Loneliest Lobster

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[aplpaca]

*flicks lights on and off* Welcome to Turbo Hell! Welcome to Turbo Hell! Welcome to Turbo Hell!

[thelonelylobstrr]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[rosyish]

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

[disabilityuserboxes]

this user picks at their fingers

[bring-the-homo]

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

[candiikismet]

I’m done with all this

[kitty]

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

[teenyturtle]

legit the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[antifainternational]

[boredpanda]

Inseparable Cats Insist On Sleeping Together Even After Outgrowing Their Bed

[steviemcfly]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Like I don’t know what else you people need

[magicpebble]

White men to not be the political power majority.

[merswine]

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else

[arielvevo-blog]

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

[squishymoth]

Team Mystic: Goes out in small groups to take control of all the gyms in an area.

Team Instinct: Takes walks on their lunch break to catch some more eevies.

Team Valor: 10,000 millennials, army crawling through the streets, screaming.

[thedeadlybookworm]

There are two kinds of people in response to Pokemon Go:

1) Pokemon Go is causing the apocalypse. The end of civilization is coming soon.

2) Pokemon Go is the best thing that’s ever happened. It’s going to end obesity, promote world peace and all will be well.

[pokemon-go-headline]

Found this on Facebook

[punceuponatime]

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone

[zforzelma]

This pun literally made me drop my phone and put my head in my hands.

[brotticelli]

[thelonelylobstrr]

And now a fucking planet is relatable. This has gone too far.

[thebestoftumbling]

a ferret making a nest

[uglyrad]

i need this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this

[cloudfreed]

must… aim… butt… correctly…

[only1600kids]

what november first actually feels like