Leondude's blog of random nonsense.

Hello, Leon Davies here, also known as TheLeondude or just Leondude. Animator, professional voice actor, brony, autistic celebrity, Dark Lord of the Sith, owner of my own animation studio, performer of the dark arts (but mostly possession spells) etc. This is my blog where I can talk about whatever the hell I feel like talking about, hopefully without scrutiny.

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I don't have anything else but *waves hand* a beta will do fine: https://theleondude.itch.io/task-force-mad-redacted

May the 4th be with you. ;)

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For context, I was working on an episodic RPG/visual novel hybrid and the first episode was supposed to be released a week ago. It was still in dire need of polishing so I released a beta instead, which you can grab here: https://theleondude.itch.io/task-force-mad-redacted

However, in my haste, I forgot to patch the biggest glitch of all. Making sure the party actually dies when they lose a battle XD. But hey, maybe that's a good thing. They've got so much to live for.

Jokes aside, it's actually been a while since I cared for a project beyond a few months and...well...working on it actually helped me out in the latter half of last year. My dog died last May after a long and agonising battle with cancer, my mum is barely well enough to take me outside most days (don't worry, she's still going!), and I had spent the latter half of last year without Internet because my former broadband provider cut me off. So yeah, that was a recipe for isolation and really bad anxiety. The only thing that seemed to quell that anxiety was playing horror games so I figured "Why not make a horror game?". Granted, this game is more of a comedy horror but I like to think the comedy enhances the horror.

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Fortress Fantasy: A Mann Co. RPG is LIVE!!! (or at least its demo is)

G'day, nerds.

Before I tell you about this action-packed fantasy from the same company that gave you JARATE! - the Jar-Based Karate, I gotta ask...Is your boss around?

No? Then get his arse over here! He's gonna love this. And if you're your own boss like me, congratulations! This game is so hot, it will sear your hands to a perfect 100 degrees! In fact, it is so hot, it is Blazing this post to a perfect 100 degrees! And if you aren't satisfied with the demo of this Mann Co. product, you can take it up with me...

SAXTON HAAAAAAALE!

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Gamer girl in her underwear and her sister in the background

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V.H.S: Virtual Horror Scenarios

Just released the demo of a horror game that I'm working on that is now available on GameJolt and Itch.io:

V.H.S: Virtual Horror Scenarios by TheLeondude

An experiment in salvation determined by how long it will take for the subjects to gain self-awareness.

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Sharing link to Discord server cuz why not?

A mind-control/possession server run by the one and only Leondude. | 40 members

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SKIBIDI Toilet Parasite Female Possession vs POSTAL Dude

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Xecutive Idiocy - Rated R for [REDACTED]

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Female Hypno in Brain Jack (Plus July 2023 Progress Report)

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L U S T

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80s Lust 

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TMW You spend $65 to keep the hype train for your game going

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How to play as Jacksepticeye in Brain-Jack

As you know, or would at least assume if you’re familiar with my previous blog posts, there is an Easter egg in the ‘Safe For YouTube’ mode that allows you to play as Jacksepticeye. There was even a quick tutorial in the June 2023 Progress Report video that I uploaded to my YouTube channel last week but not many people watched that vid so I’m just gonna post a quick step-by-step guide right here on how to play as Jacksepticeye in Brain-Jack.

BTW, the demo for Brain-Jack is available on GameJolt:

https://gamejolt.com/games/brain-jack/796172

And the petition to have Jacksepticeye himself play the game can be found here:

https://chng.it/P2JVcc2CVk

Step 1:

When booting up the game, pick the ‘Safe For YouTube’ mode option.

Step 2:

Walk over to this drawer right here and interact with it.

Step 3:

Replace Jack’s name with Jacksepticeye’s real name, Sean McLoughlin.

Step 4:

When Jacksepticeye asks you if you’re the real Jacksepticeye, respond with “Yep. Top of the morning to ya!”. And even if you aren’t the real Jacksepticeye, just do it anyway.

After that, he will ask you a question that he believes only the real Jacksepticeye would know. Unless you do a quick Google search for the answer, of course. ;)

And what is this mysterious question, I hear you ask? Play the game to find out.

