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The Stonewall Inn
occasionally subtle

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The Lego Batman Movie Sentence Starters
“DC. The house that Batman built.” “Get yourself ready for some…reading.” “Batman is very wise.” “Yeah, I’ve got an extra ab.” “We are transporting 11 million sticks of dynamite, 17,000 pounds of C4, about 150 little cute little classic bomb-type bombs, and two best friends, and request permission to fly over the most crime-ridden city in the world!” “I’m a loser at home, and I’m a loser at work.” “You should be terrified.” “All the C-grade villains have broken into the energy plant!” “Dear gosh, you destroyed the ___! You have thought of everything!” “I just wrote a song about how I’m gonna kick all of your butts.” “Get it together, guys, you’re making me look bad in front of Batman!” “Save the city or catch your greatest enemy.” “You think you’re my greatest enemy?” “I like to fight around.” “I’m okay with you fighting other people.” “Remember, kids: If you wanna be like Batman, take care of your abs.” “Were you looking at the old family pictures again?” “I don’t talk about feelings.” “Your greatest fear is being a part of a family again.” “Tuxedo dress up party!” “How am I supposed to get ___’s respect when I’m working with these human farts?” “I’m just so jazzed to meet you!” “I hate everything you just said.” “You won’t get to fight any of this anymore.” “Riddle me this: …what just happened?” “There are no more vigilantes allowed.” “You need to take responsibility for your life.” “I literally have no idea what you’re talking about.” “Hello secret camera!” “You’ve been watching too many Lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay.” “Chance of failure is 110%.” “Sometimes to right a wrong, you have to wrong right.” “How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met.” “Life doesn’t give you seatbelts!” “I’m trying to give you a big old hug.” “What’s the vigilante position on cookies?” “It’s weirder if it’s not your son…” “Somebody get this man some pants.” “You can’t be a hero if you only care about yourself.” “I got thrown in this heckhole on purpose!” “I’m gonna go start looting.” “Ask your nerd friends.” “Who’s the greatest villain of them all now?!” “I’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff.” “Rename this the buttmobile.” “Do you ever get scared?” “This is not a family trip.” “It’s 100% lava.” “Why did you build this thing only one seat?” “Last I checked I only had one butt.” “For a loner, you sure like movies about relationships.” “Good news, our bathroom problem is solved.” “We are just one big happy f…raternity of people.” “I don’t need friends.” “I swear I’m a good guy.” “I was trying to protect them…” “Are they really the ones you’re protecting?” “Don’t do what I would do!” “You’ve gotta let me go down there and save them!” “I don’t even know why you bothered coming back.” “…I was afraid.” “I was afraid of feeling the pain you feel when you lose someone close to you.” “Saving this city is too big a job for one person.” “Who’s laying down those funky beats?” “Okay, ___. Bring the pain.” “As I predicted, we’re doomed!” “You had me at shut up.” “How are your abs, bro?” “Sometimes losing people is part of life, but that doesn’t mean you stop letting them in.” “This is my family. But it’s your family too.” “Do you have a knife? Because someone needs to cut the tension between us.”
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𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓭 — send 🌴 for our muses to be stranded on an island.
send me a 🚼 and a ship I’ll use a doll-maker to design what I think a child between our two muses would look like
(( Good doll-maker resources are at Doll Divine, Rinmaru Games and Azalea’s Dolls but feel free to use your favorite!))
PROMPTS FOR PRE ESTABLISHED CONNECTIONS AND CREATING HISTORY BETWEEN CHARACTERS * assorted dialogue for giving your characters a history and giving them past things or events to talk about, adjust as necessary
do you remember what i told you last time?
have you been doing well since i saw you?
that's not what you told me back then.
when was the last time i saw you?
you were shorter then.
i'm picking the restaurant this time.
we've known each other since we were children.
always knew i could count on you.
that time was different. this is worse.
you're not going to let me live that down, are you?
i seem to remember a conversation we had back then.
so you changed your mind about it?
do you remember our encounter in paris?
you should know me by now.
