Whispers of the Heart

We're all just stories in the end, so make it a good one.

[cosmicwizdom]

[kushandwizdom]

Quote Lounge

[i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and]

I did meet a fake geek girl once.

We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.

We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.

I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.

Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.

[sunslip]

This story was a riot from start to finish.

[hellsingxmisfits]

Can You Please Fucking Reblog This if You Think A Guy and a Girl Can Go Out Together and it Not be Date

Because, honestly, my parents are really pissing me off with this ‘date’

[ask-aphsiberia-deactivated20230]

Um yeah I do it all the time its called hanging out.

[stuffman]

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

[pervocracy]

This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.

[with-grace-and-guts]

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[plantyr]

The drought in California is so fucking scary, get rid of your lawn, stop buying bottled water, get an energy efficient shower head, do everything you can because every gallon counts

[cr4y0ns]

wow

[thankers]

Hey there! My name is Meg and I’m a 16 year old girl with a rare disease called Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. EDS is a rare disease that affects every cell in my body, it is causing my body to literally destroy itself and is getting worse every day. I became ill at 13 years old, by the age of 14 i was wheelchair bound. When i was 15, i was left completely bed bound due to severe complications in my head and neck. My brain is sinking in my head, causing my spine to collapse, this is causing my brain stem to twist and spinal cord to bend - it is putting pressure on my windpipe when I move and makes breathing very difficult. The days are dark and right now, there is no light.

But i am not giving up

in order to keep fighting i need an incredibly complex surgery to stabilise and correct the problems in my cervical spine and skull.. This surgery has never been performed in my country before so i have to get american surgeons involved. There are a lot of expenses that I simply cannot afford.

I used to have a blog with 25,000 incredible followers that helped me stay strong but my blog was hacked and deleted the other day. i used my blog to raise money for my very expensive medical needs and now I’m earning nothing. I remade, with the same url, hoping that i will be able to raise/earn more money. i will not give up. i have fought so hard, i can’t give up. So if you have a few pounds/dollars/euros/etc that you don’t need or whatever then i would really appreciate if you could donate to my gofundme, which is: http://www.gofundme.com/team-meg

Alternatively, if you do not have money to spare, I have ads on my blogs. This is my humour blog and this is my main blog. All I need from you is 1 click on each ad, keep the tab open for five minutes and you will be helping me out hugely. It takes very little effort and it has a huge impact.

Thank you so much for reading this and sharing/donating/etc. i really appreciate it, have a wonderful day <3

[jessehimself]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[haychbb]

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

[thailol-deactivated20151204]

I died

[vinesnow]

someone explain please - more vines

[zigstripes]

A Metal tube passes through the sleeve into the costume, holding the body up with a platform or harness hidden inside his coat and pants! There’s a wide solid frame under the carpet that prevents tilting over. 9 years of engineering school and work has finally prepared me for this

[zigstripes]

Then you hide everything under a big loose coat:

This is how I think it works!

[1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1]

bless u ken omfg

[stephaluba]

put a pepé in your stepé

[black-0rpheus]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

The line that will go down in history.  

[sentimental-apathy]

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[taraatrandom]

Oh. My. God.

[raven-ofthe-sun]

republican arguments in a nutshell everyone

[ourweirdflights]

this is literally just painful

[egipciaca]

[bewbin]

Make sure to always slip a pun into anything u write

[for-teh-emprah]

But where’s the pun?

[bewbin]

its the seventh word