[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[utopians]

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

[d94hxc]

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

[utopians]

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

[hellsitegenetics]

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[witchofanguish]

[mahead-ithurt]

Always remember that the EU did a study in 2013 about the effects of piracy on media publishers and found that there is no correlation between piracy and sales! (And then they tried to hide that study bc that's not the result they wanted)

So piracy is at worst not even a problem, and at best it's free advertisement.

Source: (the link to the actual study is in the article)

EU withheld a study that shows piracy doesn't hurt sales - Engadget

In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU

[rabbitindisguise]

Plus this one:

Study Again Shows 'Pirates' Tend to Be The Biggest Buyers of Legal Content

A new report out of the UK once again deflates the common narrative that pirates are exclusively looking to obtain free stuff.

[importantcatpics]

[apyr-the-struggler]

Hey,

Because apparently it needs saying on tumblr (though I highly doubt my immediate corner of tumblr needs the reminder): Sex does not make a relationship "less complex". It certainly doesn't make it less intellectually compelling.

In the sentiment "whatever they've got going on is much weirder than sex" : sex itself isn't the deciding factor in whether a relationship is appropriately engaging and fucked up.

They can fuck, and they can be so very emotionally turbulent. A couple/group/whatever that fucks is not even SLIGHTLY- not in your wildest dreams- incompatible with the sentiment of "whatever they have going on is weirder than ["just"] sex".

Stop dressing puritan knee jerk reactions to the rejection of sex as "wholesome" or lacking an interest in sex as intellectually superior.

For fucks sake, what are we doing here people? Aren't the conservatives doing enough damage to the world's both literal and emotional literacy slash understanding of sex/romance/attraction/gender, without your help?

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umbrella for the poor, to divert y'alls potential piss: QPP's, aromantism, asexuality or any other ace spectrum identity is extremely fucking valid and media needs more explicitly ace rep. Aceness = fantastic and valid Purity culture = bad. kill it with fire this has been the piss umbrella / disclaimer. thanks for tuning it.

[letseyx]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[astraltrickster]

who died and made you the giant rat that makes all of the rules??

[annabelle--cane]

insomnia has been performing some processes on me recently to the point where I've had so little sleep over the last few days that I don't even feel tired at this point, I just hauve a mild headache and can feel all my blood

[annabelle--cane]

just slept for about ten-and-a-half hours, surely this means I am fixed forever

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do my job.

[foamcraft-armory]

I'll do it if you do my job

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#all you have to do today is build a lifesize human skull out of foam and glue an octopus to a flintlock pistol

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do your job

[foamcraft-armory]

You also have to build the flintlock pistol. I should have mentioned that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fine I'll learn my job (marketing a damn web serial) instead.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Everyone read my stuff.

Help pay my mortgage if you want to read my stuff faster.

[princessparadoxical]

I love the implication that the web serial is the only thing keeping you from getting into American Revolutionary War firearms 🤣

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gotta keep the hands busy on something

[allbrows04]

wtf is project hail mary back in my day simon and grace meant this

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[brdrlneprsnltydsrdr]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.