“A person's a person, no matter how small."

Amber 22 "Driver picks the music, shot gun shuts his cake hole" ✌👌👍

[jellycatstuffies]

Snow Dragon (Little)

Ko-fi / Instagram

[marvelsmostwanted]

Me waking up in the morning: Mm bed soft and comfy

Me refusing to go to bed at a reasonable hour at night: Mm screen bright and funny

[achievementhaunterss]

not be like “ugh the Youths” but i think kids nowadays have gotten Too Comfortable on the internet.

like i see these tweets on twitter like “hey im 14 and i just got kicked out pls rt so i can find somewhere to stay im in x state/city” and like HOLY SHIT i cannot emphasize enough how incredibly dangerous this is. you’re broadcasting to EVERYONE that you are young, vulnerable, and desperate AND information on how to find you!!!! like i know you meant for that to be just for your friends on twitter but that’s a public tweet!!! ANYONE could see it!!! like I saw it and i have no idea who you are you are not in my circle and yet!!! so like WHO ELSE has seen it!!!

[sugarcoatednightshade]

This girl on among us have me her number and turns out she’s 13. It was like 3am and she proceeded to tell me the name of her town, what school she went to, both of her parents jobs, how she did in class, what her home life is like, the first names of all of her friends, ect. All of this mostly unprompted. The smartest thing she did was ask to FaceTime me to make sure I ‘wasn’t a 40yo catfish’ and she talked about the other kids that she had met on among us this way.

To any kids out there: I know that quarantine is stressful and we’re all depressed and lonely bu please please please don’t give out your information to strangers on the internet, and if you do there are dozens of safer options than just giving everything to everyone and just hoping for the best

My little sister is 14 and she gave out her information to the wrong person who shared it somewhere and she can now count on two hands the number of teens and young adults who have asked for nudes and favors and personal information. It’s really worsening her anxiety and anorexia so please I’m begging you don’t give out any of your information unless you explicitly trust the person you’re giving it to.

[theshittyfoodblog]

Sometimes I’m proud to be Australian…is this what your founding fathers wanted? Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[anarchapella]

Just reblogging this to watch my southern mutuals suffer

[soup-eater]

[brat-in-a-teacup]

Lmao

[lancetuckershairgel]

Nooooooooo

[tiredandasalted-deactivated2021]

[flightofthefantasies]

My poor southern heart is crying and I’m cringing. The internet is a good place to learn about different dishes around the world.

[mic-sunderland]

Noooooo

[octaviangrey]

So when I first heard about biscuits and gravy, I thought a lot like OP! As an Australian, that’s all I knew on the matter.

But I learnt differently. In the states, biscuits means a type of scone. As in switch the gravy for jam and it’s the same thing. Tastes good though.

[sherrybaby14]

The gravy isn’t jam. It’s sauage bits in…I don’t know how to describe it? Maybe lard. It’s just called breakfast gravy.

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[meme-theft]

Wut

[babbitsaleratus]

I’m TRYING to love myself but SOMEBODY *glares in the mirror* is having a TANTRUM

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[keepthekettleon]

reblogging

[ptxual-deactivated20221118]

Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

[bebx]

Thor is a fucking Disney princess!!! (Credit to hero.diary on instagram)

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[hellv1ra]

God I love Alton Brown

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[milkshake-fun-deactivated202007]

Sam Winchester // Dean Winchester

[harrypottergays]

Okay, so a fic where Harry finds out that his animagus is a tiny little black kitten, and he’s all like, ‘shit son, this is my chance to stay out after curfew’ but then he’s out one night, and McGonagall finds him and immediately knows it’s him, and just picks him up by the scruff of his neck to deliver his naughty ass back to G Tower while Harry meows at her in indignation.

[parseltonquinq]

okay but this is so adorable

[back-to-bakerstreet]

I can only see this

[parseltonquinq]

brb sCREAMING

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR, POTTER”

[girlwarlock]

McG isn’t a cat when she sees him but still immediately recognizes him: “Mr Potter!”

Harry bolts, just HAULS ASS down a side passageway, McG turning into a cat behind him to follow. They both know the school pretty well, but Harry’s got short little legs and eventually McG catches up. Some students that night get the unusual privilege of watching a tabby cat yowling up a storm while carrying this little pitch-black kitten around the school.

[arandomthot]

[julydaydream]

@papi-chulo-bucky I finally understand your old bio now

[papi-chulo-bucky]

😂😂😂😂