[cosmicretreat]

[gastrophobia]

Friendly reminder!

[egberts]

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

[egberts]

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

[lakewinnipeg]

his wife has stocked his ponds with fish;

[oniongarlic]

To keep it real i fuck him on the shore

[brakish-tea]

Google when I look for advice for my autism: "How to deal with Your CHILD WITH AUTISM."

Google when I look at advice for cane user stuff: "Canes for old people. What to do when you're 80 and your joints hit the shitter.

I am screaming and hitting the wall just give me advice I can actually use.

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[cats-and-confusion]

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]

[aropride]

i hope the 11 year old transmascs of the world arent on social media i hope theyre playing outside in the dirt

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

disney when they spend exactly $2 promoting their new movie and release it during a busy weekend and then it flops

[ghostlybluemuffins]

@artist-heart83 There is actually a reason for this. A very disgusting and greedy capitalist reason but a reason nonetheless.

Basically, they are banking on it not doing well in theaters, but doing well on streaming services in October, over three months after the release date.

Most of the writers/actors/workers/etc paycheck depends on how well they do in theaters and the three months after the release.

Since it’ll fall in theaters and won’t pick up in streaming until after everyone has gotten (the majority of) their paycheck, they won’t have to pay their workers as much as their work is worth.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

cool cool cool im making a molotov cocktail

[aflo]

wakes up on time, showers, gets dressed, eats breakfast, and drinks coffee, then calmly lays back down in bed and goes back to sleep

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[ttrpgcafe]

I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.

[prokopetz]

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[heyallnorahere]

giving my girlfriend sloppy penis optimization

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[libraford]

"Biden has ZERO impeachment attempts on him for all the shit hes done, but if Trump so much as breathes in the wrong direction they try to put him in jail. Unfair."

He tried... I cannot stress this enough- he tried to overthrow the government. Like we watched it happen. Seriously it was not that long ago. Literally it was treason.

[egberts]

apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i'm mad and there is no way i'm turning that stupid setting back on

[egberts]

this is it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pigonaphone]

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Voting ended onAug 4, 2023

[nylarac]

[greelin]

[greelin]

i fucking hate it here