am i the only one that knows the truth?
we had a lot of help back then.
your mom told me to look out for you.
you just love bringing that back up to annoy me.
maybe don't mention my past indescretions?
this was never going to work out between us.
i told you not to get attached.
i know more about you than you think.
i was there, remember?
i'm not about to forget all the shit you put me through.
you told me you were going to try and make this work.
remember what i said to you?
the last time i saw you, things were good between us.
you never mentioned this before.
that was the longest flight of my life, and you made it worse.
can i still trust you after all that?
at least we tried to make something work.
we never discussed what happened between us.
okay, but i'm driving the car this time.
i haven't forgotten what you said last week.
i'm still thinking about your comment.
i didn't realize it was you when i first saw you.
you seem to make a lot of enemies around here.
there's not much for us to talk about.
we worked it out last time.
i know you far better than you know yourself.
we have a long history.
is that the shirt you were wearing last time?
what don't i know about you?
i haven't told them about us.
you were the only person i could go to.
you know me.
this is bigger than both of us.
i can't stand your driving.
are you taking me to the place we had dinner last time?
that's not at all what you said.
didn't we agree on that?
i thought i made it very clear where i stand.
are these the same people that came after you last time?
are you still going on about it?
can we talk about it?
staying silent about it won't help.
you're the only person who knows the real me.
this is a bad time to talk about your problems.
Tell my muse something you've been thinking about.
Send “What are you cooking?” and my muse will attempt to make them a meal
Or “I thought you might like this” and a description of the food for the reverse.
Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?
YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!
NO! - I would rather not participate!
Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!
🐝 * ― 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛ you've been my best friend for years, what made you think it would change now? ❜ ❛ i'm always here for you if you need me. ❜ ❛ well, that's what friends are for. ❜ ❛ remember, i'm always just one call away. ❜ ❛ how long have we known each other now? i know you better than you know yourself. ❜ ❛ you're an idiot most of the time, but you're my idiot. ❜ ❛ do you want to come over and watch movies tonight? i could use some company. ❜ ❛ you always know how to cheer me up. ❜ ❛ i made you your favorite food. ❜ ❛ i know it's 2 a.m. but i really need someone to talk to. are you awake? ❜ ❛ remember when we used to build blanket forts? let's do it again. ❜ ❛ please come to this family dinner with me. my family already loves you and i need some neutral person there with me. ❜ ❛ here, i got you something. i saw it at the shop and it reminded me of you. ❜ ❛ do you remember that promise we made to each other when we were kids? ❜ ❛ i'm so grateful to have you in my life. you mean the world to me. ❜ ❛ i don't need advice right now, just a friend to listen. ❜ ❛ you're the best friend one could ever ask for. ❜ ❛ hey, umm ... thank you for being my friend. ❜ ❛ you don't have to go through this alone. i'm here for you. ❜ ❛ want to grab a coffee and catch up? ❜ ❛ we may not talk every day anymore, but i still consider you my friend. ❜ ❛ i can stay and help you finish this if you want. ❜ ❛ you've got this. i believe in you! ❜ ❛ how about we plan a game night this weekend? ❜ ❛ do you ever wonder what our lives will be like in ten years? ❜ ❛ no matter what happens, you'll always have me. ❜ ❛ you don't have to pretend with me. i like you just the way you are. ❜ ❛ consider it ... a little friendly competition. ❜ ❛ thank you, you always know how to make me laugh. ❜ ❛ i can't believe how far we've come together. ❜ ❛ just stay put, i'll be over in a minute. ❜ ❛ i've got us tickets for that concert/movies/exhibition you wanted to go to. ❜ ❛ how about a road trip? just like old times ... ❜ ❛ i really appreciate you staying in my life all these years. ❜ ❛ i don't know what i'd do without you. ❜ ❛ you can tell me if something is bothering you. ❜ ❛ race you to the end of the street! ❜ ❛ bet you can't beat me at this game. i'm a pro. ❜ ❛ i challenge you to a cooking contest. loser has to buy dinner for the next week. ❜ ❛ you've been such a great friend, and i just wanted to say thanks. ❜
Starters of memes that live rent free in my head part 2 the electric Boogaloo
"Play stupid games win stupid prizes!"
