The One, The Only, YOGURT

You can't destroy something woven into existence

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

a shitty description of mah book

two mouthy street rats that throw themselves into a deadly tournament for the chance for fame and money but one of them turns out to be a god incarnate and the other is just a devoted, protective, madly in love boi 😀

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

whenever I take a shower, I just spin around slowly

like a rotisserie chicken

[cielsanslumiere]

@theonetheonlyyogurt "what are friends for, if not to kill your enemies ?"

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

any day of the week I got u

[cranberry-branflakes]

hey you. yes you reading this.

i love you! :)

[your-average-shit-poster]

@cielsanslumiere @itstherealnovice

[cielsanslumiere]

@palatablepain

@naharie

@your-average-shit-poster

@theonetheonlyyogurt

@itstherealnovice

@book4life

@elronthemage

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

I give you ✨🌸flower🌸✨

The highest form of affection known to man

@cielsanslumiere @your-average-shit-poster

@bodiesposts @palatablepain @elronthemage

@fr0ggy-ravenclaw @fluffycloud721

@littlejumpingjoan @weird-bbcr-au

[seaphine]

in a world full of clubs and parties, you‘ll find me watching a sunset thinking about life.

[herzenskoffer]

Or in bed.

[cielsanslumiere]

@theonetheonlyyogurt

...

In bed with you as we binge watch TvD only for Damon Salvatore?

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

and we cuddle and I randomly bite you because I am weak to my impulsive thoughts?

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

You alright?

-the destroyer of galaxies.

I am now :)

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

what the absolute fuck is this class? I am DONE

WHY?!

[neverniko101]

How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?

[thes1llyone]

I'm the staring kibby most likely

What about y'all @notnotolovegarden @iwillnyat @n3ch0 @vinnieairhead @cosmosdystopia + open for anyone who stumbles upon this

[vinnieairhead]

probably gift leaf ☺️☺️☺️

Here have a leaf ☺️☺️☺️

@touakicatsss @starryvbs2500 @thes1llyone

Plus anyone else who wants a leaf :D

[starryvbs2500]

OOOOH leaf ty! i think i would purr and give leaf :333

@angry-banana-27 @enby-scottpilgrim @orikeys @mystery-the-pupp3t @imadethisjusttolookatssmyposts @polysquadobsessor @stupidlilguy3 @frayed-wind @sapphic-offical @k4nade-yosak1 + anyone else :333

[sapphic-offical]

yay ty for leaf

i would get in the way :D and give leaf

@testoster-bones @do-not-u-dare @tired-shipper-offical @relinquished-roses-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @instant-yuri-machine @shenanigan42 @dramaticinlyf-deactivated202604 @noyouwerebeautiful @lady-st4rdustt @local-lesbian-tree-demon

[instant-yuri-machine]

tysm for leaf <3

i would probably stare, give leaf, and purr

open tags :)

[obsessivebookwormalert]

...lowkey all except leaf are me...

prob headbutt and get in the way most...

@relinquished-roses-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @tired-shipper-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @raewantscoffee + open tags

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

Z O O M I E S

@tired-shipper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @sunsetdoesstuff + open tags I'm too tired to think of more TT

[sunsetdoesstuff]

Literally all of them

Mainly gift, zoomies and get in the way

open tags as well

@thatpollguy @trixtheweirdo @iraia-gamer @eldritchhellspawn @skittlez-cyb3r-pawziez @skittering-fingers @shellyfossilianlulzz @deadlysmokecloud @askivy-themod @littlelee11 @thatweirdocryptid @relinquished-roses-offical @nelly-rebellyyyyy @dramatic1nlyf @fancysheepnacho @aleeavian @n00dleware612 @vickysnowpawz

[vickysnowpawz]

Probably follow you around ( basically just spam ) then Zoomies :3

tags under cut and open tags

@hellohellohellohellohello3579 @cosmoseyekon @merthaevelynk @depressionanddrama @riverthesillytherian @maedaeeee @lilmushroom779 @nightmare1342 @mellowphilosephersword @lunathetunaaa @yourlocalavian @eb-or-echo-part-2 @beanzdabean @iicor @phoenixrainsfire413 @potatoanarchist @lilonceleriscool124 @xx-ollieskyes-xx @bucket-of-axilotl @st4ry3mi @shadey-rper @shadowstalkerwc @therollypolly @reallybigshrimps @rainbowfeather314

