Undercover Feral Bastard

Semi-hiatus from Marvel fandom|Other fandoms: Shakespeare, Classic lit, Inglourious Basterds, Fury (2014), BoB, The Pacific, Hacksaw Ridge, Anthropoid, Saving Private Ryan, Vikings, Peaky Blinders, Ad Astra, OUATIH | NSFW content is meant for 18+ and it can be blacklisted under the tag ‘lesexy’ | For a full catalogue of my content search #masterpost | AO3: @theonetryingtolive

[theonetryingtolive]

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[anxietyproblem]

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[anxietyproblem]

[skyblob]

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[cassiussuggestions]

Epicurus once said: "I get penetrated therefore I think".

[homunculus-argument]

A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

[decrepify-deactivated20250528]

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

[m-caelius-rufus]

my evil ginger twink is better than your evil ginger twink

[practically-an-x-man]

Fifty Superhero-Inspired Whump Prompts

Couldn't find a lot of whump prompts I liked, so I decided to compile a few of my own! Here's a jumbo list of prompts for superheroes and enhanced characters:

Powers Stripped Away (permanent)

Powers Blocked/Forgotten (temporary)

Powers Enhanced/Too Much Power

Powers Out of Whack

New and Unwanted Powers

No Longer Human

Healing Incorrectly/Healing Around Embedded Object

Allowed to Heal... Just Enough to Survive

Loss of Healing Factor (first time healing at a normal pace)

Anesthesia/Painkillers Burned Off Too Quickly

Awake Through Surgery

Forced to Watch Loved Ones/Sidekicks Injured

Confronted with their Weakness/Kryptonite

Betraying their No-Kill Rule

Put Under Hypnosis/Mind Control

Coming Out of Hypnosis/Consequences of Hypnotized Actions

Telepathic Torture (it's all in their head)

Forced to Relive Trauma/Memories/Nightmares

Forced to Defeat/Kill a Former Ally

Downfall into a Supervillain

Chronic Pain from a Lifetime of Hero Work

Deemed a Villain/Public Scrutiny

Wrong Choice, Right Reason

Trolley Problem (risk a loved one to save civilians)

Dangerous Powers/Forced to Isolate

Alter-Ego Friend is Super-Ego Villain

Superpowered Sleep Deprivation

Starved Until Their Powers Shut Down

Made Into A Lab Rat

Identity Stripped Away/Living Weapon

Loss Of Limb/Eye/Something That Won't Regenerate

Enduring Extreme Temperatures

Physically Unable to Die

Supersuit Melts into their Skin

Child Mistakes Them for a Monster

High-Tech Imprisonment

Alien Disease/Parasite

Unwanted Tech/Cybernetic Enhancement

Adapt or Die/Powers Emerge

Grieving their Normal Life

Outliving Friends/Loved Ones

Accidentally Hurting a Teammate/Innocent

Died and Revived

Working for the Enemy/Undercover/Forced to Defy Moral Code

Foresight/Too Predictable/Can't Get Ahead

Trying to Escape Superhero Life/Tracked Down

Emotions Manipulated

Injected with Paralytic

Dazed, Drugged, or Concussed

Fighting Until They Tear Themselves Apart

[academicssay]

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[seven-winged-liar]

queer people of all kinds. i am looking you in the eyes. do not fucking kill yourself. are you listening to me it will be okay. it will get better. i am shaking you by the shoulders do. not. fucking. do. it. you have so much to keep going for and so many people who love you. the cost of the present will not outweigh the life ahead of you. i love you. chin up or down keep walking you'll get there. we will pull you back up onto your feet should you fall. i love you

[theonetryingtolive]

Today from across the world I, as a fellow queer person, grieve with you. But hear me out when I say this: I am not asking you to enjoy whatever comes next, I’m asking you simply to endure it.

In the most selfish way I am asking you to endure this.

You are so loved. You are so cherished. Do not give up.

Please, listen to me: ENDURE IT. That is all I am asking of you. I’ll lend you my strength should you falter, I send you so much love and care and tenderness. Do not give up. We’ve not given up on you. We’ll get you back on your feet.

Please, just stay with us. I cannot bear to lose another one of you.

[machine-unlearning]

Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing

[machine-unlearning]

[machine-unlearning]

I love how everyone silently agreed to queue this and it's only now crawling out of the processing vortex. Tumblr posters love being contrary so much

[everythingfox]

Strawbaby

(via)

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

vanilla cake with fresh strawberry frosting

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[everythingfox]

Fortune