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polyglotplatypus

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

hell-and-pepsi

you’re doing god’s work here

polyglotplatypus

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

truckhole-deactivated20181203

im such a fall bitch i wish it was october

outfit-awards

hexxit-deactivated20180526

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

meow-n-save

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

misplaced-syllables-deactivated

u ever look at someone u used to be obsessed with and be like FOR WHAT

angelwarm

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

angelwarm

today is the day

joshpeck

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

surreal

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

futurakid

feministism

why are some people intimidated by educated women

“you read too much,” “stay in your place as a female.” smh, grow up

darkmelaningirls-deactivated202

girl… block him

veryauthenticcc

^

vladtheunfollower

addelburgh

the-absolute-best-posts

you’re home early

roseoilz

u know what’s kinda stupid……….the fact tht if u don’t have money then u can’t do ….literally anything

seanika

source

phemiec

The thing about Wierd Al is that he’s actually a creative genius and I think because he makes parody music people dont give him credit for how talented he actually is.

He can imitate any style of music, his vocal range is incredible, and his understanding of rhyme and meter is so good that his songs are instantly understandable on first listen, despite the speed and complexity of his wordplay.

He’s also apologized and owned up to offensive jokes he’s made in the past, he makes sure to get proper permissions for his parodies and by all accounts is a really decent person.

I’m just really inspired by him and his music, and his tounge twister lyrics are probably the reason I love and use so much wordplay in my own songs today.