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“In this vacuum-sealed artificial paradise, utopia turns to dystopia, the American Dream to consumerist nightmare. It is not a new story, but Ms. Rohrer gives it a cool, acerbic bite.” - Ken Johnson on the work of Jessica Rohrer

Jessica Rohrer Bloomfield opens May 28 from 6-8 at P.P.O.W and is on view through June 27

my gf is an oven

explain

roasts me

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

faslaidir

Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp

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this is peak Craigslist

shayapod

If you don't want to be turned into a bear don't come to fucking Build-A-Bear how about that

greelin

raccoons and their… little hands

taradiddled

kars

I am awake but at what price

hi-raethia

so sick of this college thing, going to become a lighthouse keeper and then vanish under mysterious circumstances

slayerbuffy

THE FALL: It’s Always Darkest (2x03).

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a-night-in-wonderland

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

greenbeanselene

Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?

Answer: ignorance, fat stigma and discrimination.