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[SFM] Postal Dude Controls Samus' Brain

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Brain-Jack June 2023 Progress Report

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Make Jacksepticeye Do a Let’s Play of Brain-Jack

https://chng.it/KFW48y9RRx

Mad lad move, I know. Making a petition so Jacksepticeye can play my game on his channel.

What can I say? I think he’ll like it. :P

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How to brain-jack an elf in Brain-Jack

So, a while back, I uploaded a video on how to brain-jack Mael’blysiau but YouTube thought the video violated its Community Guidelines concerning sex and nudity and therefore removed the video.

So, in order to drive up traffic for Brain-Jack, I’m going to give all of y’all a step-by-step guide on how to hijack the elf babe.

Step 1:

Before you even enter the elf babe’s tent, you need to make Jack masturbate to a picture of his own mum at the start of the game. And before any of you get clever and say “no wonder the original video was removed from YouTube”, I’d like to point out the game doesn’t actually depict Jack jacking off. Just a simple narration.

Step 2:

After interacting with the elf babe and complying with Milla’s demands for a threesome, enter the tent.

Step 3:

Walk towards the wooden box and pick up the weird-looking book. It contains a spell that can make Jack do a Re:Zero (or a Happy Death Day if you haven’t watched Re:Zero).

Step 4:

Drink the shrinking potion and interact with the elf babe. And yes, this will trigger a game over since she will instantly kill Jack by stepping on him but you need to wait at least...I dunno, ten seconds? Yeah, wait ten seconds on the game over screen until Jack suddenly respawns in the tent.

Step 5:

After respawning, immediately run towards the wooden box and pick either the weird-looking book or Marquis de Sade’s Juliette.

Step 6:

After picking the book of your choice, go into the Item menu while fighting Mael’blysiau and select whatever book you picked up in order to use it to knock her out.

Step 7:

Drink the shrinking potion and interact with the unconscious Mael’blysiau in order to enter her head.

Step 8:

Interact with the buttons between the control levers and the three buttons on the left in order to switch off Mael’blysiau’s consciousness.

Step 9:

Interact with the levers.

Step 10:

Have fun ;)

https://gamejolt.com/games/brain-jack/796172

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Brain-Jack: The Erotic Parody RPG!

https://gamejolt.com/games/brain-jack/796172

Have you ever watched that episode of SpongeBob where Plankton controls SpongeBob’s brain and thought “I wish I was Plankton so I can do that to a pretty girl”? Or maybe you noticed there’s not many games based on the legendary tale of Jack and the Beanstalk. Either way, in Brain-Jack, you get to experience an erotic and comedic retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk that’s only as horny as you! And believe me, this game is pretty bloody horny. Just look at the cow you have to sell:

However, because it’s an RPG, there are a variety of ways in which the story can go. You can sell your sexy cow for the reasonable price of £69 or you can trade her for five magic beans and then, after climbing the resulting beanstalk, go inside a giantess’ head and control her brain Plankton style. Or you can just skip hijacking an actual giantess and instead drink a shrinking potion to get inside an elf babe’s head and control her brain to have crazy magic sex with your bovine babe. Or you can get into a fight with a Cornish game hen and completely up-end the whole story by getting your cow killed. It’s entirely up to you.

Or, if you’re not feeling particularly horny, you can play the soon-to-be released ‘Safe For YouTube’ mode where Jack teams up with Neal Mohan to sell a YouTube Short as an NFT (despite that particular bubble bursting as of late):

Or, if you know where to look, you can play as Jacksepticeye instead and sell a cute puppy because, let’s be honest, I don’t think Jacksepticeye would be the type to endorse NFTs:

Oh, and just in case y’all didn’t get the memo, the ‘Safe For YouTube’ mode for Brain-Jack isn’t out yet but when it is, I’ll be sure to let y’all know. Might even upload a tutorial on how to play as Jacksepticeye in Brain-Jack.

Speaking of which, if you feel like brain-jacking (see what I did there? XD) a giantess in the ‘Safe For YouTube’ mode anyway, do feel free to vote on this poll:

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxsyOHDqBgSmScLyNSpGAcPRaIwAxUieHI