[babytapirgifs]

Tapir Calf Enjoys Some Playtime

[lunah-goodbye]

[clowngirlpony]

aaaaaa she's eating a burger lol

[theeretblr]

What I woke up to this morning

[theradioghost]

my favorite genre of photo is “excited scientist lying down next to a very big fossil/animal/object/etc they have found to show off how big it is”

[theradioghost]

for as long as humans have taken photos, some of those humans have wanted to be photographed next to the really big cool thing they found

frequently those cool things have been sauropod femurs as it turns out

[ID: a collage of four images. moving clockwise from topmost left they are: a black-and-white image from 1900 of paleontologist Harold Menke in Colorado lying next to the femur of a Brachiosaurus, which is longer than he is tall; a 2014 photo of paleontologist Jose Ignacio Canudo in Argentina lying in a similar pose next to the femur of the titanosaur Patagotitan, which is also longer than he is tall; a 2021 photo of biologist Jennifer Johnson lying in the bottom of a boat next to a seven-foot-long lake sturgeon tagged in the Detroit River; a 2018 photo of a paleontologist in the Gobi Desert lying next to a pair of enormous three-toed dinosaur footprints.]

[knitordeath]

if I had a nickel for every time I have read a field report along the lines of “we couldn’t find the measuring tape, but the wall segment was 3 and 3/4th Jeremys long” with a quick math scribble for the approximate length and an annotation added in later of the actual measurement, I would have about a dollar ten. A person is a valid unit of measurement when all else fails.

[average-acorn]

[theradioghost]

OH SO THIS IS WHY PEOPLE KEEP TAGGING MY POST ‘CARLOS FOR SCALE’

[scarred-but-still-smiling]

@archaeologistproblems

[archaeologistproblems]

Can confirm, “scientist for scale” is something that I use in probably 80% of my reports. Photos tend to flatten/distort/de-contextualize archaeological sites. At least one “human for scale” shot is both important, and fun.

[heroinych]

[mudwerks]

no fucking way

[heckin-music-dork]

Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?

Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE

[mckitterick]

…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:

[yeahiwasintheshit]

cant argue with that

[internet-sentences]

[rcktpwr]

this is fucking me up because it almost feels true

[algorithm-approved-deactivated2]

dog shit just aint the same no more 😔

[justduckit]

When you realize it’s fucking cold out ~~~~

[stargazerofgoldenwords]

All those ducks were like ‘Nah man fuck the outdoors.’

[moniquill]

Collective Noep.

[mxbuster]

I love them.

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[feltguy]

OH MY GOD?????????

[dragontatoes]

HOW MANY FUCKING TABS DO YOU HAVE OPEN??????

[marvelgifs]

[untexting]

[vaginomics]

[dancingtilldawn-blog]

[grahamphicdesign-deactivated201]

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

[noemail-deactivated20180112]

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

[alucardhellsing]

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.

[peacefullyy]

this post is perfect

[yugirimistwalker]

Mickey is short for Micholas

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

They were using deordant. Funky ass nigga 😂😂😂

[cripplingdepresssion]