Something Sideways

All pronouns are good pronouns.  Extremely bi and very pleased about it. Gender is witchcraft.  This is a personal blog where I post mostly things that make me happy because sometimes I have trouble with that. If you know me irl ask before you follow.

[h-l-w]

[largishcat]

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

[largishcat]

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!!

[5centappointment]

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

[criminalizegolf]

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

[dur-a-queer]

winter comes to naples

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as “century old public domain novel being read very slowly” and “half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist.”

[pancakeke]

making a tree topper

[winter-rabbit-2]

Please take pictures

[pancakeke]

photo!

[noseforahtwo]

"some concepts, some ideas are deeply insufficient for trying to contend with our world. all that matters is my attempt to repair the harm done"

[bogleech]

It is true that John Carpenter’s The Thing really is the one kind of monster that was the most worthy to just be “The Thing.” It did really earn that. I’m on the fence about whether Stephen King’s IT was truly worthy of claiming “IT” or not.

[aviculor]

[memewhore]

[ladyofthehouse]

godDAMNit that's the stuff.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

fucked up and stayed up all night reading comics online 

anyone else getting regrettable-hookup-in-our-twenties vibes from ghostmaker and brucie? 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

like bro this is a wildly homoerotic sword fight yall are having WHAT is this expression on your face my guy??? mom pick me up i’m scared

(sorry about the batman posting i need a nap)

[physicalvocalist]

I assure you that’s exactly the vibe they have, like god damn ghostmaker you are so horny for Bruce.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

to be entirely fair batsy more or less asks minhkhoa to move into his brownstone with him for a “teamup” the absolute second it feels like their 20-year-old angst spat begins to relent a little so i think its a mutual weirdness about each other

like bro cmon now. AT LEAST PUT A SHIRT ON FOR THIS 

BRO WEREN’T YALL JUST AT EACH OTHERS’ THROATS FOR A 2 DECADE LONG PHILOSOPHICAL/MURDEROUS DISPUTE BRUCE THIS CANNOT BE INDICATIVE OF HOW YOUR HOOKUPS USUALLY GO-(has 2 second flashback of how bruce’s hookups usually go)

….

right nevermind

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i made the mistake of going down the tag an spoilering myself a touch, what the hell-ass is this panel my guy

glad to know my initial vibe check was on the fuckn money 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#bruce maybe get better taste in men 

I don’t think this man has ever made a good choice in his entire gotdamn life in regards to the various antiheros he mopes about

[joshsundquist]

Some thoughts about excuses and also disability porn

[nosnexus]

“We’re a house. We’re a home.”

Welcome Andhera, knight of the Court of Craft.

[floralprintsharks]

[ID: a digital drawing of Binx and Andhera from A Court of Fey and Flowers. They’re both drawn from the side with Andhera kneeling on the left side and Binx standing on the right side, knighting Andhera with a long cardboard tube. Andhera is smiling up at her with one hand on their heart and Binx has her free  hand on her hip. They are smiling as well. Binx is wearing a pair of purple pajama pants and a grey shirt with an upside down smiley face on it. Andhera is dressed in black and gold robes and golden pants. Behind them, milky light shines through a ceiling high window . Behind Andhera a black apple surrounded by golden light is drawn. Behind Binx the crystal heart glows encircled by a giant magnifying glass. Between them a bat-winged scimitar and a tailor’s pair of scissors are crossed with each other. End ID]

[campyvillain]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

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