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🔪Hey, I'm Beaux. I'm 31, bi, non-binary, he/her

🔪I like horror movies, cats, taxidermy/oddities, and industrial metal music.

🔪My text posts are tagged beaux.txt and my pictures are beaux.jpeg

🔪I have an aesthetic blog @cadaver13dog

🔪And a gore blog @bustedandblu

💀No terfs, no pedos, no racists, no homophobes. NO BIGOTS, NO EXCEPTIONS💀

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

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blessyouhawkeye

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

akeyhiko-deactivated20140715

ryanphantom

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

vendetta06

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

torchedclancy

being an adult in a fandom is so weird because by day i’m a person and by night i’m in a cult

wannabemumma

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

fulda-gap-express

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

fulda-gap-express

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

luidilovins

grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

prof-grace-aspen

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

tetheredlamb

romehbo

starrynet

that’s his little guy!!

littleguysdaily

I wish I had what they have...

fishing-princess

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

leftcosine

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

innerchildabortionclinic

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

bugshroom

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

mortalityplays

social media needs a button distinct from block or mute that is just a sims -- you can hit when someone adds something unnecessary, nebbish or just kind of annoying to your post that doesn't quite rise to the point of being antagonistic. only they can see it. the "I didn't appreciate that" button.

quendergeer

3 stooges button, just labelled "watch it, chowderhead"

alcrego

morgane-de-toi-70-deactivated20

3 lines + one dot

mikkeneko

Every time I see this post I think about that study that was done on how cats recognize visual imagery. They weren't sure if they track by color? shape? outline? movement? So they did an experiment where they showed cats clips of birds or rodents, visually altered in various ways -- light-inverted? color swapped? upside down? stills? mocap? slowed down, sped up, stretched or warped? And they found that cats could continue to recognize videos of animals even when they were just a skeletal ball-and-socket model, so long as they still moved like the animal.

Cats can recognize animals by only their structure and their motion. I wonder if a cat would be able to see a cat in this, too?