in the video
OH, first time seeing it with that last crucial lil nugget of info
sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy
Demonstrating some wushu skills
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"but this identity doesn't exist!" AND YET MY WATERS FLOW AND MY STREETS BUSTLE. THERE ARE NO WORDS THAT CAN DESCRIBE ME INTO NON-EXISTENCE. THERE IS NO LOGIC THAT CAN BIND MY MULTITUDES.
first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horsesā tails to stir up dust and make it look like thereās a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isnāt any dust and the enemy can clearly see thereās like twenty of us all spread out in a line
second day as a second century warlord i bribe a bunch of kids to start singing a nursery rhyme i carefully crafted to spread misinformation and further my strategic ends but they change the lyrics to be about poop and the enemy isnāt misdirected at all
third day as a second century warlord i lure my enemy into a narrow valley and send a team of archers to shoot them from the high ground but there was a feral hog napping on the trail up to the overlook and they couldnāt decide whether to try and shoot it or just go around and by the time the hog woke up and left on its own the enemy had already passed safely below
fourth day as a second century warlord we attempt to join a battle on the side of the guy we want to ally with but he and the guy heās fighting have really similar names and itās finally dusty and i misread the standards and attack the wrong guy. so now weāre stuck with this total loser of a liege lord, because how the fuck do you explain that after a battle?
fifth day as a second century warlord and some sort of wizard wanders into camp, my loser liege lord wants to execute him for being a wizard but i convince him to let the wizard stay, because i want to do more weather-based strategies and iām pretty sure having a camp wizard can help with that. after the welcome to the team banquet the wizard steals half the treasury and my liege lordās wife and leaves
sixth day as a second century warlord my loser liege lord sends me to reinforce a city heās taken, but in the confusion of leaving i forgot to take the token that would have gotten us into the city, so my men have to wait outside the city walls for like eight hours while i ride back to get it
seventh day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord finally joins me in the city, it turns out heās actually a pretty cool guy, and he isnāt even that mad at me for letting the wizard steal his wife. i decide to shoot my shot but iām really nervous and keep on stalling because what if i mess up our relationship and by extension jeopardize the security of my men, and eventually he just says goodnight and goes back to his room, where an assassin is in the process of setting up to kill him
eighth day as a second century warlord and my loser liege lord tells me to fake defect to his rival warlord, the one i originally wanted to ally with, to find out if he was the one who sent the assassin and why. but my whole way over to the rival warlord iām worried that this has something to do with the wizard thing or how awkward i made it last night
ninth day as a second century warlord i try to tactfully ask my fake liege lord if he sent the assassin to kill my loser liege lord and it turns out the idea of using assassins never occurred to him, but now that iāve suggested it heās really into it. in order to save my loser liege lord i volunteer to be the one to kill him
tenth day as a second century warlord on my way back to my loser liege lordās city i realize i wonāt be able to collect my men from my fake liege lord until i bring back my loser liege lordās head. this would have been a great thing to think of before i got myself in this situation. i go back to my loser liege lord and ask him to rescue my men, and he tells me that if he could sack my fake liege lordās camp he already would have. that doesnāt change the fact that my men are still trapped. theyāre prisoners, even. i go back to my room to sulk
eleventh day as a second century warlord i find a little caged pigeon in the rafters of my loser liege lordās room and deduce it belonged to the assassin. without asking permission or telling my loser liege lord goodbye i let the pigeon loose and follow it north. donāt ask what i was doing in my loser liege lordās room. itās not important
twelfth day as a second century warlord i disguise myself as a wizard and enter the camp of the coalition leader the pigeon led me to. in the middle of my little sleight of hand performance i make eye contact with the coalition leaderās second-in-command. ITāS THE WIZARD THAT STOLE MY LOSER LIEGE LORDāS WIFE. after the banquet i corner the fake wizard and ask him what the fuck is going on and he just says āwouldnāt you like to knowā and leaves. i donāt know what to say to that so i just let him go
thirteenth day as a second century warlord iām honestly so sick of not knowing whatās going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the womenās area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lordās wife is. i ask her what sheās doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leaderās formationās weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poemās significance. she shares the first couplet with me but iām discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesnāt need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, itās the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme
fourteenth day as a second century warlord i go back to my loser liege lord and tell him everything, urging him to join with my fake liege lord to attack the coalition leader according to the weaknesses in the nursery rhyme. he tells me frankly that he doesnāt trust me anymore. i ask him to execute me if thatās really true, because i canāt bear to live if i canāt protect him and i canāt protect my men. he agrees to attack the coalition leader
fifteenth day as a second century warlord. due to the information in the nursery rhyme, and thanks to my loser liege lord reminding me of the weather conditions multiple times while planning our battle strategy, our alliance carries the day. my loser liege lord gets his wife back. my men tell me that our fake liege lord actually treated them really well and theyād like to stay with him if i donāt mind. i do mind, now that neither the men i love nor the man i love have any use for me, but i donāt tell them that
sixteenth day as a second century warlord iām preparing to leave to i donāt know where, maybe to try to become a wizard for real, when my loser liege lord stops me and asks me where iām going. he says he had hoped i would continue to work as his advisor. i was unaware i was his advisor in the first place. i agree, and he tells me heās truly honored to have me in his service at last. he has known i am a rare and talented man with a strategic intelligence far above his ever since the day he witnessed me tying branches to my horsesā tails in six inches of mud, and could not for the life of him figure out why
You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.
This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved š¤·āāļø know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room šāļø
the first man made centipede: kill me again
so this fuckin samurai cut me in half a while ago but its like a really long delay so im still just going around doin my thing knowing that i might explode in a shower of blood at any moment
have you considered embracing jesus christ ? people don't embrace satan satan embraces them. with his penis. because they're harlots.
I can think of a lot of people who want Satan to embrace them with his penis
"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip
i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning
nice argument unfortunately i have already depicted you as the arrogant and brash monkey king leaping an infinite breadth to the edge of the universe and myself as the enlightened buddha whose palm you have not escaped for I am the great sage equal to heaven
