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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA

shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

bliss lane

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@themystichealer
Being working class is like this:
ummmmmm(: maybe if you spent a little bit less money on frivolous luxuries like entertainment (: you wouldn’t be a stupid broke bitch who deserves to be poor(: just some friendly advice(:
“All it takes to be successful is hard work! You gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and stop being lazy!” -Millionaire politician who is the son of another millionaire
This is an oversimplification and a bad graphic.
That’s literally my expenses. I took a screenshot of what the app I use to track my spending is telling me.
It’s my actual lived experience holy shit.
Hey it seems you have been hacked, everything ok ?
Yeah everything is fine deleted the post and changed my password, thanks for the heads up ❤️
twitter is incredible
oh man:
she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx her and harass her employer about the ~image~ she was sending. like this wasn’t her public face account, she wasn’t spouting racist garbage, she mistook someone in her mentions for one of the randos she gets regularly harassed by (because, yknow, if someone tweets “language” at you on twitter, 99.9% of the time they’re not actually concerned for you) and transphobes used the opportunity to fuck up her life. it’s great that hickam is behind her on this but a lot of people are sharing this and laughing at how hilarious it is that “a furry got fired for swearing”, which is the smokescreen being used to cover how this was doxxing a trans woman to ruin her potential career
I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon.
Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_
Director at Disney Animation 。.:*•* 。. *•*:*。.:*•* Story Supervisor of Frozen & Big Hero 6* 。.:*•
Retweet/ https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_/status/1054825535400898560
Since the story hasn’t been updated and he’s Disney’s animation director, it’s canon
Tall girls are great because that is several more inches of lady to be gay for
I thought I read this as “trans girls” and suddenly “several more inches of lady” took on an ENTIRELY different meaning.
I mean… you’re not wrong
maximize ur lovable inches and date tall trans girls
HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
THAT’S NOT EVEN THE FULL POST. Wonder why they cut out this part:
October 16: Four of them
It is a funny tradition in our store to stack all the Adventures of Dod books next to each other until they get bought then wait until the next round to stack more
There is always more
We can’t escape
I was given a free copy of this shit in school once? Couldn’t even finish it?
We went down a rabbit hole with this one in our discord, this was my favorite goodreads review:
The Adventures of Dod, by author Thomas R. Williams is simply put, the worst book I’ve ever read in my whole entire freaking life. Well, I guess I can’t say that. I actually couldn’t finish reading it.
If you’re at all familiar with the Harry Potter series there’s something just for you in this book, like the confused young hero thrust into a magical world he’s unfamiliar with, Dod (Harry Potter). Or the brainy and organized girl who keeps the rascally boys in line, Dilly (Hermione). Or the lovable doofussy twins that just want to have a good ol’ time, Boot and Buck (Fred and George). And of course the ever-wise school headmaster that knows more than he lets on, Bonboo (Dumbledore). Yes, this story even has a mysterious villain that killed Dod’s grandpa but seems to have disappeared, The Dread (Voldemort). This book rips off the Harry Potter series so badly that I kept waiting for the author to invent a school-yard game that involved the students trying to capture something called the “Golden Swat”. Oh wait, he did.
I was reading this book to my 5th grade students and we couldn’t finish it before the school year ended, so I invented my own ending. I had Dod find a magical red button and push it. It blew up the entire world killing everyone.
My students all cheered. True story. I will pay you to not read this book.
‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.
(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)
I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.
Thank you for making this.
This is Very powerfull
Blessed image
The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around
I really wondered what parody like The Onion would do when Trump took over and reality went sideways, but I gotta say I am filled with respect for them, for they have shown themselves not only masters of their craft but they’re leaning heavy into the waves to do actual news. They’re not only finding ways to highlight the warps in front of us, they’re taking those warps apart.
I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.
can’t believe how these savages live. hope this poor man is back in america where he’s free to spend more money on the same tomatoes because they have a picture of a little farm on the can