Theo's junk

Personal stuffs mostly!

[theodote]

☝️ One of the VERY BEST things to ever exist out there. Thank you @freyaholmer for introducing Snailcat in my life

[spookeex]

[sunlitmcgee]

@tjodity

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[valdevia]

follow me

[valdevia]

don't worry

[valdevia]

she's been waiting

[valdevia]

can you hear her beating

[valdevia]

worship her

you don't need to know the way back

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

Sir this is the single sexiest thing I’ve ever witnessed on this website.

[valdevia]

It's been years and this post is still making half of tumblr extremely horny for wires

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[oldinterneticons]

[minecraft]

[everydaylouie]

captive audience

[liurae]

stamp stickers from ykk!!

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[threebodybot]

m1=36.6 m2=39.8 m3=65.3 (solar masses) v1x=-5.902 v1y=-2.764 v2x=4.186 v2y=-2.443 v3x=-5.019 v3y=-6.315 (km/s) x1=7.0 y1=19.0 x2=-35.0 y2=29.0 x3=23.0 y3=-23.0 (AU from center) Music: Adagio for Strings – Barber

[ogurchikkkk]

And then they kiss uwu

[pangur-and-grim]

he's reeeally pushing his luck

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Mx why are they so shaped.

[milanesa42]

Chuletas con puré

[cat-faces]

[luxiomahariel]

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[nealehardt]

My computer from 10 years ago, after the RAM (or maybe the mobo?) went bad. Each time I booted, it did something different. @windowshighasfuck