i literally love french toast

hiii. samantha. 22.yours truly snapchat: lil_kitten

[babyanimalgifs]

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[brainstatic]

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

[bioandroid]

This is incredible

[maxxipad]

[lyrics-and-music]

Navy Blue - The Story So Far

[theofficialfrenchtoast]

I! Love! Not! Being! Able! To! Afford! Things! And! Having! No! Financial!, Emotional!, Or! Close! Family! Support! System! Near! Me! IT IS FUCKING AMAZING I LITERALLY WANT TO HANG MYSELF EVERY DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[theofficialfrenchtoast]

I have never felt so alone. I have ZERO support system. No one around me that I can just cry and not have to "walk on eggshells" around. I'm fucking sad and depressed!!!! I don't have the strength in me to constantly be concerned about your feelings and be worried about how I'm acting!!!!! I just don't have it in me!!!!! I don't care if everyone "thinks I'm a strong person". I don't want to be!!!!!!!! I just want to be weak and collapse from all this weight instead of carrying it everyday with wobbly legs!!!!!!! I am sick of it!!!!!! I just want to be able to express myself without people taking things personally for fucks sake!!!!! None of this is about you and ai made that perfectly fucking clear!!!!!!!! LET ME BE FUCKING SAD FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES BECAUSE GUESS WHAT???? I HAVE BEEN DROWNING IN PAPERWORK, BILLS, AND ACCOUNTS TO TAKE CARE OF THAT I HAVE NOT EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO FUCKING GRIEVE!!!!!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[russenhocke]

[cossackia]

average_russian_insurgent.mp4

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

hoyl fuck my sides

[goulashnikov-concern]

I can’t tell whats funnier:

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it

[gaming-succubus]

The signs as drunk Russians:

Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka

Taurus: Woman in blue jacket

Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman

Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman

Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie

Virgo: Guy dancing with drink

Libra: Cameraman

Scorpio: Guy in camo pants

Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket

Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this

Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed

Pisces: VICE news reporter

[ethereumwinds]

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

[angryjerkandstrawboy]

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

[trustlup]

[travalicious]

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

[beckett-byrne]

[optimysticals]

Quality content.

[thegrossinger]

This is wonderful news.

[lucyaudley]

The 70s were a magical time

[akamatthewmurdock]

[adulthoodisokay]

[chrissongzzz]

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[daybreakboys-deactivated2024031]

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

[odinsblog]

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS TRUE AF

[sugaraykay]

😂😂😂

[malikthaelite]

As a die hard House Hunter’s fan, this shit its so fuckin accurate its hilarious 😂😭

[enisco]

I literally stopped watching HGTV cause it’s frustrating af

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe