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ONE. are you mad at me. TWO. are you mad at me. THREE. are you mad at me. FOUR. are you mad at me.
ONE. I'm not mad at you. TWO. I'm not mad at you. THREE. I'm not mad at you. AAAAAAAAAAA
i love my bedroom it’s awesome here. it even has bed. and blanky.
Do you have a birthday that falls on or near a holiday?
I have a birthday that falls on a major holiday
I have a birthday that falls very near a major holiday
I have a birthday that falls on a minor holiday
I have a birthday that falls near a minor holiday
I have a birthday that sometimes falls on a floating holiday like Thanksgiving
My birthday isn't on or near any major or minor holiday
Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday
if you DON'T shave your legs, why not?
do not give a fuck genuinely
political/personal statement
not shaving is the gendered expectation for me
i like how they look better
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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
I am a member of this esteemed club.
i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum
go forth now with this butter secret
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Sorry I was dreaming of a world where trannies don't have to be inspired creatives or kinky sex bombs or skilled programmers or funny shit posters or successful women in STEM or perfectly passing or (often unwilling) voices for their whole community or perfect saints to get some God damn love and respect from people who aren't also trannies.
I hope one day we can all just be some chick.
William B. “Bill” Watterson II.
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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.
But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.
It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.
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When the rest of the world looks at the united states right now, we see a government who sends billions to support genocide but cannot help their own people starving on the streets.
We see a police force who won't go in to save children from school shootings, but deploy at a rapid rate to arrest peaceful protestors using their right to free speech to protest a genocide
America, you are a war mongering snake eating your own tail. You will protect and support war criminals in another country but let your own people starve and die
To the students bravely protesting now, we see your strength. We see what we saw when students protested the Vietnam War. We have faith you will prevail
Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary
November 13, 1914
today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely
i wish life was easier and kinder for trans women and for the trans women i know. thats all i want
being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you