"Geez, you're kind of a bitch!"
"SWEAR ON MIKU!!!"
"YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES BACK ON AND FACE THE FACTS!!"
"You know I think I like you better without my glasses off!"
"I KNOW WHAT SEX IS! BUT I WON'T TELL YOU!!"
"What a stupid bald little ugly stinky piss piss boy! HE'S ALSO BALD, BALD WITH NO HAIR!! I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF FUCK YOU!!!"
"Get pickled idiot!!!"
"Pull the trigger piglet."
"Seven vaginas, maybe more! Imagine!"
"However flareon is the only fully evolved fire type pokemon that cannot learn solar beam."
"Yeah, I'm working on a melody of all 70 pokemon theme songs!"
"I hate to break this to you but you are also a bitchass white boy."
"Ugh I can't not fuck them!"
"Maybe you can't find it BEACUSE I FUCKING BROKE IT!!"
"Well, well, well, if it isn't rachet AND FUCKING CLANK!!"
"I'm here to intercourse your mom AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
"When you at the, when, you, you, when you at the, WHEN HE, WHEN HE AT THE!!!"
"Cool bug facts! You dumb fucking cretin, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot, FUCK YOU!"
"Oh god oh man, oh god oh man!! OH GOD OH MAN, OH GOD!!"
"MY TIT!!!"
"Now if you turn to page 69 there is a picture of a dong!!"
"YOU LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD!!"
"Wow that's a lotta words! Too bad I ain't readin em!"
"Be rootin, be tootin, and by god be shootin, but most of all be kind!!!"
"Dirty naughty children get put in the pear wriggler to atone for their crimes!"
"Could you get off the toilet? I GOTTA SHIT BITCH!!"
Starters of memes that live rent free in my head part 3 beacuse fuck it!
"I just can't talk to a hetty right now."
"Bold of you to assume the most important person in my life is a woman. God bless you Danny Devito!"
"Well god danm, that's one diagonal twix!!"
"DID YOU JUST EAT MY FOREVER WEED BROWNIE!?"
"It don't matter none of this matters."
"LORDY LORDY LOOK WHO'S TURNING 4040!!"
"It is my job to defeat the darkness! This is another form of the darkness! Also what's a penis?"
"Wanna watch baaaaaaaambi?"
"I'M GONNA BE THE PRITTEST GIRL AT THE PAAAAAAARTY!!!"
"They can't troll me beacuse I have no ears! They can't troll me if I can't hear them!"
"What!? I have no fucking ears!!"
"They can't troll you if they're dead!"
"I don't think I can Miku Miku ooeeoo any longer."
"It's never too late not to be an asshole!!"
"Naaaaaaah, the eternal worm came back for Connecticut!"
"I hope someone dies and goes to hell today!!!"
"I storm there, I like lower prices!"
"YOU'S A REAL MOTHER FUCKER YA KNOW THAT!?"
"YOU'VE ROLLED THE WORST JOINT EVER NOW YOU'VE GOTTA LEAVE!"
"I've rolled the worst joint ever now I've gotta leave."
"GET IN THE SOUP JACKASS!"
"Oh you poor feeble minded gay! I've evolved past Fortnite!!"
"Just fill the hole, hole filler!!"
"ARE YOU STUPID? GET OUT OF HERE! SHUT UP!! I HATE YOU! YOU ARE A LIAR! FUCK OFF!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! PERVERT!!"
"I DON'T HAVE AAAAANY MONEY!!"
"You are cute! Kiss me! Bestie!!!"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?"
"Grill me a cheese."
"I'M NOT GRILLING YOU A CHEESE!!"
"YOU DARE COMPARE MY TIDDIES TO TORPEDOES!!"
"You've seen it now you can't unsee it!"
"Life is short but also unbearably long!"
"ALRIGHT I CHANGE MY MIND YOU CAN HAVE THE AMULET!!"
