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catcrumb

catsbeaversandducks

HE CAMPIN’

Via Cats

oneheadtoanother

tiktokstowatch

rosyish

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

wolffyluna

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

e-v-roslyn

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

salty-rice

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

memewhore

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

well i don't mean to stereotype but... i don't think lions are exactly. known for their singing?

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

AASHFJFJFJFKCJVNCNGBFBVF DJNDMSKSDJEB@&#^$, FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW

defectivegembrain

I was here assuming it just meant the kid was roaring and thought good for them

netheritenugget

Kinda hate what the internet has done to words like and "gaslight" and "manipulation" because now they don't have the kind of impact on serious conversations that they should have. They're not to be used lightly or for hyperbole, they're important words for discussing psychology and abuse. They're supposed to be heavy because these topics are heavy.

I do like what the internet has done to the word "girlboss" though, it's really fucking funny.

catshapes

fuck it. names are too complicated. I’ll respond to anything. If you yell “hey shithead” in my general direction I’ll turn around 8 times out of 10

catshapes

the 2 times i dont respond is because i was thinking about that one time I saw a moth the size of a dinner plate and I didn’t hear you

galactic-polywag

I’m sorry to dig into your traumas but please,,, tell me more about the moth

catshapes

okay picture this: im about seven and my family are on holiday & we’re at a restuarant, sitting near a window. im eating my dinner when I hear this massive THUD noise and see something bounce off the window. whatever, right? probably a bird or a fruit bat - this is australia after all, ive seen thousands of winged creatures throw themselves at glass.

so I go out to investigate, and twitching on the sidewalk is a moth. Its wingspan is bigger than my face. This moth is so big that it could legally be registered as a helicopter or maybe a boeing 747. this is a big moth.

naturally, seven-year-old me takes one look at this small dragon and decides that it probably crashed into my window because it personally wants to kill me.

and then it turns to look at me.

now. I am not a brave person. but it occurs to me that if break eye contact with this moth, then it’ll probably be the last thing I see. So I stand perfectly still and glare down this moth. eventually a waitress comes out and says “Oh! that’s a Hercules Moth. She’s not gonna hurt you, she just gets overenthusiastic about the lights.”

and then she scoops the moth up and tosses the moth into the garden patch and she flies away, totally unharmed.

Looking back on it, i was wrong to assume the worst of that moth. She was just a big ‘ol idiot who loves lights. so am i. im sorry for making assumptions, moth lady.

thickness-protection-program

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

audhdspacewizard

hyrude

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

brandneweyescd

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

brandneweyescd

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

clubtie

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about.

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

seveneyesoup

i see a lot of people saying this or that could kill a medieval peasant or a victorian child, and i feel we need to make an important distinction: medieval peasants watched executions for fun, and had absolutely no spices for their food. victorian children were very sheltered, and had cocaine and opium in every single medicine. a sour skittle could kill a medieval peasant. kin discourse could kill a victorian child.

plumslices

Its really crazy to me that we’ve gotten to the point where being photographed in public without consent is like acceptable

yvesdot

This is what I've started thinking every time I see a TikTok of a random stranger. We've seen what happens to people who go viral from their own posts-- why expose a stranger to that possibility just for existing? What if whoever's in there didn't want people to laugh at them? What if they don't want to be a meme? What if they just want to exist in real life, and not in someone else's framing on the Internet? Other people are not for public consumption.