Dr. Haileyble's Sing Along Blog

Hailey She/any Fuck if I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[what-even-is-thiss]

idk some people just feel threatened by anyone being unapologetically themselves even when they aren’t hurting anyone because it brings up the possibility that the rules are made up and the points don’t matter and that’s an uncomfortable thought

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[anikamercat]

some self indulgent mermaid franchaela 🐚 call it a late mermay piece?

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hegemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[chiarachlamydia]

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[notdeezy]

My personal hc design of susie.... susie i care abt u sm....

[notdeezy]

WAIT WAIT WAIT THAT IDEA IS BALLER!!!!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[pangur-and-grim]

GOD DAMN IT!

[pitchdarkedge]

[ostensible-adult]

I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately

I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.

You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.

[gghero]

now thats just too far man

I FORGOT I NEVER POSTED THIS ONE AAAAAA I drew this for @captainharlock a couple months ago and its high time I release it into the wild

[concord-and-cliches]

"that's not how espers work in zero escape" I DON'T CARE. turn that Dcom into a SITcom NOW!!!

[puzzlefaggot]

[bookends2007]

being a zero escape fan is so fucking embarrassing you have to be like ok so yes protagonist 1 is a bisexual majoring in bitcoin and protagonist 2 is indeed named sigma that’s not a joke But i promise it will change your life

[pysics]

when i saw the girl looked just like me i thought

must be lonely loving someone

trying to find their way out of a maze

[dixoterin]

ho ho ho 🎅

[feluka]

"why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups" oh my god how many times must we go through this. for the last fucking time: only groups of no less than three and no more than five may enter; all those who enter must leave, and all those who enter must contribute. the door remains opens for nine seconds,