actually hesthekingofsomewhere

dark tumblr let me switch primary blogs

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[durzarya]

Random Good omens thought. Any of you guys noticed that Pepper and Adam swapped bikes?

Like this is from the first episode

This is Pepper talking about how she wanted some fun bike, but got a girl’s one instead.

And this is when the Them go to the airbase

Dog is sitting in the basket, and Pepper has a cool bike.

So my headcanon? They swapped.

[thanksveryga]

[violent-futures]

me on May 31st vs me on June 1st

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

[julian2006]

jake gyllenhaal doesnt know how to hold dogs and i am so happy

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

[antimanifesto1973]

why are there no books about lesbian sex magick

[rednines]

It’s an oral tradition

[dollsonmain]

[clio-muse-of-history]

October 6

In 1723, a seventeen-year-old Benjamin Franklin first arrived in Philadelphia.

Possibly relatedly, there was a huge spike in births in early July of the following year.

And that’s why he was also known as Ye Olde Dirtie Bastard.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bury your gays

then dig them back up

gay skeletons!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

may the harvest be bountiful 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[cosmoscenti]

ground control to major jaa’m

ground control to major jaa’m

eat your applesauce and put your backpack on

[hannahkishi]

Tag 5 people and say something nice about them! Then send this to them to pass the love!

Oh wow thanks!

@frenchiefri- I don’t really talk to her much but she writes some amazing stuff!

@thwiparkers- Also real sweet and her stuff is awesome!

@mintmintdoodles- I don’t really talk to her but her drawing are out of this world!

@crystallizedtwilight- I also don’t really talk to her, but her drawing are so cute!

@tampster-She my new tumbler friend! I love her so damn much! Her love for Newises (especially Buttons) is probably what brought us together!

I love you @caterpillar-anon! 

[tampster-deactivated20180808]

Thanks @hannahkishi it was also that Hufflepuff pride lol

@king-of-newyork I love her imagines and her page so much! And she’s super nice!

@king-of-brookklyn we don’t talk but I love your page as well and it’s because of you I try to post 92 Newsies stuff!

@2-for-a-penny we also don’t talk but I always love seeing your post! And can’t wait to see what you’re working on

@be-more-chill-evan-hansen I love your work and super excited to be collaborating with you on some stuff!

[king-of-newyork]

Thank you!

@jordmac - your imagines are amazing and you’re so pretty!

@forever1show - your writing always makes me smile!

@avocado-anon - your entire blog is so amazing I love it so much

@blytheandherbrain - you’re one of the sweetest people that follows me and we don’t talk much but you seem really nice!

@itsbathtimeatthezoo - I love your imagines more than words could ever express aaaaaah!

[pumpkactus-102]

Danke!!

@gaypowersunite - I love your ENTHUSIASM!

@lilcutedagger - I love how you sent me a post about Otters to cheer me up.

@the-1992-newsies-is-better - YOU ARE SPECTACULAR!! 🌟🌟

And I don’t want to double tag king-of-newyork so I hope you read this - Your writing always makes me smile and I love how you are always positive! ❤

[gaypowersunite]

@forever1show THANK YOU ILY

@capncrutch - super chill and fun to joke with

@robot-anon - youre always so out there and ready to interact with your followers and i love that

@forever1show - I love your support you give and youre super nice and i love always joking and such with you, your writing is improving so much yoire doing so good

@be-more-chill-evan-hansen -youre super nice and a good role model tbh i love your blog

[therealcaptaincrunch]

@gaypowersunite thank you so much ♥️

@hesthekingofsomewhere you let me rant to you about my problems and convincing me they aren’t petty. You’re really good at keeping me calm and telling me things will be okay. Even though you scared the crap out of me, it’s always fun to talk to you.

@newsboyshavetakenover you are one of the nicest people I know. You always know exactly what to say to get me to smile. You’ve complimented me more times than I can count on my hands. Whenever I see you in my inbox, my day gets 100x better.

@sunshine-musicals-yea you are incredibly sweet. You are a definitely a cinnamon roll. You are the closest thing to Crutchie that I’ve ever seen. You are so warm, and your blog gives off such a welcoming vibe.

@c0ronas you really help me when I’m feeling down. You’re really good at reassuring me and giving me an extra boost of confidence. Also you add extra unnecessary points for letters which automatically makes you a winner in my book.

@concretedonutssprinkledwthmold I’m so glad I messaged you. You are absolutely hilarious. It’s such a joy talking to you. Talking to you brings a little more positivity into my life.

Screw the rules

@mildlycontroversial you are an absolute blessing. You know how to give a good compliment. You are sweeter than a peach. You trusted me with your secret, and I am forever grateful for that (also I’m just realizing I hate the way grateful is spelled).

[themightierweapon]

Oboy, i do not deserve this tagging, also, have no idea who to tag bc @capncrutch is p much the only person i’ve talked to on this hellsite.

@got-the-east-side you’re p cool, we had a great convo, shared dogs 10/10, also ur post are p funny, i like seeing you on my feed!

@shes-a-plum sooo funny, what an icon tbh. probably one of my fav accounts, even tho i never talk to you lol.

that’s all im going to do bc idk what im doing and cant think of any more accounts bc i love all of you! every one! bless the soul of every person who makes newsies content!

[eggmacguffin]

Setting a few things straight:

1. magneto was right (accepted all mutants to his cause instead of just the pretty ones, taught them to love and respect themselves, actively fought against anti-mutant rhetoric in order to prevent another holocaust)

2. magneto was kind of stupid (regularly played chess with a telepath)

[themightierweapon]

OK so

I made an account for my musical stuff bc I felt the need to? It’s mostly newsies, dont judge me. It’s probably more active and regular than this one but I dont have the heart to delete this blog and make @hesthekingofsomewhere my primary so. (yes that’s the blog im talking about)

[aquaman-s-deactivated20180812]

steve: hey i need help

sam, logically: is it a good idea to let a man ive known a day into my house?

sam, gayly: a man like that? yeah

[browntwinks]

infinity war

the avengers: okay we gotta figure out how to defeat thanos

peter: well you SEE we’ll use the bittenbinder method. everyone grab alka seltzer tabs and place them in your mouths to make it look like you have rabies. now we’ve thrown him off his rhythm,

[mamalazzer]

Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

[poorguysheadisdoingwhatnow]

Crutchie puts nesquik powder in his chocolate milk

Specs puts hersheys syrup in his chocolate milk

Race drinks said hersheys syrup straight out of the bottle until someone takes it away from him

[themightierweapon]

ok but who’s the one putting nesquik powder in orange juice?