Demons Make Me Squeak.

**FIC REQUESTS ARE OPEN!** Lixie, queer, short, angry.

[tedllasso]

🤤😍❤️🔥

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[cherylblossom]

#just 2020 and quarantine things

[crzcorgi]

Love! 😍❤️🖕🏻

[spock-soup]

[cactusspatz]

I bet you anything there’s at least one other person who’s like:

[germsauce]

Not to kill your fun or anything my dude but I noticed you reblogged a picture of some place in Russia for the aesthetic and I just.... Do you even know what goes on in Russia? I try to stay away from reblogging anything about it and you should too....

im russian

[mostlygibberish]

[shaaknaa]

We’ve been cancelling Russia since the 50’s

[pyrrhiccomedy]

this bear? cancelled

this mountain? fucking cancelled

FUCK this lake

some people born hundreds of years after this thing was built suck shit so this building is now cancelled

MOSCOW? do you know who LIVES in Moscow?? like a lot of people actually, but also some bad people so NO PICTURES OF MOSCOW

COOL BUT CANCELLED. What happens in that building?? CORRUPTION probably, I don’t know, I didn’t look up what it was, but I know it’s in RUSSIA and we all know what HAPPENS IN RUSSIA

this SERENE yet ALIEN LANDSCAPE has been declared PROBLEMATIC

oh, do you like this?? do you find it…. ….””aesthetic””??? apparently you don’t know that Faberge eggs were popularized by Tsar Alexander III, who REVERSED MANY OF THE LIBERAL REFORMS OF HIS FATHER and can eat shit in general. that’s right Russia, I’m pulling receipts from 1885.

CANCELLED

[grumpyfaceurn]

#people paid real world money for this website#so beautiful#single tear

[introvertedlurkings]

[deafxjam]

Greatest one of these I have ever seen

[zohbugg]

FUCK

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[roselupus-deactivated20200702]

CORRECT

[frigbob]

Just having a littol wosh

[lavender-salad]

Duck in the dark, tubby wubby scrubby dubby

[princie33]

That is a goose

[frigbob]

I will fucking kill you

[functioning-minne-holic]

It gets funnier when you read the urls

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[omnybus]

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

spendin my isolation on miscellaneous things 

[impala-dreamer]

Lemon Drop

SPN FanFic

~When Y/N needs a little extra help unwinding, Sam pulls out all the stops, giving her a full day of… relaxation…~

Sam x Reader, Dean

6,672 Words (worth it)

Warnings: NSFW. This is entirely SMUT. PWP. Erotic Hypnosis. Masturbation. Voyeurism. Exhibitionism. Sexual Objectification. Dirty Talk. Dom!Sam for a bit. Intercourse. Sexual Everything. This fic is entirely consensual and everything was agreed upon beforehand, and is explained in detail further on within the fic itself. Sam and Y/N are in a committed, long term, loving relationship.

A/N: This is for my free square for @spnkinkbingo 2019, and I am going with Hypno Kink, since it is something that I love, and I figured it was about time I got it out there. Hope you enjoy.

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Sam could see how much Y/N was struggling lately. How she stayed up too late every night, her mind reeling with unsolicited panic; how she never sat down for too long, desperate to keep her hands busy. She was stressed way beyond the normal, everyday stuff, and she was starting to slip.

She needed a break.

A little vacation.

And Sam had something perfect in mind.

They had played around with it a few times, but never had enough time to try anything major. There was always a case to rush off to or another monster knocking on their front door. What Sam had planned needed time and care. He needed a full day, and probably an entire night after.

He also needed Y/N to sit still for longer than five seconds at a clip.

Wednesday was shaping up to be a promising vacation day. The papers were clear, Cas was off looking for Kelly Klein, and Dean was planning on spending the day locked in his room with a case of beer and Netflix.

It was perfect.

Keep reading

[impala-dreamer]

feelin some kinda way this evening…

[goandsavemyunicorn]

[marvelgifs]

I’m not gonna fight you.

You’re my friend.

[podcastwizard]

people breaking social distancing laws rn be like

[jaubaius]

I love you too.

“Scrappy baby.” “screppy.” “Scrappy Baby.” “screppy beeb.” “Scrappy BABY.” “screppy BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY”

Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fx4d0a/scrappy_b_a_b_y/

[crypticavengers]

“He always said to me, ‘Bucky’s one of the good guys, you have to remember that,’ and I always smiled when I heard that. I still think about that.” - Sebastian Stan on Stan Lee.

[buvky]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014)

[supermodelcats]

my cat Mona