"No, now I don't want it anymore."
"LAYED MY LAST EGG? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!"
"There is nothing chicken about this situation!"
"Once Mr. Potato sausage enters your life he never truly leaves."
"That's the skittles water."
"YOUR MOM, YOUR MOM, YOUR MOM, MOM!!"
"YOU'RE IN MY DOMAINE NOW! WHERE EVERY LANDMARK IS PROJECTED BY A GREEN SCREEN! NOTHING IS REAL!!"
"No, shut up! It's still relevant AND YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS!!"
"YOU FUCKERS DREW PICTURES OF ME WITH MY PEINS OUT SO I'M ERASING THE INTERNET!!"
"I won't hurt you? Who says that? POTENTIAL CREEPERS, THAT’S WHO!!"
"I need complete silence for this spell, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJNNNNBGHNCFJ!!"
"THAT WILL BE YOUR BAAAAAALLLLS!!"
"I was bein a bee, it's what I do!"
"Oh shit, I guess I'm just a freak then."
"NOW WE'RE GETTING FUCKED BY GOD!"
"ZOOPERS!"
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Encanto - sentence starters
1. “Strengthen your community. Strengthen your home. Make your family proud.”
2. “You are a wonder, _____. Whatever gift awaits will be just as special as you.”
3. “It is physically impossible to relax!”
4. “And that’s why coffee’s for grown-ups.”
5. “This present will self-destruct if you don’t take it. In three… two… one….”
6. “You don’t have to worry about me. Because I have an amazing family, and an amazing house, and an amazing you.”
7. “I’m fine. I’m totally fine. I will stand on the side as you shine.”
8. “Open my eyes. If the answer is here, help me find it. Help me protect our family.”
9. “I’m the strong one. I’m not nervous. I’m as tough as the crust of the Earth is.”
10. “Who am I if I don’t have what it takes?”
11. “You’d think there’d be another way to get so high, because we’re magic, but no.”
12. “_____, your room is the worst!”
13. “We don’t talk about ______!”
14. “It’s actually me. I used to say my real gift was acting.”
15. “I don’t understand why you left but didn’t leave.”
16. “I think you should go, because, um, I don’t really have a good reason, but if I did you’d be ‘I should go, because that’s a good reason.’”
17. “I just wanted to make the family proud of me. Just once. But if I should stop, if I’m hurting my family, just tell me.”
18. “You left to protect me?”
19. “I don’t think you make bad things happen. Sometimes family weirdos just get a bad rep.”
20. “You’re exactly what this _____ needs. You just have to see it.”
21. “You want to be a better _____? Apologize for ruining my life!”
22. “I just made something unexpected. Something sharp, something new. It’s not symmetrical or perfect, but it’s beautiful and it’s mine.”
23. “I’m so sick of pretty, I want something true. Don’t you?”
24. “I don’t know why you weren’t given a _____, but it is not an excuse for you to hurt this family!”
25. “I will never be good enough for you. Will I? No matter how hard I try.”
26. “You’re the one who doesn’t care. You’re the one breaking our home.”
27. “I’m sorry. I didn’t want to hurt us. I just wanted to be something I’m not.”
28. “You never hurt our family, ______. We are broken… because of me.”
29. “You lost your home. Lost everything. You suffered so much, all alone, so it would never happen again.”
30. “We are a family because of you. And nothing could ever be broken that we can’t fix… together.”
31. “I feel like I missed something important.”
32. “What? We don’t have a house. I can’t say we don’t have a house? What is that? Not a house.”
Betty Boop Sentence Starters!
Remember that any pronouns can be changed as necessary!!
“Made of pen and ink.”
“She can win you with a wink.”
“Yoohoo!”
“Ain’t she cute?”
“Boop boop bedoop!”
“There’s so much work I have to do.”
“I have no one to play with.”
“Won’t someone listen to me?”
“I’m so alone, and I could cry.”
“Happy birthday!!”
“Surprise!!”
“Oh, I’m so happy!!”
