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ig: littleelliotinthebigcity

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[fiofirefox]

I love this so much!

[pururin]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Bitch! I love being comfy!

[lesbianredpanda]

Fuck yeah I’m in bed right now with a bigass blanket!

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me

but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think

“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”

[spedwagoon-deactivated20201202]

If you normally use a prod then thats probably why they run from a stick

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

our cows literally exist bc their owner likes them and likes having cows. they’re free range and grass fed and have never been so much as looked at rudely. we don’t even herd them. they just eat and sleep and roll around. they’re just prey animals who are designed to be skittish. that’s it.

[hustleinatrap]

The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!

[thegoofyblackgrl]

This made me so happy

[michellepsychologist]

✨😍✨

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

[oakleysheart]

“Do you think people with influence have an obligation to come out?”

[distinguishedbaloney]

[skylikethat]

James Dean and Paul Newman’s incredibly iconic sexual tension filled screen test for East of Eden.

[deactivated-1234-4321]

All these ugly straight people laugh when I tell them James Dean was queer 💅🏼

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I can’t believe this is the first Sean Cody video ever

[queenofthecute]

FACT: Your boyfriend’s shirt is always more comfortable

[chirpshame]

@ngozi where those texts at…

[thelonesometraintoillinois]

me: is sad

me: remembers that george washington's doctor recommended that he take some time and relax for his health so naturally the most relaxing thing he could think of doing was taking alexander hamilton and thomas jefferson fishing with him which went about as well as you'd expect

me: still sad but now i'm laughing through the pain

[katiemcgrath]

Can you take a moment, promise me this: that you’ll stand by me forever. But if God forbid fate should step in and force us into a goodbye if you have children someday when they point to the pictures, please tell them my name. Tell them how the crowds went wild. Tell them how I hope they shine. 

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[best-of-memes]

The clam before the storm

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

What an aesthetically pleasing meme.

[sneetchstar]

I think this is it.  My aesthetic.  The sea, a beautiful sky, and a pun.