the mightiest of acorns

aster(oid) he/they dykefag, early 20s

[whomst-call-ghonsbubsters]

[afcroyjamie]

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[wizardarchetypes]

it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[zinesbycee]

i need an unethical doctor who will use secret techniques to crunch my back so good it cures my genetic conditions and also prescribes me a million dollars and some melatonin. thank you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s called One Night Only, it’s a real movie, and yes it’s very heterosexual looking.

That’s like, idk. A premise for a fanfiction porn intro written by a fifteen year old.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know it’s especially odd because historically there have actually been legal bans on premarital sex in many places. Fornication laws and whatnot. Like this is being used as the premise for some kinda goofy little romcom but it’s also just like? Real life? But with a one day exception for some reason?

People are gonna have sex anyways. I feel like I’m losing my mind.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s a really weird amount of stories where at least part of the premise is “Woah. What if… sex was banned?”

Yeah no shit sherlock it already is/was.

[fryday]

dan and phil thesis statement

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[magnetictapedatastorage]

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[substitutecreature]

Spongebob

[anglaised]

Ariana Grande is wealthier than you in terms of looks and wealth 🤭

im having a delicious piece of cake now

[arianator-99]

The OP:

Ariana Grande-Butera:

I think we can see who is better 🤭 I think OP knows too, which is why they responded with cake instead of a ✨face card✨

[anglaised]

???????????????? u r insane

[arianator-99]

Am i? How about we let the audience decide then, troll.

Who has a better ✨face card✨

Ariana Grande-Butera

“Anglaised”

Remaining time: 10 hours 54 minutes

[anglaised]

i really dont think this is gonna go the way u think it is 😭

[creatingblackcharacters]

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

[creatingblackcharacters]

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making them afraid will make them more racist" that's wild to me, because we live in a whole culture of social consequences for antiracism anyway. It is literally safer to be a racist than it is to speak up against it, socially.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

[biomaterial]

new kind of guy dropped

[3liza]

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him

[kii-tty]