Eric, He/Him (Moved to @wisecrackingeric-2!) @theoldwisecrackingeric - Tumblr Blog

HEY HELLO HI so in December of 2022 I lost access to the email this account was connected to, and subsequently this account as a whole- and only recently I've been able to recover it!! So if you're here for any art or have mistaken my URL, I'm no longer active on here!! this acc's just gonna be an archive of my old stuff now! :} If you wanna see my new art please go follow me at @wisecrackingeric-2!!

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witch and her apprentice!!!!!!!

I also made this while I was locked out of my account (ppspspsps go follow me on @wisecrackingeric-2 ) for Ethan’s birthday!!

#ericsart #crankgameplays fanart #crankgameplays #ethan nestor

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Headcanon I have that I think you'd enjoy: T-rex arms are called Galvantula arms in the pokemon universe (bc of their front legs). Pair with autistic Emmet for best effect.

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Just testing out how posting on mobile browsers gonna be, but here’s a piece I posted on my alt @wisecrackingeric-2 while I was locked out of this one!! Go follow me there in case it happens again plsplspls!!!!

#ericsart #dhmis #dhmis red guy #dhmis fanart #dhmis duck guy #fluffybird #dhmis fluffybird #dont hug me im scared

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He’s got that t-boy swag

I nominate him as the next tumblr sexyman

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HEY I COME BACK FROM BEING LOCKED OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT TO 700 LIKES????? TYSM???????

ANYWAYS GO FOLLOW MY ALT @wisecrackingeric-2

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just cat-sat for my friend for five days and well, new kinsey scale just dropped i’m a 1.5

#Easily a 2 or 2.5

Boy oh boy was getting this account back weird

essentially the email for this account was something random I didint remember the password to, so I had to email tumblr and wait a couple weeks for them to see if they’d get a response back from the email (ofc they didint) and then they sent me the magic link and here I am!! Whack

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I think Morro deserved better but oh well

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My three year old daughter came home with a Minnie Mouse figurine, distraught. The plastic toy was missing an arm, and my daughter insisted she couldn’t play with it because it was broken.

I told her that she could still play with it! That some people were born without an arm or that they might get hurt and lose an arm, but that didn’t mean they couldn’t still play or have fun. I explained that some people might get a prosthetic or just have a stub. And she asked what a prosthetic was. I showed her a picture and she was like, “oh! A robot arm!”

When my husband came home, she thrust the toy at him and told him, “Minnie needs a robot arm.”

He was very confused, but he prints and paints miniatures from various table top games. My daughter refers to them as “daddy’s statues.” She knew he could help Minnie. So he dutifully printed her out a robot arm from a warhammer 40k model on our 3d printer, and then they painted it pink and purple together.

All of this to say, look at Minnie Mouse and her new prosthetic!!

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AMAZING

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Trans your Gender a little bit.

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tweeting “wasps aren’t evil or assholes they’re just animals with clear behavioral patterns that you can learn and accommodate for” and putting my phone on vibrate

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it’s genuinely very easy to interact with wasps and not get stung. When wasps nest around my home I offer them a slice of apple or salami (depending on species) as a peace offering when I first see them just so they know I’m not going to be a threat to them. I repeat infrequently to ensure they remember me. I will also fish out any wasps that fall into water or get trapped inside with my bare hands so they only associate my scent with free food or helping their comrades. Even with wasps I don’t meet at home I just give them a hand and to this day I have never been stung. If you’re too close to the nest and they’re concerned about it, they will warn you, you just have to look and listen for it.

Be a friend to your local wasps. They’re excellent pest control and pollinators. They are vital to the environment and deserve better than to be maligned and killed on sight. Insects and other Arthropoda you find in your own backyard are among the only wildlife you can interact with ethically and safely. Learn about your local bugs and you will become a lot less afraid of them over time. They’re fascinating creatures deserving of respect and they are essential to our continued survival.