“Oh oh! Somebody save me!!”
“A little soap, a little water, and a song~”
“I’m falling! I’m falling!”
“Now will you behave yourself?!”
“Ahh! A mouse!!”
“Sucker.”
“The coast is clear, come on!”
“Gotchya!!!”
“I want a lawyer!”
“Here comes the old rag man.”
“Any rags?”
“Hey!! What’s the idea, takin’ my pants?!”
“It’s the same old story in the same old way.”
“Bring out the cans here comes the garbage man!”
“Just wait a minute it’s coming your way!”
“Look what I have to sell! How much can be offered?”
“Haha! Sold to the man with a funny face!”
“This world is full of foolish facts, I’m sure you will agree!”
“I want that head!”
“Oh, music!”
“Now will someone let me have a handkerchief?”
“Keep a little song handy, wherever you go, and nothing can ever go wrong!”
“Come on folks, step up and get an eyeful right here.”
“Oh, ____ we’re falling!!”
“Where’s your driver?”
“Eyy, how should I know?”
“As usual…why are you late?”
“Now I’m feelin’ awfully bad- ka-choo!”
“Course I didn’t button up my overcoat.”
“And all I do is sniff- achoo!”
“Pass that handkerchief- hachoo!”
“What a funny feeling in my eyes and ears and throat.”
“And all I do is sniff and sneeze.”
“Hey, you’re in our way!!”
“Gesundheit!”
“Course I got a cold in my- ah-ah-ah-choo!!”
“Why don’t you eat?!”
“They always always pick on me.”
“They never never let me be.”
“I’m so very lonely. Awfully sad.”
“When I’m gone, you wait and see, they’ll all be sorry that they picked on me!!”
“Hello, _____? I’m leaving home.”
“Yeah? I’ll go with you! Meet me under your window!”
“I’m not afraid. A-a-are you, ____?”
“Folks now here’s a story about _____ the Moocher.”
“She was the roughest toughest frail, but _____ had a heart as big as a whale.”
“She messed around with a bloke named _____.”
“She loved him though he was cokey.”
“He showed her how to kick the gong around.”
“She had a dream about the King of Sweden.”
“He gave her things that she was needin’.”
“Hi-de hi de-ho!”
“Each meal she ate was a dozen courses.”
“She had a million dollars worth of nickles and dimes, and she sat around and counted them all a million times.”
“Ho! De-ho! De-ho!”
“Minding the baby, mopping the floor, stubbing your big toe, making it sore~”
“____, mind your baby brother. I gotta go out.”
“Stop!!”
“Get in there you–”
“Waaah! Waaaaaah!!”
“What?! No dividend?!”
“….You tired?”
“Yeah!”
“I’ll help!”
“What can I do, I can’t- oh darn it!”
“Won’t you come play in my house?”
“Don’t you like me anymore?”
“But if you don’t play in my house, I won’t like you anymore.”
“I must stay and watch the brat!”
“Cuz Ma and Pa just had a spat.”
“Here I am!”
“Want a ride?”
“He-de-he de he!”
“Hi-de hi de hi!”
“Ho-de ho de-ho!”
“Look out! Look out! The Old Man of the Mountain!!”
“What’s the matter?”
“He tramps along with the folks all scared.”
“He cares for none and he fears no one, Old Man of the Mountain!”
“He talks with the bears when he’s lonely, sleeps with the sky for a tent!”
“And he’ll eat you up when he’s hungry! And it wouldn’t cost him a red cent!”
“He’ll eat up fools like you and me.”
“Oh I often sigh and jump and cry, at the Old Man of the Mountain!”
“I’m going up to see that Old Man of the Mountain!”
“You gotta ho-de-ho!”
“You gotta hi-de-hi!”
“You gotta hee-de-hee to get along with me!”
“You’ve gotta learn my song.”
“I’ve got to learn your song.”
“If you do me wrong.”
“I’m gonna do you wrong!”
“You’ve got to kick the gong, to get along with me.”
“Whatchya gonna do now?”
“Gonna do the best I can!”
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