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You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

geeoharee

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

thetablestspoon

This cheese is being stabbed safely

dogsandphilosophers

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

dawnthekitty

Most people start with screaming and crying. 👍

tatzelwurming

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

unsubconscious

A woman admires the enormous size of a Sequoia tree, California 1950s.

eurydices-ghost

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

fairycosmos

IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

jack-of-blades

Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age 2 are unlikely to get a trilogy remaster, according to former BioWare executive producer Mark Darrah, because no one is left who understands the game engine they were built on.

"There's basically no one outside of BioWare anymore that understands the Aurora engine. So unlike Mass Effect, which is Unreal... there are basically no companies that could help you."

That doesn't mean that a Dragon Age trilogy remaster is impossible to make, but Darrah doesn't think that EA in its current state will want to form a "brand-new team" to tackle a project like this.

"EA doesn't like having employees so, if you're going to do that, you're going to do that within the umbrella of BioWare, which means those people are not working on something else."

stephexmachina

genuinely insane to me that bikinis are the Default swimwear marketed & sold to women. that's nylon underwear. & if you don't want to wear one people treat you like you're childish & insecure & suggest ways to "get over it"

senatortedcruz

This is killing me like yeah. Feminism is what did it.

blackswallowtailbutterfly

it is doing it is job

lamignonette

bamsara

im too ace for the top/bottom debate but i think some of the jokes are funny

someoneudontknow5

locking your brother away in the eternal torment nexus but getting worried he'll get lonely is some kind of sibling dynamic for sure one of the most of all time maybe even