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Twitter: @isaariart

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[novanocturnalis]

Any widofjord fic recs?

Alright... *cracks my knuckles*

The Tempest Series by Eclaire-de-Lune

If youre up for a long ride, this is for you. It took me about half a year to finish this but i guarantee its WORTH IT

what choice of words will take me back to you? by AgentBuzzkill

Pinining Caleb my beloved :)

mapping the crossroads by vannral

Oh man... Oh MAN. Prepare some tissues just in case bc i cry everytime i read this

Simple and Clean by Interrobang

Quote: "Two bros, chilling in a magical hot tub, five feet apart because they're not gay. (Spoiler: they're at the very least bisexual.)" Sums it up.

Negative Space by erebones and losebetter

Dildo Shenanigans makes them silly

by any other name by erebones

Good ol' coffee shop AU and its hot yall

Hold Person by leomundstinyhut

Very good hurt/comfort, one (1) bed, and two (2) guys fighting romantic and sexual tension

Disguise Self by leomundstinyhut

More romantic tension, Caleb teaching Fjord magic. Everyone let's hug Fjord ; ;

Mostly Verbs by the_deep_magic

Caleb is attractive when he's condescending authoritative figure :)

Here's some, but there's still many i enjoy that didn't make into this list :(

[sboochi]

Part 1

"Strictly necessary" meaning "unless you're literally going to die if you dont" obviously :)

[sboochi]

Part 2

Some kind of version where the Paris hospital scene happens after Beatrice is found: Sherlock is not feeling normal about the idea of James biting other people :/

[creepygnocchi]

if Mumford & Sons existed in Aramán I think 17-year-old Azune would have listened to Little Lion Man on repeat every night in his tent and cried. And I think Teor would eventually go up to him and say "you are not little lion man" and it would just make Azune cry harder because now he thinks he accidentally offended Teor. And Teor would panic and say "no no I meant you are not metaphorical little lion man, I didn't think you thought you were an actual lion man." Which, of course, would just make Azune even more upset because he feels guilty that he thought Teor would not understand the metaphor. And eventually he'd just be lying on the ground ugly sobbing while Teor is patting his back and saying "I wish to kill Mumford and all of his Sons"

[creepygnocchi]

not that anyone asked for further analysis but I think Kattigan would introduce Azune to Bruce Springsteen but instantly regret it because Azune would just listen to Nebraska on loop. he tells Teor "If I have to listen to Atlantic City one more time we'll find out whether everything that dies someday comes back." And Teor says "is still better than listening to the eh eh oh Bastille song every day, no?"

Thjazi keeps trying to get him into Green Day but Azune will only listen to Wake Me Up When September Ends and Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[writingdose]

this used to be a common knowledge

via AO3Tikli 2022

[fork-in-the-kitchen]

[the-lady-stardust28]

This had been sitting in my drafts for a while. Time to post even if it's kinda stupid.

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

im tragically thinking about them again. how am i meant to be sane over them.

[csikcsek]

been working on a lot of comms recently so I drew this for me (and you who see this) I've been on the rewatch grind of campaign 2

[the-caleb-widogast]

reality tv shows i think the mighty nein would win

beau - survivor. she can live through anything: poison, hunger, dehydration, etc. i think the challenge for beau would be to not kill the other contestants for being annoying to be honest.

jester - love is blind. she's gonna charm the pants off of everyone, win the season, drop the ball and use the money for her and fjord's second honeymoon

caduceus - masterchef. moves the slowest out of everyone yet still manages to finish on time. refuses to cook any meat or fish and uses substitutes but still doesn't get eliminated because his food tastes so good.

fjord - big brother. he can do well in the social aspect of the game while also being physical enough to win the challenges. he'd never get to be head of household though. will kill a man to win a phone call with jester.

yasha - great british bake off. she might try to add some bugs but with her charm and skills, the judges don't mind at all. bakes her winning creation for beau when her wife returns home

caleb - who wants to be a millionaire. the only game where the only thing you need is smarts. uses his one phone to call to essek to talk about tonight's dinner plans then wins the million.

molly - drag race. would do a killer impression of the ruby of the sea for snatch game. sewing skills unmatched. delivers it all during the rusical. queen.

veth - taskmaster. the quickest with the tasks and finds every loophole there is. somehow every item she brings is something that embarrasses fjord.

essek - the traitors. easily fools the rest of the residents. but secretly throwing up in anxiety every other day. makes it to the final three then forfeits himself out of guilt. fan favorite.

[mitrakats]

you are somebody’s baby, some mother held you near

[sylanuy]

Thats a crazy way to meet your future boyfriend

[the-lady-stardust28]

Saw this on tik tok today and had to show you all. A good summary...

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

"children need more safe space online" children have always had more than enough safe space online. what you're seeing is children deliberately coming into online space that is meant specifically for adults. and I am not saying they are not welcome by the way, as long as adult space is what they CHOOSE to be in and as long as they keep themselves safe (however, it is not an adult's job or responsibility to look after a random kid or what content they consume on the internet).

but YOU. you see children deliberately choosing to consume adult contents and say "oh no we need more children's space, and in doing so, we must ban and censor adult contents FROM ADULTS' SPACE that children deliberately choose to be in.”

and you know what else I know? you don't actually care about children by demanding more children's space online, you are just hiding behind the "we are protecting children" claim while actively trying to control people what they can or can't create/consume in their own adult space. you are just trying to push for censorship, the fascist tool that you love so much.

[bluestrawberry7]

sorry it's 70% azune this is a representation of my inner soul

similar bullshittery

(cr4 memes part 7)

[bluestrawberry7]

cr4 memes part 1: soldiers