my brain has too many tabs open

Protestant Christian; she/her/hers Loves her fandoms too much for her own good 😂😅

[thelogicallunatic]

this was inspired by “10 Skeletons With 1000 Years to Go” by Birds_and_Words!! It’s been such a good fic, I’ve reread it several times

got the link here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[since-times-long-forgotten]

curious to see what will happen..

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Voting ended onJun 1

[unyieldingsilence]

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[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[entities-of-posts]

The Spiral

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die

[welcome-to-green-hills]

Passing this along because I, unfortunately, got spoiled.

The last episode of TADC has leaked. It’s all over Twitter and Telegram. If you don’t want to be spoiled, mute anything and EVERYTHING associated with TADC.

[welcome-to-green-hills]

It’s on 4Chan and YouTube now.l. Not just Twitter and Telegram.

That, and some social media users are knowingly sending clips to Twitter DMs if you challenge some of the leakers for leaking it online.

Best to mute, blacklist, or block anything associated with TADC.

[ladyorlandodream]

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Adorable 1885 Victorian cottage in Little Rock, AR has a beautiful wrap-around porch. 3bds, 2ba, 2,543sqft, $344,955 (Zillow's est.: $339,600).

Nice entrance foyer.

And, the porch.

All of the wood is in wonderful, original shape.

It has a large, open, reception room, with a lovely wood and tile fireplace, as soon as you enter. There are also original pocket doors.

It's a rounded room with an original built-in seat.

It looks like when they remodeled the kitchen, they may have put up a wall in the dining room and made it smaller.

They placed the table half in the dining room and half in the kitchen.

That enabled them to extend the kitchen.

Here's bath #1. It's been updated.

This looks like an office/craft room.

This is a catch-all room. I have one of these in my apt.

Down the hall, there are more bedrooms.

This is a nice big bedroom.

The 2nd bath is a bit bigger.

They're using this as a bedroom, but it's probably a 2nd sitting room b/c it has pocket doors.

And, it's also got a lovely fireplace.

And, this is the smallest bedroom. Very cute.

Large deck on the back of the house. Is it purple?

There's some lawn and a large brick patio.

They also have a 2 car port. 0.28 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1823-S-Broadway-St-Little-Rock-AR-72206/445790776_zpid/?

[neon-titanium]

Happy April 30th

[unyieldingsilence]

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[eating-the-sand]

picrew tag chain!!

make yourself with this picrew

@sea-jellie-thoguhts @mxsshxvon @onlystarless-eyesremain @evskiii @the-mehlwurm @thatdangspacenerd @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @quoththewarlock @generic-sandbox-member @marsmaladeee @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @vaguely-sage @your-local-mixed-race-bisexual @zemikite and open tags :3

[zemikite]

It's a me!!

Too lazy to tag so anyone (esp moots) pls participate :))

[readerofallsins]

ooh this seems fun!

i was VERY indecisive on what the other half of my face could be lmao insects/dice/code/eyes.... what do you mean choose an identity whaaat

ahem ok tags please dont get mad at me for taggin u

@perfectsensetv @kazuichii @smol-dargon @kinglyfruit @camera-face @acrownamedkulet @floofanflurr because theyre moots with @humankk and i also wanna be friends with em @tinybrainboy @staticart checks follower list @lynngu1n1 wait am i moots with @no-one-offical waht @totallynotluna annnnd open tags <3

[floofanflurr]

Hell yeah friendship accepted. Also DAMN this picrew is scary accurate. I did it but I think I’ll refrain from posting because hot damn that’s waaaay too close to a face reveal. I like this picrew tho. Open tags to anyone!

[thelogicallunatic]

Hmm..... Gonna tag @happybear135 @cryptid-candy @streetlightgoblin and @fandomshinobi (sorry Cryptid and Goblin for being like insanely inactive I've just been drowning in real life stuff :)))))

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[assforscience]

[snekdood]

so I found this really cool website that sells native seeds- and you might be asking me "snekdood, haven't you posted an entire list of websites that sell native wildflower seeds that you're going to add on to soon?" and yes that's true, but that's not the kind of native seed im talking about rn.

see, on my quest to find websites that sell native wildflowers, I came across this dope ass website that sells seeds that have been farmed and harvested by ntv people traditionally, i'll let the website do the talking:

so anyways this is the coolest website ever. you can find the wild relatives of chiles on here called chiltepines, you can find different colors of corn and cool squash's, and every seed from whichever farm has it's own lil origin story written about it. you can also find other veggies here that are already commercially available to help fund and support this organization. as well as there being a cool gift shop with a lot of art made by different native folk from all around as well as cookbooks, jewelry, pottery, weavings, and clearly plenty more:

as well as a pantry?? with premade soup mixes??? and i really want to try them now??????

anyways I think its worth snoopin' around bc I'm almost positive you'll see something you think is cool (oh also if you happen to have some seeds passed down from ur family too and ur also native they seem like they would gladly help produce more)

native seeds search arid-adapted heirloom seeds from the southwest

Native Seeds Search is a non-profit that conserves and sells heirloom seeds, foods and Native American art and jewelry from the Southwest. W

[senso1954]

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

[deseretgear]

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

[kirbymongerr]

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[silken-scarves]

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

[headspace-hotel]

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

[anarchautistic]

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

[lilmaneater]

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[taraljc]

o fuck there's two of them now did they grow this one in a lab from a cutting?

[lethalbutterfly]

Obviously he made him out of chocolate. C'mon now.

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[eerian-sadow]

Really good lists, OP!

[the-dumbest-of-dragons]

I am never

NEVER

Going to get over the fact that no matter what era or piece of media he shows up in, Anakin Skywalker will ALWAYS be the biggest drama queen the galaxy

Like bro, you're going to fight a 15 year old boy, you do not need to be pulling this kind of shit, get back in the FUCKING TIE FIGHTER