[depressionanddrama]

You get a leaf! :D

@kennyissilly @sparklesemen @boltyboiiiiii @fantasycobra @fearmecowards @denki-shock-and-awe @heartattackinblackdye @lvrkatsuki @keigoswingdingsyum @between2waves @artisteliza @axshi00 @bisexualfroppy @going-crazy-together @em-the-mushroom815 @flp-intheair @ritoko-ren-kun @jaybirdlives @videli @st4ry3mi @sapphire889 @inumaki-tuna-mayo @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @em-the-mushroom815 @meltingfacedeyeballlady2512 @please-no-talking @idontevenknowwhatimdoinghereguys @demonchildofhades @the-lesbians-made-me-do-it @iicor @vickysnowpawz @isawthecurseddog @streakisperfect @rosedmcenjoyer @spacefinch @throne-of-compassion @howyoudone @lenawrites0 @slyseavision @prismaticlie @goosetifur @dumbidiottranny @anotherpersonwholikesgayblockmen @importantchildcollector + open tags!

[stupidstupidhead]

probably get in the way and zoomies

@your-average-shit-poster @st4ry3mi @do-not-u-dare @shad0w-jump3r

[your-average-shit-poster]

I'm going to follow y'all around and give gifts

@itstherealnovice @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @utterlyobsessedwitheverything @cielsanslumiere and prev (also open tags lolol)

[itstherealnovice]

Gifts, headbutt and get in the way :))

@studioleko @palatablepain @inspirationallybored @cielsanslumiere @rayne143 @the-archivist-14

[cielsanslumiere]

Bite. Definitely bite. I am known for it. Nom nom. A bite attack.

@palatablepain

@naharie

@theonetheonlyyogurt

@itstherealnovice

@inspirationallybored

@book4life

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

I would do all of the above, especially scream

I luv screaming

@your-average-shit-poster @bodiesposts @palatablepain @elronthemage @weirdly-gay-potion-maker

[cielsanslumiere]

I am so terrified of ever getting a therapist. I mean I am not. My mom doesn't even acknowledge my existence. But I have had people (online) tell me that I could seek out a therapist later in life

.(For the sake of this post allow me to use the pronoun " she" for the therapist )

How do you guys do it ? How ? I mirror people. I give you the energy exactly the way you give me yours. It's reflecting not refracting. I would even try to impress the therapist in fact.(I am embarrassed to admit this because this goes against my principle to make you believe I am not constantly seeking attention from literally anyone) I wouldn't use the words I usually use to describe myself. I would articulate them. Twist and prick the story out in a way it's easier for her to understand but harder for me to voice out. Omit the details that make me sound like a hormonal teenager I am and craft them in a sophisticated string of simple sentences that would make her easier to understand me. Would make them sound better so that the doctor thinks I am smart or shit. If the therapist smiles at me like she pities me - and if she believes that smile would make me feel better and that her job as a therapist is better in doing so- then I will tell my story in a way that she pities me. So that I elicit the exact response from her that I am prepared for.

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

Mirroring others is often a way of protecting ones self, it usually develops after certain specific events in childhood and sadly its normal, not OKAY IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, but many people still experience it, including myself.

Society has taught us we need to "fit in" in such subtle ways that often times those who are different find themselves trying to shrink to fit in other people's circles when theirs is a square or a triangle. It's like the matching game though, the circle isn't going to fit in the rectangle and deep down you know that.

I know what it's like to try and soften your story to make it easier to digest but here's the ugly truth: it's not easy to digest because it sure as hell wasn't for you and that's why it matters, that's why it is a problem.

Maybe that's why you feel like you have impress them. Because maybe you're afraid of how they would react when they get that raw, ugly, painful, REAL version of the story, but the thing is, that's the only version of the story that matters. Not the one where you soften it to save someone else's feelings or the one where you exclude all the ugly bits, but that ugly, terrifying story that you keep hiding the real version of.

You do not need to filter yourself for someone else, if it bothers them they go screw themselves because it means they are not meant to be in your life in that way, maybe in others, but not in this and that's important to understand.

There are people who will gladly listen to that ugly version and still think of you dearly. They will listen even if it's hard to hear, even if it's so hard for you to say that your voice is cracking and your choking over tears and it feels like you have barbed wire wrapped around your throat that gets tighter with every word.

