is this the Krusty Krab?

what even the fuck

[goon]

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

really loving how ominous this is

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

[mrrrl]

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

[thelunarillusion]

Google Chrome, my pathetic lackey, cringing in the doorway: are you sure you want to restore 27 tabs?

Me, leaping up from my gem-encrusted throne: you DARE to question me?!

[bonerfart]

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

space

[patchodraws]

[arinsuzy]

game grumps quotes + famous paintings

[tara-l-blackmore]

Art.

[satanika-mur]

[blahhaus]

Summoned

[shurbalwasherefirst]

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[usefulnewt]

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

[hentired]

Bada bing

[aorticarchnemesis]

Babadook

[rosedosed]

[allthingslinguistic]

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[brainstatic]

[genkiology]

my life isnt going according to keikaku

[chagrijn]

(Translator’s note: keikaku means plan)

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[connercant]

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

[prozd]

“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”

c-c-cute

[elaxisfae]

A blessed post.

[thewickedavatar]

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

[thewickedavatar]

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

[sitcomlesbian]

yo the "she" in lorde's new song is herself. it's supposed to be about loving yourself more than those who claim to love you.

this is what i told my mom when she found my poetry journal in seventh grade

[gentlesharks]

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah