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liathepenguinologist

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wizard--spells

the amount of brotherly contempt in “the same blastoise” is very relatable

wariowaretrans

PLEASE listen to this

wariowaretrans

I have never understood the phrase “dripping with malice” until I heard griffin say “the same blastoise”

fair-and-claire

I know I’ve reblogged this before but if you haven’t heard it, *please* listen to it. This is one of my favorite MBMBAM clips and I reference it on the regular

weirdpostarchive-deactivated201

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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prideprejudce

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

prideprejudce

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

little-wolf-white-peacock

That second one I’m screaming

pissvortex

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

marsixm

fruit goth is where its AT

marsixm

step one: wear black step two: wear tropical or fruit prints step three, and this is crucial: you gotta be gay

bryan-valenza

Fan Art by Hendry Prasetya & Colors by Bryan Valenza.

Yu Yu Hakusho 2018!!!!!

tiktoksithinkarefunny

jitterslug

phillipiscrying

theres no possible way to know where this is going

schmergo

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

determinate-negation

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

immortal-maschine

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.