And me?

I will be there, running to my laptop or phone or tablet whenever you need that one person to just listen. No matter how small your voice sounds, no matter how ugly the story gets, no matter how many jokes and smiles you try to play off.

And you wanna know why?

Because I love you and now I send you many, many, many, many virtual hugs and kisses.

[bubbleteavangelist]

[cielsanslumiere]

@theonetheonlyyogurt

Love, they found a picture of us.

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

OUR SECRET IS OUT

[qulfij]

Sketcheeees of Kenny and Butters hehehe 🙃

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

@cielsanslumiere my Easter/little sisters birthday outfit

[cielsanslumiere]

So fucking gorgeous. Don't they charge extra for being so fine in America? Holy fuck. Why do you look like you are questioning strangling your milkman ? Girlie you are my cutie patootie - say cheese.

Or say ketchup.

Or mayo

Or blood (cuz I know ur preference love)

The blood of our enemies.

Nvm fbi please go mind ur own business.

The lil chain like thingy is so cuteeeeeeeee aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am gonna ascend into heaven.

Also mommy long legs you are so fucking spectacular I can't even comprehend. They say God is fair but man he/she (whatever you believe in cuz I am agnostic) spent extra time making you.

Now I am jealous of every one who met you irl.

So jealous.

I am gonna perform a satanic ritual that involves the Barbie dolls of my 5 yo cousin sis. Wait and watch bitches. Ima steal this baddie.

Love you gurl u so fucking gorgeous.

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

the fbi BETTER mind their business, the blood that’s dripping under the walk-in-freezer door at work means nothing I SWEAR-

them Barbie dolls are paid actors now come steal me away from this hellhole

u gonna be mah knight in shining armor

I love u too my sweet little beautiful psycho (it’s okay cuz I’m crazy too tho).

(I also just woke up half an hour ago and barely ate breakfastttttttt)

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[elliot-the-awesome]

Uhh let’s see

I have celiac disease

aaaand I used to be a chorus/choir kid

@s0d4-t4bz @apocalyptic-endings @your-average-shit-poster @demonicmilkdudss @winterinkspill @7-eleven-offical @pansexuality-official @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical + open tags

[your-average-shit-poster]

I uhh

I'm very susceptible to heat, so I can generally be found wearing short-sleeves far into the winter :D

Thanks for the tag!

@itstherealnovice @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @utterlyobsessedwitheverything @cielsanslumiere @demonchildofhades + open tags!

[itstherealnovice]

Uhhhh...

I can find the exact section of a quote in several books. Like, if we were talking about a scene in a book, and I have a copy on hand, I can literally find the scene based on what the book looked like when I was reading it.

I dont know if thats normal or not, but I can do it

@palatablepain @studioleko @rayne143 @the-archivist-14 @cielsanslumiere

[cielsanslumiere]

I am asthmatic .

Also I have recurring nightmares . The only thing that helps me calm it down is walking in the dark. Like literally just walking like a ghost through my house when I know everyone is sleeping. It gives me peace I can't describe. I am scared of horror movies and shit but the tranquility of being promised a silent moment is fucking amazing.

@theonetheonlyyogurt

@book4life (oh it's me Ash the Horcrucx btw)

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

I have always wanted to be a theater kid but I’m homeschooled 🫠

thanks @cielsanslumiere

@your-average-shit-poster @palatablepain

@inspirationallybored @bodiesposts @elronthemage

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

@cielsanslumiere my Easter/little sisters birthday outfit

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[cielsanslumiere]

@theonetheonlyyogurt

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

I need hug

[mhtyr]

mutuals to sit on the balcony on a summer night with

[naharie]

@palatablepain @cielsanslumiere @inspirationallybored

[cielsanslumiere]

I couldn't agree more. I would want Miss Infy , Ash ,Naharie and @theonetheonlyyogurt too. But I feel kai would just try jumping off the balcony and I WILL follow so we are not safe for each other.

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

bro the fact you know I would do it without hesitation should be considered because how have we escaped the psych ward for this long?

[cielsanslumiere]

@theonetheonlyyogurt

@palatablepain

@naharie

Love all. But these 3 are the only Americans I know.

[theonetheonlyyogurt]

unconventional indeed…