Somewhere between heaven and hell

Ace | 21 | Trans Masc | He/They/It

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[robs-your-robins]

I don't care what canon says, Commissioner Gordon hears a Robin killed a guy, he's not going to react like that especially if the guy they killed was creep or tried to hurt them.

Batman: Commissioner, Robin has killed him. We have failed you. I take full responsibility, as does Robin.

Gordon: OK.

Batman:

Gordon: So, what? You need help?

Batman: Commissioner, I don't expect-

Gordon, grabbing Bats by the shoulders and shaking him: Get a hold of yourself. Now, do you need help with the body? Does Robin need change of clothes? Counselling? I know a guy. Bullock? Bullock? Robin was in your squad car all night, right?

Bullock, appearing from nowhere: Yeah. Little twerp ate half my powdered donuts and broke the car radio. Had them the whole night.

Batman:

Bullock: I ain't a baby sitting service, Bats.

Batman: But-

Gordon: Shut your Bat hole. Now, where is Robin?

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[darkisms]

on the topic of a dead dash, it really is on us to keep fandom alive. not just creators but participators in fandom too. keep writing, keep creating art — but also keep engaging with the things people create, the stuff they post!! like those random head canons. reblog that art. comment on those fics. talk to people in your fandom!! engagement in any capacity is the driving force in keeping fandom alive.

[nahctar]

might aswell post this here🥹 ily rex sloan

ib : rottatta_ok on tiktok

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[sunset-sunbun]

@otiksimr

you and your beasts.

[otiksimr]

me and my beasts.

[garnetgoddess]

@cinemamind

[cinemamind]

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[zetrystan]

Not a werewolf.

[zetrystan]

The disappearance. 🐑

[zetrystan]

The worst snowman.

[zetrystan]

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It’s fine, I don’t think Wolf Hunter minds. 🐑🐑🐑

Watch with VERY CUTE AUDIO here!:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[scrupulosity-comics]

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[icarus-died-laughing]

always reblog italian manwhore summer

[thelostsea]

So im looking for a fanfic on here, its multiple parts and I was on chapter 4 or 5 (?)

It was a mark grayson x reader x variant marks. Reader was a villain, was named vandal due to the sizable of public property damage (iirc that was pretty much all they did was destroy shit, didnt try to directly kill ppl or anything) and main mark kept trying to convince them to basically reform and not be a public nuisance, he had the hots for reader but was in denial.

Anyways during one of marks speeches one of the Invisible GDA guys comes up and subdues reader with like hella electrical shock. Reader get thrown in prison in bottom of GDA building. During the invincible war, reader is let out of prison w a collar on that track them, vitals, plus gives the same nasty shock to them if they remove it. Basically a 'throwing every last option at the wall' move from Cecil. Reader is dropped in middle of a decimated part of Chicago, meets Mohawk- mohawk is a freak like always.

In this story all the varients had a reader as a partner. This reader is the only one with powers. And is the only one who hasn't dated mark but didnt even know mark at all, only knew invincible.

Other variants show up aswell all vying for reader, reader tactically flees, runs into sinister and sinister acts like a freak obvi. Etc.

Ik there another story similar, its 'my dead girlfriend' or smthing similar, but in that one main mark does not like or cares about reader and reader is lowkey straight evil at times, that one reader works for machine head- thats not the story im looking for.

I cant remember the author and I cant find any of the chapter posts liked so if anyone could help itd be a huge help.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[thelostsea]

Fuck the past to cope, marry the unhealing wound to make it part of you- learning to live with it, and kill the ghost that wont leave- severing the hold it has had on you

[j-train13]

Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:

It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."

After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said “I’m the space plumber, I’m proud to call myself the space plumber.”

On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.

The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.

While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.

When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.

At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.

On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).

While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

!! TOBY ANIMATIC (ish) !! :pp

I wanted to try photo bashing mixed w my usual style ^3^ also yes this is ab my sun spot drabble LMFAOAO

Finished in under a weekend… it’s not terrible so I’m pretty happy w it (unserious song choice I just liked the vibe 💔)

[cryingintheclubdhmu]

I Hope u guys noticed that his pupils r dilated after….

Sigh. My princess 💔💔

[themainspoon]

There's so many horror games about having to try to weed out and deal with inhuman imposters, but I want one where the script is flipped. You are something inhuman, you are an imposter, and if you want to survive you have to blend into a world that is trying to hunt you down and destroy you. You aren't human, but you must masquerade as one and infiltrate their world, or you will die.

[themainspoon]

I actually think we need to start inverting more Horror premises/tropes.

Like "You have to venture into the scary insane asylum!" VS "You're a patient who was admitted by force to an asylum, and you are very clearly in real danger, but everyone is pretending that you're just deluded, and are essentially leaving you to die because they don't really see you as a person."

I feel like there's a lot of Horror tropes built off of the fear of the other, when in reality it's actually often the other who is in danger. Maybe we could start recognising that more.

[themainspoon]

Interesting how the first half of the post has picked up popularity while the second part, which perhaps clarifies the idea of the original post, hasn't.

It's been interesting to see what media people are recommending based on the first post alone. A lot of recommendations for games/franchises like World of Darkness, Carrion, Kill All Humans, Among Us, etc. It's interesting because these are games that put you into the shoes of the violent other that has to infiltrate, without actually challenging the idea that the other is a threat. They actually parrot the ideas of the other as violent.

Funnily enough, the people recommending the comedy game Octodad understand the post much better than most of the people recommending horror media. A few mentions of Am I Nima, which isn't finished yet but does look like it could be what I am describing, so brownie points to the people recommending that.

But everyone saying stuff like "This is just being Trans/Autistic/Etc" really gets it, like really really gets it. Horror always communicates the fears and anxieties of the people who create it, this post was basically: "What if instead of communicating the fear of the other, we communicated the fears of the others, which are actually vastly more legitimate than the dominant groups fear of the other. We should recognise that it is overwhelmingly the others who are the ones who actually suffer and die, all for the perceived "saftey" and "comfort" of the dominant group."

This idea is about transphobia, it is about ableism, about anti-imigrant rhetoric and white supremacy, about queerphobia, it's about all of it. It is horror from the perspective of minority groups. It is the twisting of a trope built upon reactionary fears and narratives in order to critique them, it is a direct allegory for all those experiences you are describing.

Overall, it's just interesting to see who gets it and who doesn't.